Think i'm strange

[ParkourMcGhee]

Bah all of you guys sound normal - I cause shitstorms almost on a daily basis.

Once I came in full biohazard kit to school, another time I climbed on the roof breaking tiles in the process.

I get called weird, and take it as a compliment it's so often.

 

[savandicus]

I'm barely 20, and half the hair on my head is white.

Also any guy here who says they never masturbate is either a devote monk or a liar. Why do guys insist on saying they don't do it? If you don't, you're going to get testicular cancer. Therefore even the pope has to wank.

Really? That's quite interesting and I have as friend who says you don't need to, that'll shut him up

You do not get testicular cancer if you dont entertain your trouser snake, a person who doesnt will have wet dreams instead. You dont need to, however getting married and having sex regularly is extremely good for your health, adds 7 years to your lifespan on average i believe.

OT - I've got alot of weird looks when i go past people on a unicycle, i've also been clapped, laughed at, jeered, and stoned. (That last one was exceptionally fun)

 

[DoW Lowen]

I'm barely 20, and half the hair on my head is white.

Also any guy here who says they never masturbate is either a devote monk or a liar. Why do guys insist on saying they don't do it? If you don't, you're going to get testicular cancer. Therefore even the pope has to wank.

Really? That's quite interesting and I have a friend who says you don't need to, that'll shut him up

It's not so much that if you don't wank you'll get it. It just increases the risks significantly. The sperm in your testes eventually mutate and have a chance of becoming cancerous. The cancer is more often than not particularly fatal, but it is embarrassing to have to chop your balls off.

 

[stabnex]

I drop kick small animals. I kind of turned it into a sport.

Anyone else get a Beavis and Butthead "FROOOOOG BASEBAAAALL!" flashback? No? Just me?

I guess that makes me strange, too.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

The sex drive is a robust and essential part of our biology and is one of the key catalyst in the survival as a species and as an individual. Often a lack of a sex drive is an indication of an underlying physiological issue or a psychological one.

I don't mean any offense by that, not at all. It's just for a male not wanting to masturbate is like not wanting to eat.

I also never get hungry, now that you mention it. I just eat when I am bored.

But yes, I kind of actively killed my sex drive, when I was younger. I cannot remember why, though. I guess I just found it cumbersome.

It should be noted, however, that there are loads of people like me. There is a website [http://www.asexuality.org/home/] about it.

And how old are you? I'm thinking that 25+ and I may believe you, anything younger and you're lying.

You know, that's funny. 'Cause I'm seventeen, nearly eighteen, and I was not aware I was lying.
It is good of you to let me in on that, complete stranger on the internet. If only more people knew me as well as you.

EDIT:

You do not get testicular cancer if you dont entertain your trouser snake, a person who doesnt will have wet dreams instead. You dont need to, however getting married and having sex regularly is extremely good for your health, adds 7 years to your lifespan on average i believe.

Thank you.

See? There is not even a physiological need for it.
It'll do all that stuff by itself.

 

[ottenni]

I eat no fast food and i drink no alcohol. I am both healthy and wealthy. Yeah!

I believe everyone I know will betray me if I trust them with anything.

What happens if you trust in them that they will betray you, does that create a paradox? As if they do betray you then they have completed what you trusted them to do... Or am i reading to far into this.

 

[DividedUnity]

Im in the west of Ireland and I hate sport. Technically I should have been burned at the stake for being a heretic by now.

Or attacked with Hurley sticks.

OT: I leave a Heavy rain oragami bird on the table every time I go drinking. Some call it strange but the bar knows which table I was sitting at of a night.

I usually dont have paper in bars but I do leave these things all around school.

OT: I dont use any social networking sites. Also I drink guiness which everyone thinks is wierd as nearly everyone my age drinks vodka or cider. I wear a titanium ring that was given to me as a gift by someone very close to me. The only finger it fits on however is the same finger you put a wedding ring on. Everyone in school keeps saying im married......

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'm barely 20, and half the hair on my head is white.

