Things You're Pretty Sure No-one Hates

[hutchy27]

Sorry but.....

I hate Wallace and Gromit.

*dies inside*

but.. but.. look at the penguin! With the glove!! And the train!

And laying down the track like CHIKITYCHICKITYCHIKITY

No. No-one hates Wallace and Gromit. (In all seriousness, I did figure someone must have hated it, but you have to admit, it's undeniably charming.)

I love Wallace and Gromit
Only bit I dislike about is that in the old ones the streets were complete empty.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Chuck Norris

Sorry, but I disprove this one by utterly despising that over-praised useless space-wasting bastard.

I also hate the 'Chuck Norris' facts', and anyone who quotes them endlessly (I know people who ALWAYS talk about Chuck Norris facts and it makes me want to punch them in the face repeatedly until only a puddle of mush remains above their neck.

There is only one acceptable reason for disliking Ghostbusters, and that is if you are dead and in fact a ghost.

Wrong. I know live people who despise that film with a burning passion.

 

[Azex]

everybody hates something cause everyone loves something. its just natural equilibrium

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Nothing.
There is not one thing on this earth that there is not someone disliking.
Also, to the people saying Air, I say hipsters.

 

[Quaidis]

Air

Air is polluted and full of stuff that can kill people, man! It's terrible! I hate it! *holds breath*



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*passes out*

 

[tigermilk]

VLC Media Player, surely there is nothing to hate about it?

Does anyone hate Vice City?

Someone said Doctor Who (can't find the post). I love Doctor Who from 1963-69 much of the rest has been ok. Christopher Eccleston was a brave choice of 'Doctor' but I hate David Tennant as the Doctor and I also hate the new one.

I also think people who suggest "air" or "oxygen" are a bit dickish (hate is to strong a word).

Oh yeah also surely no one hates Red Dwarf and Blackadder.

 

[Lilani]

You know the disease cancer was named after the constellation cancer, so you could have just as easily answered yes and been correct.

Actually it was named cancer from the Greek word carcinos, which means crab or crayfish. It was called this because whenever they would cut into a malignant tumor, the veins inside it looked all spindly and curled up, like a crab's legs. So you were close. Same word derivative, anyway

 

[SnipErlite]

*dies inside*

but.. but.. look at the penguin! With the glove!! And the train!

And laying down the track like CHIKITYCHICKITYCHIKITY

No. No-one hates Wallace and Gromit. (In all seriousness, I did figure someone must have hated it, but you have to admit, it's undeniably charming.)

I've been watching Wallace and Gromit clips for the past half an hour thanks to your post. It's awesome. I'd forgotten how amazing A Close Shave is

 

[the Dept of Science]

Me and a friend of mine have a theory that no one on Earth hates the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There are people that dislike them or their music, but no one seems to actively HATE them.

'I'm forever near a stereo saying, "What the f**k is this garbage? And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers"' - Nick Cave*

I've yet to hear someone say they dislike the Wire. I checked amazon.co.uk for reviews of the complete box set, and out of 145 reviews, there's just one 1 star review. The review says that he never received the product. There are no 2 star reviews either.

 

[Shroomhell]

Air

Seconded

Consider this, I am with pro lifers on that the human race should be annihilated, therefore air is a horrible horrible thing.

 

[Sparrow]

I've never heard anyone hate on the Gamecube, or the Gameboy Colour for that matter.

Need I say more?

Someone give this man a medal.

 

[Cooperblack]

Icecream.

 

[Faladorian]

Seems everyone and their mother(sometimes literally) loves Minecraft.

Like, seriously, I can't find any hate for this game.

Are you kidding me? it's the worst game I've ever played, and I'm not joking. I've had more fun counting grains of sand.

Wait, REALLY? You've never met ANYONE who hates babies? They're the most infernal fucking beings on the planet! Honestly I can't think of many things I hate more than infants... god damn.

Portal
Who could hate Portal
I love Portal, all my friends love Portal, every review I've ever seen loves Portal.
but alas I am probably wrong someone somewhere probably hates Portal
I just really like Portal

It was okay. Not even remotely close to great. I found it fairly mediocre, actually.

