Things you want but are ashamed of having people know you own?

[Worgen]

I don't have much shame when it comes to my awesome stuff, like this rarity thing I got up on my shelf of computer game goodness but my friend who I got an apple jack pixel art thing is apparently a bit paranoid about people finding out he really likes mlp, which is a bit strange since not only does he do mma but he is the one who got me into it.

 

[IamQ]

One, your bro's an idiot...

Two, how can he say that owning 'Les Mis' would be 'gay'... to you?! dafuq...(!)

OT: A whole load of BDSM kit... 'cos so few people IRL know I'm like that and none of them strike as being into that scene...

Don't hide the portal gun! If things go bad you need an escape route!

 

[Timberwolf0924]

A gimp

A 'Thor' Dildo to hit people with, or as a conversation starter (google it, it's funny)

One of those $300 lightsabers that are impact resistant-ish

Genital Piercings (plural) (Jacobs Ladder)

Super powers

An El Camino (not really ashamed of having, but I just want it)

Also add more stuff to my whips and chains section.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Nothing that I own really but I don't like people going on my laptop and seeing my most visited. Fanfiction, Terraria Online and the Escapist.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Duke Nukem Forever.

I know it is supposed to be complete shit, but every time I see it a little voice comes into my head and whispers "Buy it!"

It is shit. And I fucking LOVE it. You know how Rocky is one of the worst movies of all time, but its great BECAUSE of how terrible it is? DNF is like that. So if you can get past the first level with duke's incredible superpowered ability to die, you can just let the wonderful awful wash over you, like a dog rolling in garbage.
the only problem I have with the game is the wall tits thing. "You can slap our wall boobs, because real women don't like it when you slap theirs"
I dont get it. I have never been compelled to slap a woman's tits. Is this a thing? I mean, i could maybe understand in the context of S&M play, but otherwise, its just not a thing I have ever wanted to do.

oh and I want, despite every inch of my rational mind, sense of taste, and common sense telling me otherwise, a set of of those electronic cat ears

 

[zelda2fanboy]

When my dad went to Boston, I asked if he could find me a decent huggable stuffed animal that was about the size of the one I had when I was little that was mostly worn out. Now, wedged between my bed and bookcase is a Red Sox green monster that's actually quit comfy to sleep with from time to time. I'm 25 years old.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

One, your bro's an idiot...

You'll hear no argument from me on that point.

Two, how can he say that owning 'Les Mis' would be 'gay'... to you?! dafuq...(!)

I don't think he was saying that it would be gay for me to own it since I'm already gay as a rainbow flag (though god knows he kind of hates me because of that), he was just saying that owning or enjoying musicals is "for faggots".

Which is funny because he owns the South Park movie, which is a musical... I guess that one doesn't count or something.

 

[Crayven]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Rottingham.

I stopped playing wow awhile back, and i put most of the stuff away, but i always wanted this to have with my undead warlock.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

My Little Pony shirts.

Not because I'm ashamed of strangers seeing them (hell, I'd probably meet some bronies that way), but because I currently live with my parents, and they don't know I'm a brony.

I'm 99% sure they just wouldn't get it if I tried to explain it to them. And I don't want to have to deal with the awkward situation of walking out the door wearing a MLP shirt, and them asking "why are you wearing a shirt with ponies on it?".

Good thing I'll be moving out pretty soon.

Spoiler: I know that feel bro...

Remember those MLP McDonald's toys they had at McD's a bit ago? Well when I finally got the Rainbow Dash one I gave it a place of honor on my mirror in my car... When I got home my Mom saw it and this was her immediate reaction...

"What the fuck is that goddamned pony doing on your mirror???" quickly followed by various to rip Rainbow off my mirror

...I had never heard her swear before or seen her act like that... It was a very awkward time... However I just explained it too them the best I could and, although they didn't really understand it, they grudgingly accepted it...

It's much better that they know I'm a brony now. And I have all the Rainbow Dash shirts I will ever need!

Anyways back on topic!

It used to be pony stuff but not so much anymore... However... there are some things I am frankly afraid to say I enjoy. Explaining ponies to parents was one thing...

...explaining Katawo Shoujo was another thing entirely...
Somethin about a dating sim about physically disabled girls is a bit hard to comprehend for the average, everyday person I guess

 

[Pinkamena]

A pony plush >_> I want one, but alas, it would make me look like I'm obsessed or something over a childs show, heh. I certainly am not, no sir! I just... Really want a pony plush.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Hmm... maybe merchandise involving Anime and stuff like that. Apart from that I don't mind if people knew about what I own at the moment really.

 

[Vampire cat]

Things that I don't have but want, but would be ashamed of; really tall high-heeled boots, like thigh-height with lacing and such... And really other kinda kinky shiny stuff like that OO. But I think if people opened my closet (and my friends DO open my closets, usually to put on my newest dress or boots or whatever X3) and found a small dominatrix BDSMy wardrobe that would be too awkward to survive Oo.

None of the things I own I'm actually ashamed of or concerned with people finding... If someone comes to visit and happens to open "The Drawer" in the bathroom... Well I'm not ashamed of my basic needs, but for some reason it's still mandatory for people to go "eeeew" when discussed, even more so when found in it's physical form so it can get quite annoying while trying to explain =P.

A pony plush >_> I want one, but alas, it would make me look like I'm obsessed or something over a childs show, heh. I certainly am not, no sir! I just... Really want a pony plush.

GET di poni pløsh Oo.

