This is the worst present, EVER!
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I like to wrap my gifts differently by putting them in boxes for other products. So my friend opens a box of Town House crackers thinking "What the fuck? He got me crackers?!", but inside is the actual gift, something nice like a movie or game.
I believe you mean Secret Santa?Bayushi_Kouya said:
My birthday's in October, but I received my birthday present from my aunt yesterday, and it was the 'A Simples Life' book from those meerkat adverts I detest. Nobody buys me books, especially not ones written by advertising executives. D:
This one year, everyone had a universal idea to get me a shower gel+deodorant combo. They all got me varying combos from one set... all of the scents were horrible and the shower gel irritated my skin. I guess it isn't that bad, but I used it once and never again.Boneasse said:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!Boneasse said:
Clothing since most of it isn't my taste, still i try to be happy about it.
My mom almost had it right is were 2 sweaters , the color was what i do like (black) only problem is they were those tight fitting ones(I hate my build, i buy clothes that fit loosely so that i do not look that small build.
My mom almost had it right is were 2 sweaters , the color was what i do like (black) only problem is they were those tight fitting ones(I hate my build, i buy clothes that fit loosely so that i do not look that small build.
My Uncle had a mate who owned a Newsagency growing up. Every year he would give us the free folders and junk that they couldn't sell. Remember those magazines that would come with a free folders and bits of rock if it was a geology one. We got those. Not the magazine you paid for the free folders...then when someone quietly explained why this was insulting (to those who were spending a lot of money and thought on Christmas) he started giving us things like blank Videos and Cassettes....at this point DVD's were well in and blank tapes went out of fashion with leg warmers...
Still he gave me a Where's Wally folder one year with the magazine that my Mum wouldn't let me "waste" my money on...that was awesome!1
Still he gave me a Where's Wally folder one year with the magazine that my Mum wouldn't let me "waste" my money on...that was awesome!1
My friend's father had a stroke 2 days ago that resulted in bleeding within his brain.
He's being taken off life-support tomorrow.
I hope you all keep that in mind as you consider what a bad present could REALLY be.
*NOTE* I am not in any way attempting to slam, insult or belittle anyone via this post; just trying to put things in perspective.
He's being taken off life-support tomorrow.
I hope you all keep that in mind as you consider what a bad present could REALLY be.
*NOTE* I am not in any way attempting to slam, insult or belittle anyone via this post; just trying to put things in perspective.
Man that sucks and you have my sympathies (I lost my dad when I was 6 but I could still not imagne what you are going through).Arkvoodle said:
That said this year I got a shower cream that is supposed to make me sparkle... like Edward from Twilight... I hate Twilight and I am a 22 year old male. (Nedless to say it was really hard to say thanks).
I got dumped by my girlfriend 1 oclock christmas morning... so yeah... well it wasnt dumped, more demoted from bf to friends with extras...
a laminator
no idea why just one of my presents i dont have a lot of things that need lamination actually i dont have anything that needs lamination
also a razor because after telling me all week i needed a shave my dad apparently thought i didnt get the hint
I GOT THE FU*KING HINT
also the powers out im just glad my laptop has a full charge
no idea why just one of my presents i dont have a lot of things that need lamination actually i dont have anything that needs lamination
also a razor because after telling me all week i needed a shave my dad apparently thought i didnt get the hint
I GOT THE FU*KING HINT
also the powers out im just glad my laptop has a full charge
clothes.
why the FUCK would you buy someone ELSE clothes for any reason, let alone christmas? clothing is so standard people buy it like food (only less often) for christ sake!
seriously, the need to make it comepletely legal to punch people is high. not kill or seriously injure, but just a punch. people need it sometimes.
I have a buddy who wished for a pet hamster once, many years ago. So he got one, too bad his parents forgot about it in the midst of all the presents, and hadn't made any holes in the box.[/quote]
oi... poor ... friend of yours.
poor hamster.
why the FUCK would you buy someone ELSE clothes for any reason, let alone christmas? clothing is so standard people buy it like food (only less often) for christ sake!
seriously, the need to make it comepletely legal to punch people is high. not kill or seriously injure, but just a punch. people need it sometimes.
I know. I'm sorryBoneasse said:
I have a buddy who wished for a pet hamster once, many years ago. So he got one, too bad his parents forgot about it in the midst of all the presents, and hadn't made any holes in the box.[/quote]
oi... poor ... friend of yours.
poor hamster.