This Coffee Maker Has DRM to Lock Out Competitor's Refills - Update

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Evil Smurf

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I go out for coffee, so this is whatever for me, however can't I just use a cracked pod??
 

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Oh, Keurig weighed in?
"Safety reasons"?
How does blocking out a competitor's goods provide personal "Safety" to the consumer again?

Safety for Keurig's profit margin maybe, but definitely not for the consumer.

If this is the direction Keurig wants to go and just publicly lie to the consumer's face, well, I'll be sure to never buy a Keurig product.
 

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MinionJoe said:
DRM: Digital Rights Management

Are coffee grounds now a downloadable product?

Or are they requiring you to be always-on before you can run the coffeemaking software?
Oh don't be so literal-minded! It's the concept that matters.
[sub]Besides, actual Always-Online will be implemented with Keurig 3.0. To stop those filthy competitors from harming their market share customers.[/sub]
 

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Strazdas said:
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Steven Bogos said:
Update: Keurig has responded to the widespread negative feedback regarding this change, assuring fans that "It's critical for performance and safety reasons that our new system includes this technology." Safety reasons. That's a good one.

Source: Tech Dirt [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140305/14561626447/keurig-insists-coffee-drm-brings-interactive-enabled-benefits-is-your-own-safety.shtml]
Holy Shit. How stupid do they think we are, I mean, there are probably some pretty stupid people but it is a fricken coffee maker for waffle's sake! What kind of safety precautions do you need besides large pretty pictures that say "Don't Fucking Touch This, Hot Stuff!"?!
considering they thought it was a good idea to begin with, i think they think were pretty stupid.

mysecondlife said:
and its a stupid analogy. Sony doesn't make money off of all the blu-ray disc sales nor they are the only manufacturer of blu-ray players.
except, that it does
http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9874317-7.html

It gets royalties on every Blue-ray drive and somethig along 1.5 cents for every disc sold. They license out the right to manufacture discs.

FoolKiller said:
I can't wait till Sony blurays only play Sony Studios movies... because that is where this logic would lead. :S
Well, Sony tried that with DVDs. Nintendo suceeded [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_optical_discs]. and there is also regionlocking which is equally stupid.
then again there is peopel complaining about exactly that problem [http://www.avsforum.com/t/1448485/samsung-3d-dvd-players-not-playing-certain-movies-please-read]


Infernal Lawyer said:
I understand someone claiming that DRM actually stops piracy (I mean, that IS what it's technically designed for), but since when did anyone claim DRM affects performance or system compatibility in the slightest?

Oh. Wait. Are you talking about cloud computing?
is that sarcasm? please tell me it is sarcasm.
Of course DRM affect performance. from baisc bloatware sitting there eating resources to things like SecuRom malfunctioning and locking you out of the game completely. Oh, and lets not forget Games for Windows Live actually deletign your saves if you connect to them wrongly.
What I mean was that Sony doesn't make 100% of all sales. I realize that was a horrible wording on my part.
 

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Infernal Lawyer said:
FalloutJack said:
Steven Bogos said:
Update: Keurig has responded to the widespread negative feedback regarding this change, assuring fans that "It's critical for performance and safety reasons that our new system includes this technology." Safety reasons. That's a good one.
Wow, we've never heard anything like that here! Like from anyone who favors DRM or tries to justify bricking a device of any sort for any reason at all! No, never!

*Laughs*

I DID say people would reject this in droves because they want their goddamn coffee, and I was right!
Wait, what?

I understand someone claiming that DRM actually stops piracy (I mean, that IS what it's technically designed for), but since when did anyone claim DRM affects performance or system compatibility in the slightest?

Oh. Wait. Are you talking about cloud computing?
This was an all-purpose general quip on the reports we get here on the always-on DRM games which will not run unless you're under Sauron's Eye the whole time, as well as a poke at Nintendo's 3DS security measures that give them the right to shut off one of their machine remotely (which may or my not be due to piracy, but the idea that it can happen to a normal schlub was my reason for No Sale). So yes, this does poke fun at the cloud, but it's broad-strokes against the overall practice, which I find is witch-hunting and...Harrumphing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmfwklFM-M] instead of trying alternatives. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qkyt1wXNlI]

I also made point that people who get their coffee interfered with are the angriest mob of all.
 

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Strazdas said:
Infernal Lawyer said:
I understand someone claiming that DRM actually stops piracy (I mean, that IS what it's technically designed for), but since when did anyone claim DRM affects performance or system compatibility in the slightest?

Oh. Wait. Are you talking about cloud computing?
is that sarcasm? please tell me it is sarcasm.
Of course DRM affect performance. from baisc bloatware sitting there eating resources to things like SecuRom malfunctioning and locking you out of the game completely. Oh, and lets not forget Games for Windows Live actually deletign your saves if you connect to them wrongly.
I should have been more clear, though I WAS talking about the pro-DRM crowd. I meant I've yet to hear anyone claim DRM POSITIVELY affects a game's performance.

