This is probably the best eBay auction, ever.

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Aphex Demon

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#description

Scroll down to find the luls...

Fantastic right?
 

fletch_talon

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Aphex Demon said:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#description

Fantastic right?
I'd add more content to your post.
Explain that its a joke because when clicking the link, the page appear to be a normal Ebay auction. If people don't take the time to look at the description (and there's little incentive to do so) they're gonna think your just some arsehole advertising the car they have for sale.
 

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Absolutely made my day. I almost pissed myself when he said he'd be 'happy to host a conference in it'.

And yet... it worked. I want to sit in that man's car and pay him to make airplane noises.
 

Zantos

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Oh god that is the most amazing ad i've ever seen!

"It?s a Ford Focus from 2001 which is exactly 1 year after 2000 when the world didn?t end and VCRs continued to work. I didn?t do much that New Years eve, not because I was afraid an airplane would fall out of the sky and land on me, I just fancied a quiet night in with my girlfriend of that time" Wicked.
 

Aphex Demon

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fletch_talon said:
Aphex Demon said:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#description

Fantastic right?
I'd add more content to your post.
Explain that its a joke because when clicking the link, the page appear to be a normal Ebay auction. If people don't take the time to look at the description (and there's little incentive to do so) they're gonna think your just some arsehole advertising the car they have for sale.
Cheers man, edited ;)
 

Gxas

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I've seen someone selling an imaginary friend for $1000000.

He had pictures of him with the friend. That was the best Ebay auction I've ever seen.
 

ChaoticKraus

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I swear i met a guy who talked excatly like that in real life. The most entertaining conversation i had in years. Especially considering i was a bit tipsy.
 

GWarface

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That man is a genius... I lol'ed bigtime at the pictures he drew at the buttom of the page...
 

TimeLord

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That was brilliant!

"Sorry, the free cardboard box is no longer available. I used it to make a Flux Capacitor."

Had me in stitches!
 

Lionsfan

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I love stuff like this. It's like that "Greatest Admission's Letter" that some guy wrote, I love when people just stick bull shit bravado craziness in what's supposed to be serious stuff
 

kuyo

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"Don?t forget its fathers day soon! What do you buy the dad who has everything? Well if he has a crazy a$$ large desk you could buy him a full scale replica ford focus 1.8 zetec ghia paperweight"

The dollar signs make it classy as hell
 

DefunctTheory

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The DOOM Pancakes was the best ebay auction ever.

Selling haunted pancakes that erase video game memory cards and move shit around your house is pure win.
 

Valiance

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"Sorry, the free cardboard box is no longer available. I used it to make a Flux Capacitor. I have now installed this in the Mint Green Ford Focus. It is untested and not covered in anyway by Ford warranty. When I go to buy a sausage roll later I will put some more petrol in and then zip her up to 88mph. If successful I will go back in time to catch the moron that touched up the arches and paint him mint green then ask him how he likes it! I will also go to McDonalds in the early 90's when they still served root beer and stock up. I miss their root beer."

.........

Gotta say, this is pretty good stuff. 88mph!
 

Rofl-Mayo

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"I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass."

I laughed so hard at that. Man, this makes my day better.
 

Brandon237

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LoLOMFG! That. Was. Hilarious. I almost peed myself laughing. I am actually exhausted after that. It is MINT F***ING GREEN!
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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Gxas said:
I've seen someone selling an imaginary friend for $1000000.

He had pictures of him with the friend. That was the best Ebay auction I've ever seen.
I say this wins for "best Ebay auction ever".
 

FamoFunk

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It's funny for sure, but more and more people have been doing this on eBay on items it's almost like a meme, and getting old fast.