 

[Zen Toombs]

an argument about how those things are crap and gay

1. They aren't "crap".
2. They aren't "gay".
3. Why should it matter if they are? You enjoy them, and that's what matters.
QED your brother is an idiot, you should light him on fire and beat him with sticks.

Politely, of course.

Things that I don't have but want, but would be ashamed of; really tall high-heeled boots, like thigh-height with lacing and such... And really other kinda kinky shiny stuff like that OO. But I think if people opened my closet (and my friends DO open my closets, usually to put on my newest dress or boots or whatever X3) and found a small dominatrix BDSMy wardrobe that would be too awkward to survive Oo.

Why would be awkward? Seriously, I'm confused why that would be an issue. Those are just sexy things, not something to be ashamed of.

 

[Vampire cat]

Things that I don't have but want, but would be ashamed of; really tall high-heeled boots, like thigh-height with lacing and such... And really other kinda kinky shiny stuff like that OO. But I think if people opened my closet (and my friends DO open my closets, usually to put on my newest dress or boots or whatever X3) and found a small dominatrix BDSMy wardrobe that would be too awkward to survive Oo.

Why would be awkward? Seriously, I'm confused why that would be an issue. Those are just sexy things, not something to be ashamed of.

Well I guess cause I'm mostly considered "innocent" in most of my friends eyes, in that I'm kinda cutesy and 'proper' in my behavior I guess? It's nothing unique that I don't drink or smoke or do drugs and soforth, and I'm kinda anal about following laws and rules X3.

They would just never let me hear the end of it if they found out I was into stuff like that! OO

 

[Frozen Fox]

Gay furry comics, which is odd because i do not care if they know but it is just awkward to explain.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Why would be awkward? Seriously, I'm confused why that would be an issue. Those are just sexy things, not something to be ashamed of.

Well I guess cause I'm mostly considered "innocent" in most of my friends eyes, in that I'm kinda cutesy and 'proper' in my behavior I guess? It's nothing unique that I don't drink or smoke or do drugs and soforth, and I'm kinda anal about following laws and rules X3.

They would just never let me hear the end of it if they found out I was into stuff like that! OO

Bah, in real life I'm all cutsey and proper as well, and I don't drink or do drugs either. Doesn't make restraint any less fun. :3

You are who you are, and you shouldn't be ashamed of it or have to keep it hidden. If your friends would be jerks about something like that, they aren't really your friends now are they?

 

[Vampire cat]

Bah, in real life I'm all cutsey and proper as well, and I don't drink or do drugs either. Doesn't make restraint any less fun. :3

You are who you are, and you shouldn't be ashamed of it or have to keep it hidden. If your friends would be jerks about something like that, they aren't really your friends now are they?

Hm... That is true Oo. My friends aren't like really assholes about it, but they WOULD tease me forever, like friends do! I guess really there isn't a good reason why I feel awkward about it then, but I still do X3. I have had a look at some of the stuff though, and much of it is even more expensive than my nicer clothes! I guess it's all about finding the right place =P.

Gay furry comics, which is odd because i do not care if they know but it is just awkward to explain.

Guess what my desktop screensaver looks like =D. Some friends are creeped out by it (ESPECIALLY the male ones!), but it's cute and sexy Oo.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Bah, in real life I'm all cutsey and proper as well, and I don't drink or do drugs either. Doesn't make restraint any less fun. :3

You are who you are, and you shouldn't be ashamed of it or have to keep it hidden. If your friends would be jerks about something like that, they aren't really your friends now are they?

Hm... That is true Oo. My friends aren't like really assholes about it, but they WOULD tease me forever, like friends do! I guess really there isn't a good reason why I feel awkward about it then, but I still do X3. I have had a look at some of the stuff though, and much of it is even more expensive than my nicer clothes! I guess it's all about finding the right place =P.

Well, at least you realize there isn't much reason to feel bad about it. That's always a plus!
And yeah, those things can be quite expensive. Quite sexy though. :3

Oh, and remember that friends tend to poke fun at thing you react to - if'n you aren't embarrassed about having some kinky things in your closet, then they'd probably stop making fun of it after their surprise wears off.

Gay furry comics, which is odd because i do not care if they know but it is just awkward to explain.

Guess what my desktop screensaver looks like =D. Some friends are creeped out by it (ESPECIALLY the male ones!), but it's cute and sexy Oo.

Wait, you have a sexy screensaver (possibly furry, possibly yaoi, possibly both), and you think people will make fun of you for having sexy shoes?

People are weird.

 

[Vampire cat]

Well, at least you realize there isn't much reason to feel bad about it. That's always a plus!
And yeah, those things can be quite expensive. Quite sexy though. :3

Oh, and remember that friends tend to poke fun at thing you react to - if'n you aren't embarrassed about having some kinky things in your closet, then they'd probably stop making fun of it after their surprise wears off.

Hmm.. Oo Maybe I'll start easy with the shoes then and work my way up to the full outfit? X3 I checked though, and recenlty bought two new very nice pairs shoes for only half what these boots would set me back. It's a lot of money to spend when they are basically reserved for *ahem* latenight adult entertainment Oo.

Wait, you have a sexy screensaver (possibly furry, possibly yaoi, possibly both), and you think people will make fun of you for having sexy shoes?

People are weird.

It's true! *runs away crying, and hides in weird-closet* I can only assume because that's something I've been into since I was a teenager it's not a big deal for me, but getting into this "new kink" if you can call it that is a bit more scary and alien, which is why I'm worried about it?

Getting all Freudian on my own ass here!