FalloutJack said:
This was an all-purpose general quip on the reports we get here on the always-on DRM games which will not run unless you're under Sauron's Eye the whole time, as well as a poke at Nintendo's 3DS security measures that give them the right to shut off one of their machine remotely (which may or my not be due to piracy, but the idea that it can happen to a normal schlub was my reason for No Sale). So yes, this does poke fun at the cloud, but it's broad-strokes against the overall practice, which I find is witch-hunting and...Harrumphing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmfwklFM-M] instead of trying alternatives. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qkyt1wXNlI]

I also made point that people who get their coffee interfered with are the angriest mob of all.
Alright, fair enough.

Also, from my understanding Nintendo only bricks 3DS' if they think you're ONLY using it for piracy: I've read ages ago that they tend to mind their own if you're still buying games legitimately. Still, that's hardly official information and you're well in your rights to say you don't want a device that could be remotely bricked.
 

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Infernal Lawyer said:
I should hope so, but I didn't even wanna hear about accidentals. It's my stance on such measures. Nintendo isn't a bunch of assholes. Just short-sighted.

Captcha: without a doubt

Heh.
 

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Kuala BangoDango said:
Hmmm.

I wonder if we could talk GOG into branching out into the coffee market.

Think they would go for that?

"We here at GOG know that coffee-piracy stems from anti-consumer practices like coffee DRM which ultimately don't work. We are vehemently against DRM in all it's forms which is why we only sell DRM free coffee and makers. Yes, we do run the risk of some people pirating our version of coffee and makers but we feel that by offering a better service, like keeping our coffees updated to the latest coffee-maker operating systems as well as offering free extras like coffee wallpapers and cup-o-joe soundtracks, we can convince many coffee pirates to turn to purchasing our products legitimately." - Anonymous GOG employee
This post may just be the best thing i have read today (ok it is 01:20 where i am so admittedly i haven't read much today, but still).

OT: I just hope people have the integrity to not buy these machines. Lets give Keurig a bloody nose over this and maybe we can stop the rot before it sets in.
 

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I CALLED IT! I FREAKING CALLED IT! THEY TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY! THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! BUT IT'S REAL AND HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! I TOLD YOU WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD BRING US AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

*flashback to November 2013*
*Giving his speech in speech class of how DRM is horrible and we need to push aggresively for DRM-Free products before they infect everything*
Student: Well what if we don't play video games or use iTunes or read ebooks?
Me: It's spreading into everything, next thing you'll know we'll have DRM'ed cars where your car locks itself if you leave the state and you can't drive it further unless you pay a $20 fee to travel outside the state for a month.
Student: Well what if we take the bus?
Me: You can come up with any many "what ifs" as you want but it can and will infect everything, next thing you know we'll have DRM'ed microwaves that only cook lean couseine and refuse to nuke anything else, or food processors that will only dice up Dole brand bananas, heck even coffee makers that will only brew over priced starbucks stuff instead of just any kind you want!
Student: That's ridiculous, they could never make stuff like that.
 

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mysecondlife said:
What I mean was that Sony doesn't make 100% of all sales. I realize that was a horrible wording on my part.
yes, their cut is more likely 1% or so than 100%. even less. Still they do get a cut from every disc sold.

Infernal Lawyer said:
I should have been more clear, though I WAS talking about the pro-DRM crowd. I meant I've yet to hear anyone claim DRM POSITIVELY affects a game's performance.
Sadly, i have visited Gamespot on multiple occasions and was exposed to people actually claiming DRM improves performance. sadly such people exist.
 

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I've always kinda stood on the fence about Keurig, the little cups are kinda convenient, but that is offset by the price of those little cups. They had the reusable, and refillable ones that you can fill with your own coffee grounds or tea leaves, but I'm thinking this might get in the way of that. I can understand the reason why they're doing this, they make their money off of those little cups, and the thought of dealing with helping their competitors out isn't exactly something they would enjoy.

Still... I much prefer regular espresso coffee makers, and a regular teapot over these things any day of the week. They're convenient, but... it feels like more of a fad thing than anything else. It's not exactly going to replace anything anytime soon. Percolator coffee is a really good thing as well, although extremely bitter and very strong. That was my first introduction to coffee... it's a godsend for caffeine fixes. Well, seconded only by cold coffee brewing which is delicious, perfect, and caffeine rich in goodness.
 

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I never understood why anyone would buy a coffee machine that uses cups or pads. Perhaps they're less expensive than the really premium ones that grind the beans for you, but they're more expensive than the standard coffee makers with the paper filters that let you brew whole pots. At least with those, you have control over the type of coffee you use, the strength of the brew, and how much of it you make.
 

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Mofos trying to mess with the way I take my coffee?! Hope they don't expect a sale from me, and many others I'm sure.
 

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Since when does coffee making count as "Digital Rights"? I think the author should recheck their terminology....
 

