This is the worst present, EVER!

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Fraught

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LightOfDarkness said:
I've been pretty happy with all my presents I've gotten so far (they actually are really nice, like an iPod and a new gaming ready PC) but the one time I would utter a sentence like that is if someone tried to pull something like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0&feature=related] on me.

The one present I liked less than all the rest though, would have to be my first PC. I got to pick which one, but it was refurbished, and it was waaaaayyy back in '05 or something and I had a budget of $650. My dad's current laptop is more powerful than it (Radeon HD Mobility and a quad core D:)
It was okay after I became less of a tech noob and upgraded it with a brand spankin new GPU, but I still kick myself for being such an idiot that day and not just building one.
Everyone has to start somewhere I guess...
Wow. Just...wow.

You know what I usually get as presents? Fucking socks, once a deodorant, shit like that.

The most value I'd set on any of the presents I've gotten in the last few years is the 500 EEK ($42) I get from a family member every Christmas, everything else can be valued at about 100 EEK (~$8) at best.

I get it that you said "liked less", not "hated", but god damn. It makes me mildly pissed, and very sad at my current life. Bloody Christmas.

But hey, at least I get to eat shit...

tl;dr: I hate every one of my Christmas presents.
 

PROcrastinator

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I appreciate all my gifts but i have done this:

*open present its a shirt i would never wear out*
"oooh! look another Pajama Shirt!"
 

jumjalalabash

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I once got a set of sports balls that were all deflated. Course the fact that I didn't have a yard or anything to use them in really made them pointless.
 

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For the first 15 years I was alive, my aunt always gave me these really terrible science books. Rather than money or say, a novel or videogame, she believed that she had to educate me with whatever gifts she gave. They were all terribly, TERRIBLY banal. T_T
 

ThatLankyBastard

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I once got 4 copies of the same book, (that I alredy owned!)...

2 of those copies were from the same person...

I was more flabbergasted than disappointed...
 

Hashime

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Well I once was given an scubapro MK. 17 environmentally sealed cold water regulator. Oh wait, that was awesome!
 

KefkaCultist

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Well I would never be ungrateful enough to talk bad about getting a free gift, but there was one time my grandparents got me a book about space which wasn't bad (I didn't read, but it wasn't a bad gift) but then the next year I got the same exact book from the same exact grandparents. I just said, "um... thanks but I think I actually have this book already" so I gave it to my friend (he didn't read it either)
 

Mordwyl

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I rarely get any gifts to begin with, count yourselves lucky you even get people that care that much.
 

somonels

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Jack Thompson Auto: The Autobiography.

Fortunately I don't get or receive anything, so no bad prezzies. This benefits everyone, I dislike shopping so I would make terrible presents, also, I usually forget the recipient's name.
 

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tellmeimaninja said:
I got pairs of boxers covered in images of Mario. I may be a gamer, by I don't what Mario all over my crotch.
I got Simpsons boxers with a big picture of Homer on my junk for Christmas a few years ago. I don't even like the Simpsons.

On related subject I bought Gears of War boxers with a lancer hovering right above the unmentionables.
 

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Fraught said:
LightOfDarkness said:
I've been pretty happy with all my presents I've gotten so far (they actually are really nice, like an iPod and a new gaming ready PC) but the one time I would utter a sentence like that is if someone tried to pull something like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0&feature=related] on me.

The one present I liked less than all the rest though, would have to be my first PC. I got to pick which one, but it was refurbished, and it was waaaaayyy back in '05 or something and I had a budget of $650. My dad's current laptop is more powerful than it (Radeon HD Mobility and a quad core D:)
It was okay after I became less of a tech noob and upgraded it with a brand spankin new GPU, but I still kick myself for being such an idiot that day and not just building one.
Everyone has to start somewhere I guess...
Wow. Just...wow.

You know what I usually get as presents? Fucking socks, once a deodorant, shit like that.

The most value I'd set on any of the presents I've gotten in the last few years is the 500 EEK ($42) I get from a family member every Christmas, everything else can be valued at about 100 EEK (~$8) at best.

I get it that you said "liked less", not "hated", but god damn. It makes me mildly pissed, and very sad at my current life. Bloody Christmas.

But hey, at least I get to eat shit...

tl;dr: I hate every one of my Christmas presents.
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.............

Socks eh? No way anyone can beat that......... Oh wait, I can.......

RAINBOW MONKEY BANDAIDS!!

I am not even kidding. Fucking Rainbow Monkey Bandaids. I don't even use them. I got them 2 years ago and I still got a few lying around. Of course last year I got a fresh supply of Winnie the Pooh bandaids. So socks don't really sound all that bad to me.
 

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Samwise137 said:
I was listening to the radio the other day and they were playing a clip of a kid opening books on christmas (when he's already opened a Wii) and he throws a fit. His parents think it's adorable but the DJ's think (and I agree) that those parents are going to be calling Nanny 911 before the kid turns 6! The clip's here you can decide for yourself.
He is adorable! I love him!

OT: Um nothing springs to mind. I'm an only child so my parents spoil me, usually with 5 or 6 games and films/box sets etc. Along with these I always get boring presents like socks and shower gel but, because I also get games and CDs, I can't complain
 

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A shed calendar, and a book on scarecrows.
Though, last year I had to have my dog put down on Christmas Day after she slipped a disc in her spine, and a friend of mine maintains that I bought my dog a lethal injection as a Xmas present, so I suppose that makes my shed calendar look pretty good in comparison.
 

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linkzeldi said:
Two years ago I got hairspray. With a five dollar bill taped to it.
I love when parents pull that kind of stuff on you... They get some sweater for themselves, then use the box it came in to package YOUR gift, so when you take the wrapping paper off, you're thinking "FUCK, ANOTHER SWEATER?" but then you open it and it's HL2:EP3