This ad will ruin your childhood...

[kickassfrog]

Watched it all, it was pretty bad (where the hell would they have played that, I've never seen a 3+ minute ad before) but my childhood was not destroyed, mostly because I never really played Crash all that much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y


OT: Ummm, I haven't been that bothered about crash in years. Still, at least he has an australian accent.

 

[brunothepig]

Well...allow me to post my reaction in the form of a video:

Stopped at 7 seconds.

Yeah this pretty well encapsulates my state of mind right now. That was so incredibly awful. I mean, that can't be an accident. You can't make something that bad without a concerted effort to.
Oh, and that Fairly Odd Parents thing never happened did it? Cause if it did I think I may cry.

I got about 25 seconds into the ad, if anyone's interested.

 

[Jackalb]

No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[GamerAddict7796]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
My IQ has dropped 50 points after watching this and my brain tried to crawl out of my ears!

 

[MorphingDragon]

Dude, I think that's pretty old. And nothing fucked my childhood over more than this:

Psch, Drake movies stop ruining everything after awhile.

OT: Ummm, I haven't been that bothered about crash in years. Still, at least he has an australian accent.

You call that an Australian Accent? Dear lord.

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I still can't tell if this is official or if its some spoof. Regardless it should BURN.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Dude, I think that's pretty old. And nothing fucked my childhood over more than this:

My girlfriend of almost 2 years, who I am madly in love with, made me sit and watch this with her. Then I found out she had started seeing somebody else and she dumped me. That fucking movie was worse.

Damn dude. Sounds like you frequent /v/ or something.

 

[Grayjack]

I've only played Crash once or twice, but that ad was horrendous.

 

[LobsterFeng]

Wow, it's like someone discovered machinima before Youtube.

 

[Sylveria]

I had to stop 14 seconds in when he started doing the Elvis impression... I've never been a Crash fan.. but.. WHY!?

 

[Tesral]

I had a PS1 demo disk with this promo on.

I had already watched the full video as a child.

*cries*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ouch! I was never a Crash fan, but that was still painful to watch.

 

[Anaklusmos]

I watched thirty seconds and then punched myself in the face because of how bad it was, also hopefully the impact will erase the last 30 seconds from my memory. Damn Crash was one of my nostalgia series, I'm hoping that punch kicks into effect soon... what are we talking about again?

 

[Fishyash]

Oh wow...

I am speechless. I never owned the game but I was a MASSIVE fan when I played it at a friend's house...

It's... it's TOO MUCH! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PureChaos]

it seems like it's a crappy fan dub. i never played Crash but even i found that painful

 

[lxindustries]

Now I really, really hate you.
I feel my whole childhood was a lie.
I just do not remember Crash Bandicoot being this bad...

 

[Arkvoodle]

My childhood survived Michael Bay; it can survive this.

 

[otakon17]

GAH?!? I was able to stand 45 seconds of "Two Girls, One Cup" and I couldn't take this for more than 10? Oh, about TGOC, I was bet 50 bucks by a friend I couldn't watch it for 30 seconds without blinking or puking and whatnot. Bugger didn't even uphold his end of the bet, bastard...

 

[kempoman14]

I couldn't even watch ten seconds of it... Sigh.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

My childhood isn't ruined mainly because mine was an N64 household. Still, that was a pretty bad ad, I think my brain my be leaking...I made it through the whole thing and...yeah...it kinda hurts...

 

[Ruedyn]

I feel like I just got punched in the head. Please tell me this isn't new, my head would explode.