This is why we can't have nice things

[Vegosiux]

There's stuff in this world that just make it bad and all. Let's list it! (And mandatory finishing up with "This is why we can't have nice things.")

Mosquitoes. I mean, buzzing around, drinking blood, making us itch...

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[username sucks]

I'm too lazy right now to think of something clever...

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Barbas]

That guy above me drinks coffee and punts cats while surfing the net!

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[username sucks]

That guy above me is a talking dog!

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Vegosiux]

I found a fly in my soup. Such poor quality control.

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Barbas]

My AI wasn't even coded correctly.

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Vegosiux]

The neighbor's dog ate my homework.

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Protocol95]

Im diestracred while typing,

Thi is why wer casnt have nice things!

 

[Barbas]

I skipped Spanish classes.

Si, this why no tengo have bueno things. Caramba!

 

[Drummodino]

Mass Effect 3 crashed when I tried to play multiplayer!

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Barbas]

After drinking three pints, I got lost in the woods and woke up in a rowing boat.

This is why we can't have nice things!