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Sniper Team 4 said:
This seems rather silly on the one hand, and yet on the other hand makes sense. I mean, you don't get PS3 games to work on the 360. So I guess if it is your company's coffee maker, it makes sense to make it so only your coffee will work with it.
This isn't getting PS3 games to work on the 360, this is taking PC games and making sure it only works with your DVD player. Or like most DRM, it puts an extra piece between the product and you to "ensure" that people can't use just any product. So think Shell teaming up with Holden to make sure the engine only starts when certain levels of a certain chemical are read. The chemical isn't used in the engine, it's just extra waste which increases maintenance. Which isn't a bad thing for the monopoly on maintenance.

360 games and PS3 games work on different technology, this is taking the same technology and limiting the availability. Or in this case, something like increasing the price on your own pods and making sure the coffee machine only starts if it reads the chip right. Think of a pen that only activates near a certain notepad, that sort of thing. It's why DRM is so hated in some circles. :p It doesn't actually make sense, it's purely to maintain your stranglehold on a market. Which does make sense from a capitalist perspective, doesn't make sense if you're the serf though.
 

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I have a caffiene addiction ( a pretty mild one; just coffee, tea and sodas) and I've never touched a coffee machine, vending machine that sells coffee, or even pre-made coffee in my entire life.

I made all of my own coffee with a kettle... honestly, I find the idea of a single machine dedicated to producing a single drink really weird.

...Eh, some coffee is more valuable than gold. What is is, like, the second most exported good? I can see why people would have these.

And the fact that a company's going to such extreme lengths to protect something so minor is probably only stranger.
 

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super_mega_ultra said:
Companies have every right to put what they want in THEIR product. The problem is the consumer that buys the product. Obviously consumers should check that the machine they buy can handle the pods they want to use.
Are you seriously going to trod out that argument, that the device I pay for isn't owned by me, and that the terms of its use change on someone else's whim?

If they gave the machine away for free, and then had you buy their pods, I'd take no issue, because, you're right, it's their machine. But these machines are not a service, they are a product for a consumer to use. A company has no right over it after they package it and ship it out of their warehouse.

On the matter of the update: I love the safety comment. It's like Keurig is seeing the backlash of poisoned coffee pods, and this is their response to prevent people from harming themselves. That's so generous of you Keurig, I'm glad you're on our side!
 

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super_mega_ultra said:
Signa said:
super_mega_ultra said:
Companies have every right to put what they want in THEIR product. The problem is the consumer that buys the product. Obviously consumers should check that the machine they buy can handle the pods they want to use.
Are you seriously going to trod out that argument, that the device I pay for isn't owned by me, and that the terms of its use change on someone else's whim?

If they gave the machine away for free, and then had you buy their pods, I'd take no issue, because, you're right, it's their machine. But these machines are not a service, they are a product for a consumer to use. A company has no right over it after they package it and ship it out of their warehouse.
If you buy a coffeemaker that is limited in what capsules it uses, then that is your choice and your problem. The consumer has to be the one making the choice, not lawmakers, because there are many business models where it is legitimate to limit the product before selling it (game consoles is one, they have to be limited to play only games with a license from the manufacturer, otherwise the whole business idea will fail). How would even a law against a practice like this one be written? You can't write a law against proprietary paraphernalia in general.
Uh, when did either of us mention laws, or lawmakers?

here, I'll quote myself again, and you can point it out for me:
Signa said:
Are you seriously going to trod out that argument, that the device I pay for isn't owned by me, and that the terms of its use change on someone else's whim?

If they gave the machine away for free, and then had you buy their pods, I'd take no issue, because, you're right, it's their machine. But these machines are not a service It's like a law or something, they are a product for a consumer to use. A company has no right over it after they package it and ship it out of their warehouse.
Oops, it's right there in bold. My bad.
 

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super_mega_ultra said:
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Allowing it, or making a law forbidding it are the only two options. It doesn't matter if you mentioned laws or not. Companies should be allowed to put drm into anything and then it is up to the consumer to buy things that are more open. Just look at the iphone and how apple was forced to allow others to be allowed to develop for the iphone.
As much as I agree with you that consumers should take some responsibility, it's a cold reality that consumers just. don't. care. People are stupid, and only stupid people would support Keurig's design, thus I believe that this product will be a success, regardless how either you or I feel about it. You know as well as I do that this product shouldn't exist as it does, and that's where (since you're bringing laws into the discussion) this product probably should be restricted by the FTC or something. Though, I can't remember the last time the FTC did anything for consumers and DRM related products.

Personally, I don't care whether Keurig gets money for this design, because the consumers that spend money on it obviously have more dollars than sense. It's not like Keurig is offering something that people's lives depend on, and then those people have to jump through Keurig's hoops to get it[footnote]much like the pharmaceutical companies...[/footnote]. If you're as upset about this as you sound, then take it upon yourself to let people know not to buy Keurig pod makers. Next time someone says something about getting a coffee maker, tell them "I hope it's not one of those Keurig machines. Here's why..." You'll win more flies with that honey.
 

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I think that the USA needs to legislate broad limits on DRM type protections, in much the same way that we passed laws restricting monopolies and price fixing.