Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Justank]

I'm a guy and I take much longer then my girlfriend to get ready

But do you wait so long to start getting ready that you end up being late for things solely for that reason?

thats almost too short for me, IM 6 foot and my ex was like 5'3 and there were some complications..if you know what i mean. My current gf is like 5'5 which isnt so bad.

Haha, I run into that too. I'm about an inch to tall to be able to kiss properly when we're, ya know.

 

[Albino Boo]

Complain about me not leaving my wife.

 

[Nieroshai]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

THISTHISFUCKINGTHIS!!!

Ahem.
/wipes cold sweat from brow

I'm sorry, this made me flash back to when my gf broke up with me out of nowhere a week after Christmas when she was happy as a clam and had no problem with intimacy. Apparently she was mad that I didn't kick out my roommate and his annoying dog. No I didn't have the authority, this was off-campus college housing.

OT: girls MUST have secrets, even though they expect you not to have any.

 

[teebeeohh]

she is on this new-age trip and according to her "we" are on a new-age trip
and whenever i had a brilliant idea it's "our" idea but when she has one...well, you get the picture

 

[Choppaduel]

She keeps being intangible! pisses me right off.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

We will argue about something, then a few days later she will try to initiate the same argument in the exact same way.

After four or five times i just stopped arguing altogether. The only way to win is to not play at all, pretty much.

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

 

[Extasii]

My ex told me to be at her house at 10. I wake up at 8:30 to get ready (y'know, shower, shave, brush)
I get to her house (I'm allowed in whenever), and I find her asleep.
Happened twice.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

I like how you totally stole my thing, but then again this is the internet so I'm sure we can assume whoever on the Escapist who hasn't commented on this, all half a million plus users, are the ones left who DON'T have a girl- or boyfriend. So if you'll excuse me,

*runs off crying also*

 

[Extasii]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I'm so glad I never had that problem with my ex.
She was 5'2", and I'm 6'3"

 

[Tears of Blood]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

thats almost too short for me, IM 6 foot and my ex was like 5'3 and there were some complications..if you know what i mean. My current gf is like 5'5 which isnt so bad.

No I don't know what you mean... I'm approx. 5'7" give or take, and I never had any "problems". Of coarse I have a "small-type" attraction, that seems to be increasingly hard to find these days.

 

[Palademon]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

I concur, and I believe you win the thread.

 

[Indignation837]

My one and only complaint about my girlfriend is that after discovering that scratching my head has a strangely calming effect on me, she now does it all the time (including in front of other people). However, she's really nice and freaking awesome in almost every other way, so I'm not about to raise a big stink about that. We can have totally intellectual conversations, our opinions line up on just about everything, and we can sit around and watch each other play video games for hours (which is weird, because I HATE watching other people play video games). But then again, maybe I'm the exception rather than the rule.

 

[fullbleed]

She doesn't exist yet, man that pisses me off!

EDIT: Ninja'd
...
*Runs off crying*

 

[Anah'ya]

Her I want to hurt something mood when she is stressed, which results in evil glares, incoherent muttering and an aggressive body stance that makes the dog hide under the table in fear of the potential catastrophe.

Her social disability.

Her inability and refusal to cook anything but pancakes.

Her phone lying on the bed-stand, where it buzzes and chirps all night long when she gets alerts or work mail.

*thinks*

There might be more. You have to ask my boyfriend.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

I beg the differ, there was once a time when I "Smooth-talked" (smooth-talked being the layman's way of saying that I said a bunch of things she couldn't quite get a grasp on) a girl into the sack. I didn't talk about the implication and generation of nuclear fusion cores, I just used larger and rather more unused, words to convey a standard and valid point. Before you go on about how, "Girls don't get "jiggy" with that talk in one night!" (or however the hell you might say it) first off... You're right, it didn't take the magical one-nighter, I just acquired her phone number, called 2 days later, had a 3 dates, had sex, then "figured out" that we're just not meant for each other. Which wasn't too much of a problem, since I wasn't looking for a relationship anyway. Overall, it took about a week, but I didn't mind. Mindless beast sex, largely integrated into our society by large "Frat" individuals, isn't quite the saucer of Sake that I like. I like to look my "lover" in the eye, knowing their interests and dreams during intercourse, even though it is inevitably useless. Of coarse I'm not really the one sex - one girl type of guy anyway. I do enjoy relationships.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Complain about me not leaving my wife.

OH SNAP!

OT: My girlfriend inadvertently makes me feel like a dick all the time. She has a few autoimmune diseases and rheumatoid arthritis, and sometimes she just doesn't feel very good because of that. These also happen to be the times that I drug her out with me to go do something fun.

