you are a god!Fightgarr said:If anyone has seen Super Troopers, I've done the "meow" challenge with customers many times. My record was 12.
i was only able to do it 4 times, and then they called me on it.
you are a god!Fightgarr said:If anyone has seen Super Troopers, I've done the "meow" challenge with customers many times. My record was 12.
I had a customer yesterday whose last name was Ngiau (pronounced neow). I had a field day with that one. Definitely kept me laughing today.klarr said:you are a god!Fightgarr said:If anyone has seen Super Troopers, I've done the "meow" challenge with customers many times. My record was 12.
i was only able to do it 4 times, and then they called me on it.
MaxTheReaper said:I was in a similar situation once (leather jacket instead of trenchcoat, but whatever.) It was some old guy looking for a video game, so I ran down a list of things I knew about ones similar to it.purplegothchick said:I had an opposite thing happen to me in a shop once. I was standing in WHSmith trying to pick out a nice pen to use in uni, and some guy said to me "scuse me love, do you sell ink cartridges here?" In my head I was like "WTF?! I'm standing looking at pens, wearing my leather trenchcoat, do I look like I fucking work here?!" But I just said to him, "I don't actually work here" and he shuffled off looking embarrassed.
I meant to be mean to him, but I was tired.
Also, I think most girls would agree "Stop staring at my tits" is something they'd like to say to most customers, especially if they work as waitresses.
brtshstel said:I have intense dislike for the welfare system in the U.S. as people can very easily abuse the system. Incidentally, as a grocery store clerk, I always want to mouth off to welfare bums who buy food with a food-stamp card, and then pull out a wad of 50s or a gold credit card to pay for a case of beer and a carton cigarettes. Fuck them!
Another instance is a particular event that happened to me. There is yet another welfare program for folks who have kids and can't support them financially (because, at least in this country, having more kids makes you get more welfare, which is why we have so many stupid people infecting society), called WIC. WIC (Women Infant Children) is a program where they give the recipient a check for milk, baby formula, juice, and other nutrient-rich foods for kids, and there is a strict list of items they can buy, and the check lists those specific items on the front.
So I'm working at my register counter, and a really bitchy 20-something comes up, hands me four checks, and slams down a whole bunch of Simlac bottles. I scan one, and it's not in the computer database, so it won't work. That's not our fault, the WIC office didn't authorize it. So I call a manager's assistance, and the the ***** is checking her watch and sighing loudly to show she's in a hurry. She gets really catty when the manager says there's nothing he can do, and she tells him her time is valuable an she's "in a hurry." She then takes her checks and walks off with her attitude.
This is what I want to say to every welfare customer I get who has an attitude (i.e. the dishonest ones whom abuse the system, as the more well-mannered people who actually need the help don't really have bad attitudes). "Fuck you. My taxes go to pay for your food so you can sit on your ass and leech off of the government. Your time is not valuable because you're obviously not carrying your own weight. You don't deserve and opinion because you didn't earn it. Now get out of my sight before I do something that will actually benefit society by leaving one less parasitic bum to drain the money away from the (working) people that matter."
Why did they ask you these things? I am an introvert and also very misanthropic, me and people don't get along well. Not that I am sad about that. Physical human interaction seems foolish to me. Why talk to someone up close when you could talk to them online?piers789 said:When I was waiting (a couple of years ago now) I had to stack 4+ plates on my arm/wrist and have veg dishes on top of those, it got very heavy. It was always once I had collected all the plates etc. that the people would start to ask about education, where I lived etc. I wanted to tell them to shut the f**k up so I could stop breaking my arm.
Why talk to someone online when you can not talk to anyone?gof22 said:Why did they ask you these things? I am an introvert and also very misanthropic, me and people don't get along well. Not that I am sad about that. Physical human interaction seems foolish to me. Why talk to someone up close when you could talk to them online?piers789 said:When I was waiting (a couple of years ago now) I had to stack 4+ plates on my arm/wrist and have veg dishes on top of those, it got very heavy. It was always once I had collected all the plates etc. that the people would start to ask about education, where I lived etc. I wanted to tell them to shut the f**k up so I could stop breaking my arm.
If I did not talk to anyone how else could I use them for my own goals?Pi_Fighter said:Why talk to someone online when you can not talk to anyone?gof22 said:Why did they ask you these things? I am an introvert and also very misanthropic, me and people don't get along well. Not that I am sad about that. Physical human interaction seems foolish to me. Why talk to someone up close when you could talk to them online?piers789 said:When I was waiting (a couple of years ago now) I had to stack 4+ plates on my arm/wrist and have veg dishes on top of those, it got very heavy. It was always once I had collected all the plates etc. that the people would start to ask about education, where I lived etc. I wanted to tell them to shut the f**k up so I could stop breaking my arm.
Sorry if I am coming across as an ass-hat, I do empathise with your position. People around me seem to think they can "correct" my introversion.
I don't know... Magic?gof22 said:If I did not talk to anyone how else could I use them for my own goals?
Your Jesus? Awesome, I want a PS3, A new HDTV, and also a girlfriend. Can you grant me these things Santa?Pi_Fighter said:I don't know... Magic?gof22 said:If I did not talk to anyone how else could I use them for my own goals?
What am I, Jesus?
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