This again.

[Jamis]

I have migrane fueled insomnia (again) and I've become quite literally "Painfully bored". "But, Jo, certainly your inherant charisma draws friendship to you like horses to water?" And to that end you would be correct, however the saying goes that even if you bring a horse to water you can't make him drink it, and trying only drowns the poor bastard. I have found of late that I hate my friends. As much as I try to lure the ignorant beasts into the tide of knowledge or even the shallow pools of basic common sense, the dopey shits refuse to soak it in! So now I'm sitting here blatantly ignoring the texts, wanting to sleep, and the pain is causing loss of sight in my left eye. So now, gods help me, Im attemting to start a conversation at 1am my time, on (of all things) the escapist. So...

Anybody have any good migrane remedies? or interesting topics of conversation?

 

[APPCRASH]

Alcohol or "jerkin your gherkin."

Also, not being a ***** and taking pain like a man works.

 

[Flos]

Chewing gum is suppose to relieve pressure that causes migraines.

 

[Jamis]

Alcohol or "jerkin your gherkin."

Also, not being a ***** and taking pain like a man works.

Am currently taking pain like a man. Im out of booze, and masturbation is not an option because I can't focus long enough to get it up. Also, I hope you contract herpes.

 

[APPCRASH]

Alcohol or "jerkin your gherkin."

Also, not being a ***** and taking pain like a man works.

Am currently taking pain like a man. Im out of booze, and masturbation is not an option because I can't focus long enough to get it up. Also, I hope you contract herpes.

Your welcome for trying to help. I'm going to give a silent prayer to my gods for your continued agony. Meanwhile, I'm going to call it a night and get some sleep. Boy, do I love sleep.

Edit: Also, taking pain like a man usually results in lack of bitching on the internet of your problems.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Why not just take some aspirin or something? Out of painkillers?

 

[Doctor_Insano]

even to the masterbation reference is probably childish, sex releases dopamine and all kinds of other goodies, some alleviate pain altogether. my personal favorite migraine remedy is regular aspirin: 4 of them, and a shot of whatever's handy, even if that's water.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Alcohol or "jerkin your gherkin."

Also, not being a ***** and taking pain like a man works.

Hooah

Try some gum, take some painkillers, go see a doctor. Maybe slam your hand in a door. Get your mind off the head pain and focus on the hand pain.

 

[shadowstriker86]

ibuprofen. 400mg should do it

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

You also asked for an interesting topic... but that wouldn't work because you would have to think and therefore make your migraine worse... but have one anyway! How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or how long is a piece of string?

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

There's this spot right in the middle of your eyebrows, almost like a dimple but in the bone, that if you press it allegedly makes headaches go away. I've tried it a few times but never have had a serious enough headache to really see a difference. I don't get migraines.

Worth a shot though

 

[Jamis]

I see a theme begining to form. Unfortunately Im out of morphine, which is what I was prescribed for the pain. For some cruel rreason, asprin or the like refuses to work on me. Doc said it was a tolerance. I'm trying the gum now. Also, because it was mentioned a couple times let me state again: Due to increased levels of pain, focusing on keeping an erection has been rendered impossible. Thats right, unlike most men I have to actually have the DESIRE to have sex. I can't just "stiffy-at-will".

 

[Onichanbura]

Here is what you do:

1-get dressed and leave your house.
2-find someone(literally anyone)and then ask them if they know why cancer is so absolutely perfect.
3-if they reply with a "no" or "what the fuck man?" then you promptly beat them to death with your bare hands.
4-if by chance they reply with "well because a tumor causes andeogenesis and prohibits the growth of all other tumors in the body until it is removed, etc. etc." then you congratulate them on saving their own life, while actually enjoying a conversation with an intelligent person.
5-either way, this last step is here only for you to revel in the fact that that your migraine is the beginning of your evolution.
6-Grin in the most dastardly fashion you know how to.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Elder scrolls games and DVD box sets.

Daggerfall's free now if your really stuck...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/home/home.php

 

[Jamis]

Here is what you do:

1-get dressed and leave your house.
2-find someone(literally anyone)and then ask them if they know why cancer is so absolutely perfect.
3-if they reply with a "no" or "what the fuck man?" then you promptly beat them to death with your bare hands.
4-if by chance they reply with "well because a tumor causes andeogenesis and prohibits the growth of all other tumors in the body until it is removed, etc. etc." then you congratulate them on saving their own life, while actually enjoying a conversation with an intelligent person.
5-either way, this last step is here only for you to revel in the fact that that your migraine is the beginning of your evolution.
6-Grin in the most dastardly fashion you know how to.

