Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[TheHecatomb]

One thing women really, really need to get over is denying compliments. I'm serious.

Imagine yourself waking up next to a gorgeous woman, sunlight gently falling through the windows. You just look at her and smile while she's still asleep. You feel at peace and complete, and feel you could just keep just keep looking at her pretty face forever and be perfectly happy.
Then after an hour or so she wakes up, she notices you staring, asks "What?". You tell her she's just absolutely beautiful. And she angrily replies "No I'm not, it's early and I just woke up so I look like crap!!".

Seriously.

This happened to me and I just grabbed my clothes and left. And the funny thing is that somehow people think this makes ME an asshole.

Edit: And the wellknown act of making it VERY VERY VERY (like rubbing it in your face very) clear that something is wrong, and when I finally take the bait (or when I start to suffocate) and ask "Okay, what's the matter?", reply with "Nothing."

IF YOU SAY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG THEN I SHALL ACT LIKE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. NOW BRING ME STEAK.

Caps for drama.

 

[esperandote]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

This a thousand times over. After several months she learned that I hate the question "What are you thinking about?" and has replaced it with "What's on your mind?". It's the same thing god damn it!

Here's another variation: On MSN, "what did you type?" When i write something and then decide not to send it. Fucking "... is writing" message.

 

[esperandote]

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Great point.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Not existing. Damnit women you know how much I hate that!

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Joke ninja'd. Damn.

 

[TaboriHK]

Nothing that has anything to do with the fact that she's female.

 

[Ham_authority95]

She doesn't eat meat.

HA! I get it...

OT: I don't have a girlfriend, so I guess that answers your question.

Also, I'm surprised at the number of people who are dissatisfied with their girlfriends on here...

 

[zehydra]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

this seems to happen a lot. Dunno why.

 

[bobknowsall]

Well right now my girlfriend who Ive been with for a year is pissed at me and wont talk to me and i have no idea why. IT seems like girls are always doing some crazy shit for no reason.

Well, there probably is a reason, you know. Like this fine display of playing the victim and dismissing her actions. Yeah, the ladies just love that.

 

[Ham_authority95]

-She doesn't shut up during movies.
-If she guesses a plot point, not matter how obvious it is, she thinks she's the most brilliant movie watcher in the world and screams "I GOT IT! I AM SO GOOD!"
-I'm much taller than she is but her legs are longer than mine,and she likes to talk about it.
-She's incredibly clingy/needy
-She never tells me what she wants
-Instead of arguing like a normal couple, I get angry, and she just cries. Thanks for contributing.
-If I don't seem incredibly upbeat she thinks I'm angry and insistently badgers me about it until I actually get angry, and then she gets upset because I got mad at her.
-She thinks she's an expert on psychology (she's in high school) and tries to explain absolutely everything and can't understand why her idiotic statements make absolutely no sense.
-She complains, a lot.

Edit: I thought of some more
-She NEVER uses logic to come to a conclusion. It's all just emotional bull shit.
-I don't give a shit about who your friends are dating or what lesbian broke up with which other one.
-I'm at college, don't fucking tell me when guys hit on you. I don't like to fucking hear it, and I can't do anything about it right now.
-Her "I have to pee so baaaaad"
Me: "So go pee?"
Her: "I don't want to... what if someone hears me?"
WHO THE FUCK CARES?? JUST GO EMPTY YOUR BLADDER.

Why not just break up with her if you can think of that many things you hate about her?

 

[Koganesaga]

Whenever she uses the "talk in a calm voice and tell them what to do thing" or whenever they try to use some rationality to calm me down, both of those piss me off to no end. It's the screeching chalkboard of my mind, and it's hard to resist the urge to flip shit right then and there.

 

[Dumbfish1]

These also happen to be the times that I drug her out with me to go do something fun.

Please tell me you mean *drag* her out... :|

 

[feeback06]

Well I could share some ex problems:
- smoking, oh how I hate smokers, I do like sex but not that much, that f*ing stench ... makes my skin crawl just thinking about it

Don't forget the taste either. I kissed a smoker one time and kinda killed the mood because I stopped in my tracks after I got that taste in my mouth.

Any who, my mother and my wife do this. We will be going somewhere and either one of them will be running around getting ready while I sit and relax because we still have 2 hours until we need to be somewhere. Then I hear "you need to get ready RIGHT NOW!" So I get up and do everything I need to do in about 15 minutes. Then when it's crunch time, and you are trying to get out the door they still aren't ready. I get rushed for no reason but when it's time to leave they can't be ready in time. It drives me insane.

 

[Crafty Napoleon]

I had a GF for about 2 years and there may have been things that pissed me off but fortunately I am quite basic... and shallow. If I get plenty of sex and sexy clothing etc. she could be the most annoying woman on the planet I wouldn't care, as long as she is faithful, I will make myself a good boyfriend. I don't see why people look down on being "pussy-whipped" these days? I get what I want where it matters to me... the bed, or the car or a bathroom at Lowes, its awesome!


Sex is my kryptonite and I love kryptonite!

 

[MassiveGeek]

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

Dude.

That girl is a twat.

Alright, I'm a tad spoiled too, my boyfriend willingly went to the store and bought a six-pack of coke and chocolate with a cough(that freaked me out, because coughing sounds scary) in ice cold weather while I stayed at his place and cuddled with Psycho(one of his familys 3 cats) wearing one of his cuddliest sweaters.
That is insanely kind in my opinion - the fact that he walks to the store for me and spends cash on me is amazing enough, especially since he has some financial constrains(me too, but still).

I should give him more things...

I wonder if I do something to piss him off.

Hm.

 

[geldonyetich]

The primary thing my current girlfriend does which gets my goat is not exist.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

*pat pat* Look on the bright side! Its around here somewhere... :/

OT: my girlfriend always goes completely hyper in the evenings and bursts out laughing at absolutely everything. Its kinda cute but it also gets irritating after 20 mins or so >.<
She doesn't do anything to 'piss me off' though. Mildly irritating is about as bad as it gets. ^ ^ Im a lucky lucky panda.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicannoyinggirlfriendnew1.png

This.

 

[newwiseman]

My ex could never close the shower curtain when she got done or turn on the fan, she caused my damn bathroom to mold.

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

I had a girl like that, no matter what I did it was never enough. I dumped her and 6-months later I was with her sister; problem with her was she couldn't leave that relationship with her sister alone, always asking: was it better than... was I better... what about my breast? That got old FAST.

Now that I'm thinking about it every damn GF I've had did something insanely annoying. My shortest relationship, she wanted to move in with me and get married when we had only been together a month, "*****, I barely know you"; we hadn't even had sex yet.

Another cliped her toe nails on the bed, didn't remove covers or replace sheets, just clipped em' and left them there. She was the most inconsiderate person I ever met.

 

[adam352]

She doesn't screw the caps of 2 liter bottles on all the way and my mountain dew ALWAYS goes flat after she drinks some.

making a massive fucking deal about something really insignificant.

Anyone else think it's interesting that these were posted one after the other?

 

[faspxina]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...