 

[Always_Remain]

Spoiler: Wall-o-text describing a stupid situation (And a good plot for a drama story or something. Too long; didn't read is included )

Well, I am loveless at the moment and I rather not talk about the harpies I've dated in the past. (I SUUUUURE know how to them.) But One of my best friend's(Let's call him Fester) girlfriend(and her Ms. Hates-My-Guts) does this really annoying thing. She hates me for no apparent reason and gets pissed if anyone mentions me or if Fester is hanging out with me. She partially did this BEFORE SHE EVEN KNEW ME. Seriously, I talked to Ms. Hates-My-Guts once before she started dating Fester and it was barely a conversation. All me and my friends can gather is she either:

A) Thinks I hate her best friend. Which is incorrect, see me and her best friend(Call her Potato) used to be real close and she was totally leading me on so I said fuck you to the friend zone and got promptly rejected. Then we just kind of stopped talking. No reason for Ms. Hates-My-Guts to think I hate Potato. Ms. Hates-My-Guts has been told this. Potato might have talked bad about me behind my back but I really doubt it. She's a kind and laid back person.

B) Fester and my other best friend(He can be called Rock) decided to go to the zoo with their girlfriends. (Oh yeah, Potato and Rock happened to start dating a few months after she rejected me. No grudges have been held, AND I'VE MADE IT CLEAR) So Fester and Rock ask me what I'm doing that day. I was doing nothing. They asked if I'd like to come. I figured "Yeah! I could meet Ms. Hates-My-Guts and catch up with Potato plus since I live in the city the zoo is at and they don't, I could be an excellent guide!" Potato even liked the idea. Hate-My-Guts didn't really care. Then we actually met up with them. The atmosphere changed severely. At first, I thought it was nice to see them all together but Hates was showing definite signs of discomfort. Then I quickly noticed she would sadly look at me occasionally and wouldn't really respond to me. I knew I didn't belong. Her eyes conveyed such a desire to have me leave it was overwhelming. I escaped to the bathroom and made my plan. I simply walked away from them. Texted directions to Rock and went to where I belong. Alone. (Not in an EVERYONE HATES ME WAY just a I don't really care for social interactions although I still hang out with Rock and Fester) I feel she thought I was intruding on the date and she maybe thought me just leaving was rude or something but I don't care. From what I heard, they had great fun without me.

All and all, I don't care if Hates really does hate me I just wish she wouldn't get mad at Fester.

tl;dr = My friend's girlfriend hates me for no real reason and to be honest should stop being a *****. I basically have said that to my friend. He agreed.

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

*pats on back* Don't worry Fargo. I know how you feel.

 

[dragonslayer32]

When I was going out with my ex, she cheated on me. That pissed me off somewhat...

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

You kidding? You're perfect; Think of it this way... You're the talker, she's the listener. If you were both quiet, nothing would happen, and if you both talked, nothing would get accomplished through the invalid points trying to be portrayed in either conversation, leaning towards more of a redundant argument, rather than a topic inspired conversation.

I, on the other hand, love quiet women. I'm not sure if it is just that I'm old fashioned, or that it's just the way I think, but something about a woman who is quiet, reserved, and reverend, or even timid and shy, is simply arousing to me as a simple sexual and personal interest in the opposite sex. (here's the ball-buster however, I'm more of a "she has to ask me" type of guy... sucks)

Ahh, see now we might seem perfect for each other, I like being the talkitive one and I like a girl that can listen. She however is so quiet that I might as well just be talking to myself, defeating some purpose in the relationship.

The real kicker however that is the thing that I have the real grip with her, is that when she does actually open her mouth its nothing but a disagreement she has with my lifestyle, or the fact that there are pretty girls in the general public I might glance at longer then a second, things like that are my real problem...

I see how that might be a problem with some people... I wouldn't really be bothered by it too much as long as she is listening, but that's just me.

That's rather unfortunate, and information I didn't have before-hand. That is indeed, a problem. Perhaps you could consult her about this, make your feelings aware. She (like most women) will most likely deny this flaw in her personality, but being as self-conscious as most women are, she will be listening to what you say she is doing wrong. The seed is planted and all it takes to nourish and help it grow, are the waters and sunshine of insecurity. You see, most women like, nay, Need, to be accepted. Some girls may deny this and be angsty saying that they don't care what other people think of them, but even then you could probably look at them and give them a niche to fill or a genre of women that fit her personality type. This is largely because, it's not that she doesn't care about what other people think of her, it's that she doesn't care about what "normal mediocre society" thinks of them. Get the other outcasts to say she's flawed in a bad way, and she'll take it to heart, you see. As long as the seed is planted and treated with indifference, and fed by insecurity, it will grow in the hope of acceptance. This is also only one of the ways some girls get guys to change. Although be it that their method is less complicated, because it doesn't need to be so elaborate.