think up a awsome but impractical thing

[krugerrand123]

heat seeking narwhal gun

 

[Communist partisan]

10 tiger tanks combined into one!... oh what that already exist/existed

 

[BigUpsMendelson]

Bite-sized puppies. Not for eating, they'd just be fun. Start a bite-sized puppy circus and travel the world. Yum! Err, fun!

 

[PoliceBox63]

A flaming frisbee for night games...

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Inc: Lightsaber, teleportation, etc.

OT: Giant flying squirrels. Find/make them. Tame/train them, harness them, fly them. Everyone gets 1, and it will be their best friend till death.

Edit: I know flying squirrels glide, but these are giant ones they can fly and glide.

Voice activated parachutes for said squirrels.

Yes! But it must be said in squirrel chirp.

 

[Decum]

Voice activated ATM machine.

 

[Johnny Reb]

Dudes i just came up with the "most awesome in theory but in real like would not work very well" type thing ever. I call it "Communism" its this form of government i just invented. But i already know from the get-go that it'll never work. No harm in trying though! over and over again.

 

[Cazza]

edible forks

 

[ultrachicken]

bacon-wrapped bacon balls wrapped in bacon.

 

[Jethro Baarda]

educational porn
who am i kidding? all porn is educational

 

[HeySeansOnline]

A chaingun for an arm, seems awesome but the second you're out of ammo you have a giant weight on your arm ... if it hasn't flown off due to recoil.

 

[FollowUp]

Cereal Box made of graham crackers that you can eat. Is' like a bowl!

 

[imnot]

A gun that shoots velociraptors.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

A solar powered freezer.

Think about it.

 

[Sporky111]

Scissors with high-powered lasers for blades.

 

[Nairang]

well a portal gun would be nice or a TaRDiS a maybe magic taht would be kool too

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Wings made out of laser beams ala Code Geass Knightmares

Confetti bullets! Celebrate the death of everyone you kill!

 

[Marmalade]

I thought of this a long time ago, chocolate pants.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

A flamethrower that shoots bees that all have rocket launchers that shoot pies which explode into a cloud of nunchucks that are made of miniguns that are attached to chainsaw bayonets with chocolate chains. Did I mention that this flamethrower is mounted on a giant, winged were-tiger shark that's half robot and 1/4 alien invader that speaks like Christopher Lee and exhales acid with lava as blood?

Also, a watermelon is involved. I don't know what's going to be done with it, but it's gonna be AWESOME!

Wow, that was needlessly long...

 

[GrinningManiac]

A giant space cruiser based around the design of an 18th Century Pirate Ship

It'd look Da Bomb, but it'd be pretty rubbish as a life-supporting platform in the hellish void of space