Things You Shouldn't Say on Facebook....

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Soxafloppin

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Any wierd sexual preferences i guess.

or "Im going to propose to my girlfriend tonite, no one say!"
 

reg42

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The other someone said "God is gay". What followed was a shitstorm of epic proportions.
Apparently people on Facebook don't know that you should never feed a troll.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I saved it.
 

dmase

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"Sarah Palin is so stupid"

I have a lot of conservative people on my fb that shit would be paramount to saying rape my facebook page with all the anti democrat sentiment you have.
 

PopperThingi

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Anything at all that has something to do with your love life, especially if it's just a joke.
People's comments tent to get psychotic. I saw it happen.
 

TheGameXXVII

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*insert name here* has changed their status to "Taking a massive dump, may be here for some time"
 

Rednog

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I stalked [tag person's name] today, her hair looked really nice. I took the gum she threw out. It was like heaven in my mouth.
 

reg42

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Demented Teddy said:
reg42 said:
The other someone said "God is gay". What followed was a shitstorm of epic proportions.
Apparently people on Facebook don't know that you should never feed a troll.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I saved it.
Gotta respect that troll.
I thought it was pretty funny
 

captainwolfos

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Rednog said:
I stalked [tag person's name] today, her hair looked really nice. I took the gum she threw out. It was like heaven in my mouth.
I suddenly have the random urge to start singing Do I Creep You Out?
I hope you're happy XD

On topic... Something I shouldn't say on Facebook... I have no idea. I have nothing to input /shame.
 

XJ-0461

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If you've added your boss/colleagues: "OMG work is so crap! it's full of idiots and I hate my boss."
 

Gaderael

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Paksenarrion said:
"[facebook name] is Mohammed."

This status has been censored by Comedy Central.
Bravo. You win best mixing topical content in to a witty reply of the day award. Cheers.

OT: Gaderael "Anyone know a really good spot for hiding all these mutilated corpses of small children? No reason, just asking. Really. Do I hear Sirens?"
 

The Anhk24

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having your friend as your friend and forgetting they're your friend and writing: (name) is the the world's biggest douche
 

Riku'sTwilight

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Some classically funny posts here, makes me well want to frape (facebook-rape) one of my friends with those lines.

Anything to do with toilets/stalkerish behaviour/admitting your feelings via status updates.

I saw one of my friends post a genuine status with this however:

"Is looking for a girl for a threesome with my girlfriend and I, interested?"

So yeah, advertising for sex would be another no-no.
 

Pariah87

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I saw in a "you laugh, you lose" thing some guy put up as a status something along the lines of.

"I wonder what it would be like to **** a baby, imagine how tight it would be". What followed was 30 somethings comments all showing their displeasure and desire to beat the living hell out the guy.
 

Doomsday11

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"Well after setting fire to monkey's,stealing small children and selling them into slavery in Africa and commiting acts on genocide upon people who are shorter than me time to settle down for an evening listening to facist radio while trolling the internet and looking a small children"
(Joke)