Things you never hear.

[TheodoreLuke]

I'll start
"Aquaman is my favorite superhero."

 

[GreyWolf257]

Ooh! This sounds fun!

"Abraham Lincoln touched me inappropriately."

 

[Kollega]

"I dislike Warhammer 40k". And yes, i would like to hear it from someone other than me.

P.S. This should have been in Forum Games.

 

[Biosophilogical]

b;asdfgbsiv;cauiewgfasb;vjubrugv;ayfewf <-- That

Alternatively, I have never heard someone do this

*Person being quoted's opinion*

The complete and utter opposite of this^^

EDIT: I just realised that for almost everything said on this thread, the moment it is read by someone it is no longer 'never heard'.

 

[Guy32]

I'll probably edit this a few times.
"We've decided to scale back our fining of speeding drivers and concentrate on solving crimes this year."
"I'd never noticed Mariah Carey's breasts before."
"I wish the music charts were full of more covers of old songs."
"I wish politicians would stop asking people what they think and just go off and get things done on their own instead."
"Wouldn't it be nice if just once the Pope said something controversial and out of touch with modern life?"
"Mark Wahlberg's starring role really benefitted that movie."
"You know, I don't think there's one single ugly member of AC/DC."

 

[sylekage]

"here have a million dollars!!"

never ever

 

[TheodoreLuke]

"I dislike Warhammer 40k".

where I live
Me: Do you like Warhammer 40k
Everyone Else: WTH is that?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

"I dislike Warhammer 40k".

where I live
Me: Do you like Warhammer 40k
Everyone Else: WTH is that?

What the hell is wrong with them?
"I had a great time on our date."

 

[Pimppeter2]

"I don't want to see Pimppeter2 naked"

 

[delet]

"i went to *blank* with my parents and had fun"

yeaah lets here someone say that

I went to [The movie theater] with my my parents and had fun... I enjoyed watching the movie and everyone else was silent...

OT: "Here, have my toe. I cut it off the other day but I don't think it makes a nice ring."

 

[TheodoreLuke]

GF: Honey, let's have a threesome with another girl.

 

[Jark212]

"I dislike Warhammer 40k".

where I live
Me: Do you like Warhammer 40k
Everyone Else: WTH is that?

What the hell is wrong with them?

You don't ask people that IRL...

"I value your opinion"
"Are you doing anything later" (From a girl)
"Let's be friends"
"Were gonna Rave hard then punch babies"

I'm pathetic...

 

[siffty]

i never here
"go faster" when driving

 

[TheodoreLuke]

That is way too big for me.

 

[Ayrav]

I had a lot of fun at the dentist.

 

[Viper1265]

"Here's your cake, as promised."

 

[Ham_authority95]

I should really vacation in Antarctica.....

 

[Ham_authority95]

GF: Honey, let's have a threesome with another girl.

Only in our dreams......unless that other girl isn't attractive

 

[paragon1]

(From a European on this site) America's participation was a vital element of WWII. We could not have won without you guys. Thank you.

For the record, I don't really care about WWII. I just notice some of you guys get pretty gung-ho about it when it comes up.

The Sonic franchise is really looking up.

 

[gbemery]

Fox 'News' reporting how great games are and how they don't make 8 year old terrorists...oh and you never hear sloths having sex.