Also any guy here who says they never masturbate is either a devote monk or a liar. Why do guys insist on saying they don't do it? If you don't, you're going to get testicular cancer. Therefore even the pope has to wank.

Really? That's quite interesting and I have a friend who says you don't need to, that'll shut him up

It's not so much that if you don't wank you'll get it. It just increases the risks significantly. The sperm in your testes eventually mutate and have a chance of becoming cancerous. The cancer is more often than not particularly fatal, but it is embarrassing to have to chop your balls off.

I will take your word for it, I am appalling at biology. I also didn't know sperm could mate I really hope you aren't pulling my leg

 

[DoW Lowen]

I'm barely 20, and half the hair on my head is white.

Also any guy here who says they never masturbate is either a devote monk or a liar. Why do guys insist on saying they don't do it? If you don't, you're going to get testicular cancer. Therefore even the pope has to wank.

Really? That's quite interesting and I have a friend who says you don't need to, that'll shut him up

It's not so much that if you don't wank you'll get it. It just increases the risks significantly. The sperm in your testes eventually mutate and have a chance of becoming cancerous. The cancer is more often than not particularly fatal, but it is embarrassing to have to chop your balls off.

I will take your word for it, I am appalling at biology. I also didn't know sperm could mate I really hope you aren't pulling my leg

Not, mate. Mutate. But I'm sure that's what you meant. Hopefully.

Don't worry I'm not that great in biology either. I don't know the exact science, but all cells can mutate under the right circumstances. So yeah, make sure you don't neglect your friend down under hahaha.

 

[Cornish]

I don't do Twitter, Facebook or alike.
I don't drink, smoke or alike.
I rarely snack and alike.
I don't do hypes and alike.

Oh, yes... I'm out of the norm.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I eat everything with my hands. No Forks, Knives or Spoons everything is fingerfood.

That is win. I wish my life was filled with nothing but decadent Hors d'?uvres. But unfortunately sometimes you only have enough time for one big meal before a day of work and studsy, so you're forced to eat with cutlery.

When I retire ... it sounds like a gameplan to have no cutlery, and just eat 'one-biters'

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

I am a neat freak, and a detail freak, once I went through the trouble of remaking this project because the animations were out of line. Served me well, but makes people think I'm strange.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

-snip-

I do know you that well... I watch you at night. Don't look out that window! Stop it! Oh god, did you just do what I think you did?!

Seriously though a lack of a sex drive isn't what I'd call a healthy mentality.

 

[Polyg0n]

I trust people too much and because of it I always fall for the "hey look, what`s that" line and other things like that.

I also literally hit myself when I think about things I screwed up somehow. Has gotten me a few weird looks

 

[Contun]

I guess I'm just strange. One minute I'm quietly sitting at my desk trying to keep to myself, the next I'm bouncing off the walls...

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I suppose in this day and age I could be considered strange for having a rather prim and proper demeanour if you catch my drift.

I feel your pain, everyone thinks you're a prude if you don't want to be stumbling drunk on a street or something.

I second this.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

-snip-

I do know you that well... I watch you at night. Don't look out that window! Stop it! Oh god, did you just do what I think you did?!

Seriously though a lack of a sex drive isn't what I'd call a healthy mentality.

I sure did. And I had a damn good time, too.
Now, help me hide the body.

But yeah, I would imagine that is because you HAVE a sex drive.
A lot of people I explain it to seriously cannot comprehend the idea of it.
I mean, I am not sure there is all that much to comprehend. It is a bit like not being into the same fetish as everyone else.
You acknowledge that other people are into it, but really, it is just not your thing.

 

[Mr. Mike]

I don't know if there's a single specific thing that's weird about me. It's more the overall combination that makes people give me weird looks. Often I'll just say something off, although I've gotten better with that over the years.

 

[Stranger of Sorts]

I listen to a weird brand of music. I call it 'good'

 

[ben---neb]

I've never been drunk, I stick to a 1 drink per night limit, I don't smoke, I don't think you should have sex outisde marriage, I refuse to date until I'm ready to get married, I loath clubbing and I am really happy with my life and I still enjoy myself.