Things you just "DON'T" do........

[RathWolf]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

 

[mexicola]

You do not befriend John Constantine.

 

[Obsidian Guard]

Do not say "who are you?" to Batman.

It only ends in pain.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Do not take the bunny out of the box.

 

[Xhumed]

You don't rub another man's rhubarb.

 

[ethaninja]

You don't Feed the Troll.

Seriously, just don't.

Haha I learned that one the hard way.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

So... Don't try to put Baby in the Corner?

 

[Always_Remain]

You do not bother Garrus while he's in the middle of calibrations. Because he won't fucking talk to you. WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME!?

 

[TheEndlessGrey]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't cross the streams HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT ONE?

 

[RathWolf]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

I think Mythbusters tested that and it was false.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

I think Mythbusters tested that and it was false.

Actually it's true. Adam tried it and got zapped.

It's the electric rail they busted, because you need to be three inches away and have a half-inch diameter urethra.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

You dont fight chuck noris

 

[RathWolf]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

I think Mythbusters tested that and it was false.

Actually it's true. Adam tried it and got zapped.

It's the electric rail they busted, because you need to be three inches away and have a half-inch diameter urethra.

Ah, right.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

DON'T have sex or show tits in a horror movie.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

When you have to kill fast, don't use bullets. Bullets too slow.

 

[D Erdrick]

Don't cross the streams HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT ONE?

And when someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!

You don't even look at, let alone go near anything Lovecraftian or Geiger-esque, especially derelict spacecraft.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't cross the streams HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT ONE?

And when someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!

Are you the gatekeeper?

 

[Con Carne]

I gotta go with Movie Bob on this one.
You never F#@$ with Mel Gibson's loved ones in any of his movies lol.

 

[Lazarus Long]

You don't:
1 - Tug on Superman's cape
2 - Spit into the wind
3 - Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4 - Mess around with Jim

Alternatively, for those not quite as old as I:
Never:
1 - Give you up
2 - Let you down
3 - Run around
4 - Desert you