This is Why the World Hates Us

[mjc0961]

That's not why the rest of the world hates us. That's why the rest of the world thinks we're all stupid.

americafuckyea.mp3. Seriously though, I think I just lost what little hope I had for humanity. I only made it to about 2:03, if I went any further I probably would have jammed my space bar in my eye.

You made it farther than I did. I got to about 45 seconds before I couldn't take any more "WALLYWALLYWALLYWALLYWALLY" and skipped ahead to about 2:30 to see if the song had any other lyrics and was treated to "PANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTY". Closed the tab after that.

 

[Jark212]

Theres no walmarts here in Australia XD

Not yet, Muuhahahahaha!!!

But that video was moderately entertaining until about 30 seconds in, when the annoying factor kicked in...

 

[FalloutJack]

-Zero Point Energy-

I didn't say it to be a comfort. I said it to make a distinction. Not all of those are entirely pleasant.

 

[viranimus]

Song of the summer right there. Seriously. You cant ask for much more than that.

 

[Bat Vader]

overused meme but
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/14/6f38488c-e82f-4de8-afc4-fcebc5f710ab.jpg
Well for all the bad modern American music we still have stuff like Nightwish, Mumford and Sons, Dropkick Murphys, and Angra...wait, what do you mean their not from here?

Nightwish and The Dropkick Murphys are both good bands. Another good band is Flogging Molly.

 

[zehydra]

The so-called "rest of the world" hates America because of its imperialist foreign policy and dominance (sort of) in the global economy, not because of bizarre tangents from popular culture.

I said so-called, because the idea that "the rest of the world" hates America is a misconception.

 

[Fappy]

The jiggling... it's hypnotic...

Nah we don't hate you because of that. You guys have done and said a lot of other bad shit as well. It accumulates.

Hypnotic, that's exactly what I told my girlfriend when she linked it to me. We can all blame her for this XP

 

[Dags90]

Theres no walmarts here in Australia XD

Not yet. Soon enough there will be one next to that big ass rock that aliens used as a helipad. It happened in Mexico with one of their heathen temples.[footnote]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3747580.stm[/footnote]

The booty bounce was respectable though, very respectable.

 

[Mr. Gency]

-Zero Point Energy-

I didn't say it to be a comfort. I said it to make a distinction. Not all of those are entirely pleasant.

As a resident of America, I'm glad to be reminded that Walmart is not exclusively here. I'm still cursed with the knowledge that this exists, so "remotely" is a pretty important word in my post.

 

[Gudrests]

Theres no walmarts here in Australia XD

None in NYC either..JUST SAYIN don't mean we still dont have to deal with this....stupidity

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Cant... stop... watch.ing....

 

[FalloutJack]

-Zero Point Energy-

I didn't say it to be a comfort. I said it to make a distinction. Not all of those are entirely pleasant.

As a resident of America, I'm glad to be reminded that Walmart is not exclusively here. I'm still cursed with the knowledge that this exists, so "remotely" is a pretty important word in my post.

Your point is well-taken, sir.

So let it be known, world, that if you want to take torches and pitchforks to Walmart in a mob-like fashion...you can count on parts of America to have your back on this. Walmart wasn't our fault, but we'll help fix it...permanently.

 

[WorldCritic]

Well, that was a weird video. One that has convinced me of another reason to never go to Walmart again.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Wow... those bottoms. They're... hypnotic!

Anyways, I don't think this is a judgement on America so much as it is on the makers' taste and ability.

 

[Therumancer]

Seems like they were having fun making it, and that was really the point.

I won't comment on politics because it would probably get too serious and too out of hand.

 

[Merkavar]

can...not...look...away...all...hail...the...hypno...butt

 

[Risingblade]

The world hates us cause Black people shop at walmart?

 

[YouEatLard]

Are they serious?

This reminds me... I haven't checked peopleofwalmart in a while.....

 

[Callate]

Wow. I didn't think it was possible, but someone managed to make a song more deeply inane than "Friday".

 

[Marmooset]

And by us I mean America. This video, while it may or may not have been poking fun at this kind of music/culture, just makes me facepalm. Enjoy.

I kept expecting an ad to pop up offering me low interest home loans in all fifty states.