I must say this is just fantastic. For starters you just told me that my pain is preventing other pain, suggested I beat someone ignorant to death bare-handed, suggested that I was evil, and something tells me you yourself grinned dastardly while writing this. But that isn't the most fantastic thing. Whats absolutely the greatest icing to this moist and quite delicious, well written cake, is the fact that when I glanced at your avatar I said aloud: "That is the prettiest man or the most boyish woman I have ever beheld." This was followed with me chewing in earnest for a couple minutes, the result of which dribbled from the corners of my mouth like moronic foam. And then I said the one thing I havent said since I was fifteen. "I think I'd fuck it." So now I have to know, circle-on-a-cross, or north-east-arrow-on-a-circle? Girl or boy? I find that alone to be more interesting than previous conversation or hell, anything in my life for the last week or so.

 

[Onichanbura]

Here is what you do:

1-get dressed and leave your house.
2-find someone(literally anyone)and then ask them if they know why cancer is so absolutely perfect.
3-if they reply with a "no" or "what the fuck man?" then you promptly beat them to death with your bare hands.
4-if by chance they reply with "well because a tumor causes andeogenesis and prohibits the growth of all other tumors in the body until it is removed, etc. etc." then you congratulate them on saving their own life, while actually enjoying a conversation with an intelligent person.
5-either way, this last step is here only for you to revel in the fact that that your migraine is the beginning of your evolution.
6-Grin in the most dastardly fashion you know how to.

I must say this is just fantastic. For starters you just told me that my pain is preventing other pain, suggested I beat someone ignorant to death bare-handed, suggested that I was evil, and something tells me you yourself grinned dastardly while writing this. But that isn't the most fantastic thing. Whats absolutely the greatest icing to this moist and quite delicious, well written cake, is the fact that when I glanced at your avatar I said aloud: "That is the prettiest man or the most boyish woman I have ever beheld." This was followed with me chewing in earnest for a couple minutes, the result of which dribbled from the corners of my mouth like moronic foam. And then I said the one thing I havent said since I was fifteen. "I think I'd fuck it." So now I have to know, circle-on-a-cross, or north-east-arrow-on-a-circle? Girl or boy? I find that alone to be more interesting than previous conversation or hell, anything in my life for the last week or so.

Not sure if this is what you want to hear but...Male.
I'm quite thrilled that I could have tickled you so. You seem like a very smart person. This is so rare these days that I more than often find myself contemplating some form of genocide. Please by all means continue this. I'm having too much fun sir.

 

[mrhappyface]

Water and Ibuprofen are a winning combo.

 

[Jamis]

Not sure if this is what you want to hear but...Male.
I'm quite thrilled that I could have tickled you so. You seem like a very smart person. This is so rare these days that I more than often find myself contemplating some form of genocide. Please by all means continue this. I'm having too much fun sir.

Sweet, now on top of grinding my teeth into dust, I'm gay. Or at the very least leaning that way. In all seriousness though, it appears that in recent times my genious has been more of a curse, rather than what it should be, which is a gift from the gods to place me on a monolithic pedistal above the ignorant unwashed masses. Hearing my "friends" dither on about idiotic topic after idiotic topic has forced me into a state of hermit-like living. Its been work, then home. I've essentialy cut out others from my life because of intolerance to drivel. Where I live intelegent people are few and far between and most have already done what I've just started doing. Im on here in an attempt to give humanity one last try before trying to drag peices of brain out with a screwdriver just so I can level with those around me.

 

[Onichanbura]

So beautiful sir. I encountered this a while back. I didn't become a recluse however. I realized one day that I grew tired of everyone wasting our oxygen. I then made it a point to demolish everyone's petty ignorant thoughts and squabbles with my (much like yours) devastating intellect. When reason fails to sway these poor fools........well lets just say I relish in showing people that i'm better than they are. My Reson De'tra is mine and only mine.

 

[Jamis]

So beautiful sir. I encountered this a while back. I didn't become a recluse however. I realized one day that I grew tired of everyone wasting our oxygen. I then made it a point to demolish everyone's petty ignorant thoughts and squabbles with my (much like yours) devastating intellect. When reason fails to sway these poor fools........well lets just say I relish in showing people that i'm better than they are. My Reson De'tra is mine and only mine.

Yes but then you become that genius asshole you see in movies. The one thats so arrogantly superior, right before the football-star-hometown-hero knocks him off his lofty horse to save the world or some jazz. I do enjoy the feeling of socializing, I just want my social circle to be smarter than damp wood. Hell everythings been dumbed down to media-level impressionalism. I broke up with my last girlfriend about 2 weeks ago because while we were having relations she had the audacity to say... Well actually I don't beleive I can say it without being slapped rather feircely by the moniters..... But she said something that sounded like it belonged in a porn. WHY? It sucked the romance right out of the damn room, down the block where it hitched a ride on the bus to "Anywhere but here". Do people like this? My friends are so damn persistant on Family Guy and Robot Chicken references and then she says something that rhymes with "Truck rye footsie". Has TV reduced life to mere projections of what it thinks it should be? I want friends that will get it when I make a Lestat reference, and not just because of Interview or that god-awful Queen of the Damned. Or when I make political small talk, don't just bash/praise the few peices of what the news or Daily Show has outlined. I fear that if TV as a whole shut down for a week, people would forget how to wipe their own ass.