This is Lebron James' $171,000 bill after a night out at the bar

[lacktheknack]

WHAT ON EARTH!?

SIX LITERS OF CRISTAL IS $50000??

Wat.

That's an incredibly depressing bill.

*Crystal. Lebron James drinks liquified crystals.

It's the only explanation.

 

[Ghengis John]

Holy shit, The real money's apparently in making Cristal. This is one expensive bar though 9 dollars for a bud light? I think most of us would give them the bird and walk the hell out.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Should we really expect more from a person who gets paid a gazillion dollars to throw an inflated rubber bladder through a metallic ring?

I doubt one of the Taiwanese surgeons I watched removing several softball sized tumors from a young boy's face and then painstakingly reconstructing it got paid the same amount as that bill.

 

[Spade Lead]

I wanna go to a bar with Lebron James. Sounds like an awesome time.

That is what I was thinking... God DAMN he drinks a lot. Or he buys a bunch of drinks for his friends... Either way, I want to be there.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

Aint it good to see how people suffer around the world...and we have wars...


That the rich can buy the value of a house in booze....


Sorry lil Jimmy...GONNA GET $50k in Cristal tonight!

 

[ravendna]

is it just me or is $48 alot to spend on a 6pk of red bull

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

How does he stay fit?

Considering it probably isn't physically possible for him to have consumed that much in one night, I imagine most of that went to guests, friends, and groupies.

I wonder what a $9 Bud Light tastes like...

It tastes like a 2 dollar one, but your butt feels strange...

Also, I love how the table was free...

 

[MuddShark6]

Take that poor people! The ultimate middle finger to poverty!
But to make it up to them, he will probably do a commercial for charity just cause he is that generous

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I wanna go to a bar with Lebron James. Sounds like an awesome time.

You could make a living if you pocket a bit and resell it!

 

[Dfskelleton]

WHAT ON EARTH!?

SIX LITERS OF CRISTAL IS $50000??

Wat.

That's an incredibly depressing bill.

I thought "WHAT ON EARTH!?" as well just before reading your post, but only because of your avatar. I am deeply disturbed and amazed at the same time.
Ah, Cyriak, with all his bizzare gifs.

 

[captaincabbage]

I literally cannot imagine how someone spends THIS MUCH at a bar in one night.

 

[lacktheknack]

WHAT ON EARTH!?

SIX LITERS OF CRISTAL IS $50000??

Wat.

That's an incredibly depressing bill.

I thought "WHAT ON EARTH!?" as well just before reading your post, but only because of your avatar. I am deeply disturbed and amazed at the same time.
Ah, Cyriak, with all his bizzare gifs.

Yay, someone recognized it! I'm trying to traumatize the entire community through avatar changes.

 

[Necator15]

How does he stay fit?

Considering it probably isn't physically possible for him to have consumed that much in one night, I imagine most of that went to guests, friends, and groupies.

I wonder what a $9 Bud Light tastes like...

Warm/cold piss and disappointment, unless I miss my guess.

OT: That's pretty... I actually don't have words for it. I wonder what the BTL PTR GRN MAG is.

 

[Dags90]

Warm/cold piss and disappointment, unless I miss my guess.

OT: That's pretty... I actually don't have words for it. I wonder what the BTL PTR GRN MAG is.

"BTL PTR GRN MAG" is almost certainly a bottle of Patron Gran something tequila.

 

[thedoclc]

After a certain point, I do believe the Bud Light and Red Bull should be complimentary.

 

[JDKJ]

Warm/cold piss and disappointment, unless I miss my guess.

OT: That's pretty... I actually don't have words for it. I wonder what the BTL PTR GRN MAG is.

"BTL PTR GRN MAG" is almost certainly a bottle of Patron Gran something tequila.

Yep. Patrón Gran Platinum Magnum.

 

[deshorty]

Damn. Everything is so expensive in the states. In China, a beer costs $2 (14-20 RMB). But that is one expensive night.

 

[godofallu]

And I thought my 38 dollar bar tab from last night was bad.

 

[JDKJ]

After a certain point, I do believe the Bud Light and Red Bull should be complimentary.

If the Fiji bottle waters are $8 a pop, the Bub Lights and Red Bulls ain't gonna be on the house.

Actually, it's not unheard of that celebrities partying it up in the club get steep discounts on their tabs from the management. They're good for business. They inspire all the common folk to want bottle service, too.