I'm sure few dislike birth control.

Catholics.

Given that each of the Catholics I've had sex with preferred birth control, I'm inclined to disagree-- especially concerning the matter of religion's waning power.

<__>

Obviously they weren't very good Catholics if you had premarital sex with them with birth control.

Actually, I would call those the good Catholics

Then I overheard a conversation in which a bunch of reasonably intelligent people were talking about how stupid The Simpsons was. And my mind exploded. ...so, my question is: what show, game, movie, etc. are you pretty certain garners universal and anonymous acclaim - and have you ever had that illusion of "everyone loves this" shattered?

<__>

Unanimous.

^_^

OT: I'm pretty sure no one hates Firefly or Doctor Who. I'm sure there are people who haven't seen either of them, and people who thought they are "meh" but I'm almost 100% sure that no one vehemently hates them.

I like Doctor Who, but Firefly for me is down there with Jersey Shore and Oprah. Just total and utter shit, hate it.

Me and a friend of mine have a theory that no one on Earth hates the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There are people that dislike them or their music, but no one seems to actively HATE them.

They would be my least favorite band, if only the Beatles didn't exist. I HATE the Beatles.

How about The Beatles guys? Everybody likes at least one of their songs I think

Wrong. I seriously hate every single one of their songs, all of the band members, and even their name. If somebody plays the Beatles I won't hesitate to leave the area.

Anyone who claims to hate sex hasn't had it before.

What about rape victims? Also, I hate the idea of sex because there's always a chance that it could result in reproducing. I'd take any fate over that of having a kid. I fucking hate children so much.

I loathe babies. All they do is friggin' whinge and cry. Every baby I have ever encountered has whinged/cried/tantrum'd at least once every time I've seen it.

And when the parents tune it out and do nothing to stop it? Makes me want to eat said baby.

What really grates you is the fact they cry/whinge/tantrum at the sight of you.
You really want one to just look up and smile and be happy that you're there.
When they cry it hurts your heart...

Ha! What a broad assumption.

Truth is, babies actually love me. That doesn't stop me from absolutely hating every fiber of their retarded squealing jelly-ball existence.

BOOBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't hate boobs, but I hate big boobs. They disgust the shit out of me.



And yeah, I know, it seems like I hate everything. But I only quoted ones I disagree with, so it's just an illusion

 

[Dango]

Kenan and Kel, the best thing to come out of the 90s.

 

[For.I.Am.Mad]

Need I say more?

To this day I'm still mad at myself for not discovering that show until after it was cancelled.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Kenan and Kel, the best thing to come out of the 90s.

Holy shit! I remember that. It was awesome.

But really, who hated The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

West Philadelphia born and raised...

 

[DarkRyter]

Daft Punk.
Ice Cream.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

Robot Unicorn Attack.
You may try to hate it, come into it with every fibre in your body ready to hate, but you will never succeed.
And then it went HEAVY METAL.

 

[jaketheripper]

There used to be a time, way back in the mid-90s, where I was pretty sure that nobody hated The Simpsons. Everyone loved it, I thought. Surely! It's hilarious and heart-warming all at once! Homer hits his head! It funny.

Then I overheard a conversation in which a bunch of reasonably intelligent people were talking about how stupid The Simpsons was. And my mind exploded. ...so, my question is: what show, game, movie, etc. are you pretty certain garners universal and anonymous acclaim - and have you ever had that illusion of "everyone loves this" shattered?

I'll give another example - one which I'm yet to verify - I'm pretty certain everyone loves Wallace and Gromit. No-one could not love it. It's just so awesome. And if anyone does hate it I'm going to have to very seriously rethink my priorities...

obviously nobody hates Bill O'reilly or Rebecca black....................................................... i enjoy wallace and gromit, also benny hill :3

 

[MysticToast]

Space. Find me a soul who doesn't wonder what is out there and detests the sky. I doubt you'll find anyone.

christians

Plenty of christians love the sky and space. They view it as a wonder of God's creation.

OT: No one hates Nutella. It's so freaking delicious!