Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[stikku]

What girlfriend?

 

[stikku]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...

that is the equivalent of men looking at girl's boobs,
you have to live with it bro

 

[wildpeaks]

I think the number one thing my girlfriend does that pisses me off is not existing.

So she was not kidnapped by romans to be sold as slave, F:NV lied to me

 

[BakaSmurf]

Of course it feels like girls are always doing some crazy shit. Your a dude. Anyways, I'm no wise man or mystic shaman when it comes to women, so I'm not going to offer advice. OT though, I always hate going to the airport with women. Simply because, if your late for boarding, you ain't going to make it. I don't know why but "most" girls always seem to do the short step thing.

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts' that tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

OT:
Failing to exist.

[sub][sub][sub]*Sniffle...*[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[superbleeder12]

I'm assuming that 'not existing' has already been brought up.

I am neither clever, nor witty.

 

[Evil the White]

I can't eat nuts of any variety, or wear hats for warmth. Because she doesn't like the smell and thinks I'm not a hat person.

 

[Dango]

Not exist

Ninja, I was literally going to make this exact post.

 

[Dogstile]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

Actually, it can.

Especially if you argue the point of you're both ploughed, you both likely won't remember and even if you do, you don't know eachother and neither of you have STD's.

Its worked.

 

[Dango]

Not exist

Ninja, I was literally going to make this exact post.

I was actually going to try and do a cry face, but I couldn't remember how you did it... not like this one, :,( but with multiple tears...

I know I've seen one somewhere, goddammit!

Do you mean like this ;_; ?

 

[Firetaffer]

What's a girl? Is it some kind of fish? I believe I ate one the other day, it's a bit tasteless without enough tarter sauce but was good enough.

 

[Teh Flembo]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

This.
Jesus Christ. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. Fuck sake.

/MentalBreakDown

 

[jebussaves88]

Wave her penis at traffic. She's far too much of an exhibitionist.

 

[thahat]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

i'm not sure using the term 'trained' is acceptable outside of a D/s relationship, better way of saying it is: 'Helped her out of that bad habbit' Makes it sounds nicer...though they pretty much ammount to the same thing.

you are quite correct XD, since its not a D/s relationship XD, better to say that we both smoothed each others edges off a bit

What's a D/s relationship? :S

dominant/submissive

one of the two mostly chooses whats going to happen, the other goes with it.
usualy concentual, somteimes... not so much ( think of people beating their wife >.< )

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Just say things outloud that are obvious and everyone agrees on.
Ex: Professor assigns massive amounts of reading due for the next day, girlfriend will say, "Oh that's stinky"

it just bugs me..

 

[faspxina]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...

that is the equivalent of men looking at girl's boobs,
you have to live with it bro

I know, but sometimes it feels so demeaning to us, men.

 

[Tears of Blood]

I beg the differ, there was once a time when I "Smooth-talked" (smooth-talked being the layman's way of saying that I said a bunch of things she couldn't quite get a grasp on) a girl into the sack. I didn't talk about the implication and generation of nuclear fusion cores, I just used larger and rather more unused, words to convey a standard and valid point. Before you go on about how, "Girls don't get "jiggy" with that talk in one night!" (or however the hell you might say it) first off... You're right, it didn't take the magical one-nighter, I just acquired her phone number, called 2 days later, had a 3 dates, had sex, then "figured out" that we're just not meant for each other. Which wasn't too much of a problem, since I wasn't looking for a relationship anyway. Overall, it took about a week, but I didn't mind. Mindless beast sex, largely integrated into our society by large "Frat" individuals, isn't quite the saucer of Sake that I like. I like to look my "lover" in the eye, knowing their interests and dreams during intercourse, even though it is inevitably useless. Of coarse I'm not really the one sex - one girl type of guy anyway. I do enjoy relationships.

That wasn't so much of a statement, as me pointing out that in that case, you certainly weren't getting anywhere with that woman because of your logic.

 

[The DSM]

Not existing.

Curse you solitude!

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

she keeps not existing all the time

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"What are you thinking?"

Fuck off with that question.

 

[Kenko]

She didnt choose me....