''This game has it in for me''

[Hazy992]

So I was playing on Sonic Generations today and after almost pulling my hair out from Sonic not jumping far enough, jumping too far, smashing into walls, going the opposite direction I told him to, homing on to random objects causing me to die and not doing the light dash I have come to the conclusion that Sonic Generations in fact hates me and wants me to suffer.

STOP MOCKING ME!​

So does this ever happen to you? Where the game is fucking up for you so much that you almost start to think the game is out to get you?

Spoiler: For your enjoyment

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So I was playing on Sonic Generations today and after almost pulling my hair out from Sonic not jumping far enough, jumping too far, smashing into walls, going the opposite direction I told him to, homing on to random objects causing me to die and not doing the light dash I have come to the conclusion that Sonic Generations in fact hates me and wants me to suffer.

STOP MOCKING ME!​

So does this ever happen to you? Where the game is fucking up for you so much that you almost start to think the game is out to get you?

Spoiler: For your enjoyment

Maybe you just suck!

Inb4 Demon's/Dark Souls

Pyros in TF2.

They always come after me.

Always, it's like I attract flamers or something ¬_¬

 

[Hazy992]

Pyros in TF2.

They always come after me.

Always, it's like I attract flamers or something ¬_¬

What you did there, I see it

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Pyros in TF2.

They always come after me.

Always, it's like I attract flamers or something ¬_¬

What you did there, I see it

Is it me, or does Sonic Generations have some weird motion blur that takes some getting used to?

When I first got the game, it was killing my eyes, I couldn't focus on anything for about 10 minutes.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Yeah, Crash Bash definitely hates me.

The amount of times I have begun a relic, gem or crystal match only to have every other character instantly attack me and get a big fat "YOU FAIL" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RmC6aF4WjY]...

...that sound, that voice, those two words...so many times!

As for a more recent example, the Edelweiss in Valkyria Chronicles just refuses to hit where I want it to. The enemy tanks, of course, seem to have no such problem.

 

[Hazy992]

Pyros in TF2.

They always come after me.

Always, it's like I attract flamers or something ¬_¬

What you did there, I see it

Is it me, or does Sonic Generations have some weird motion blur that takes some getting used to?

When I first got the game, it was killing my eyes, I couldn't focus on anything for about 10 minutes.

I dunno I haven't really noticed it, at least not on the Modern levels. I actually find it harder to concentrate on the Classic levels when you're at speed.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Smokers always come after me in Left for Dead 2 It has gotten to be quite the joke amongst my friends. Especially as I always play Zoey/Rochelle.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Pyros in TF2.

They always come after me.

Always, it's like I attract flamers or something ¬_¬

What you did there, I see it

Is it me, or does Sonic Generations have some weird motion blur that takes some getting used to?

When I first got the game, it was killing my eyes, I couldn't focus on anything for about 10 minutes.

I dunno I haven't really noticed it, at least not on the Modern levels. I actually find it harder to concentrate on the Classic levels when you're at speed.

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

 

[hazabaza1]

Oh god, Binding of fucking Isaac.
God, the RNG just constantly sticks its dick in my eye every fucking run.

 

[Able Seacat]

I remember when I was little and playing crash bandicoot would make go into a strop occasionally. More recently online games have a similar effect, why must people be better than me.

Spoiler

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

 

[Vault101]

Uncharted 3

oh hey there? you beatin up that mook? you gonnma kill them all? you almost done there? ha NO YOUR NOT BAM! ROCKET TO THE FACE

[small/]you looking for me now? hwere am I?...am I over here...oh look you better take out that guy with the shot gun before-[/small] ROCKET TO THE FACE!!!

and the quick time event end boss... "huh? what? you pressed the button? eh no you didn't..not that time....nope....not tha time again...oh you might have but I was half asleep so it don;t count"

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

 

[Angie7F]

Most games have it in for me.... Uh, no, actually, I never really was any good at games. i will go sulk now.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

Kind of like when I watch a combo vid from UMvC3.

'Hey, I think I've got this Vergil combo down, I don't think there's anyway to impro-'

*Watches combo video*

'Fuck.'

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

Kind of like when I watch a combo vid from UMvC3.

'Hey, I think I've got this Vergil combo down, I don't think there's anyway to impro-'

*Watches combo video*

'Fuck.'

Don't watch the EVO Championships then Holy shit are those guys good!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

Kind of like when I watch a combo vid from UMvC3.

'Hey, I think I've got this Vergil combo down, I don't think there's anyway to impro-'

*Watches combo video*

'Fuck.'

Don't watch the EVO Championships then Holy shit are those guys good!

Yeah, I hate watching pros play the same games I do.

Makes my penis skill feel really inadequate.

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

Kind of like when I watch a combo vid from UMvC3.

'Hey, I think I've got this Vergil combo down, I don't think there's anyway to impro-'

*Watches combo video*

'Fuck.'

Don't watch the EVO Championships then Holy shit are those guys good!

Yeah, I hate watching pros play the same games I do.

Makes my penis skill feel really inadequate.

I don't even know how half the shit the pros do is even possible

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yeah, it's the classic levels for me too.

It only seems to be Green Hill Zone though...

Yeah me too. First time I played Green Hill Zone I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Also;


...the fuck?

The fuck?!

Dat spin dash

GOTTA GO FAST

I should stop watching speed runs they just make me feel depressed :/

''I think I got a pretty time there I-

*watches speed run*

...ah fuck it!''

Kind of like when I watch a combo vid from UMvC3.

'Hey, I think I've got this Vergil combo down, I don't think there's anyway to impro-'

*Watches combo video*

'Fuck.'

Don't watch the EVO Championships then Holy shit are those guys good!

Yeah, I hate watching pros play the same games I do.

Makes my penis skill feel really inadequate.

I don't even know how half the shit the pros do is even possible

Flow chart combos

They study fighting games too much, every frame of invincibility, every hitbox.

I just like pounding on Magneto with Amaterasu.