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Brazilianpeanutwar

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...to make THE most explosively original videogame character(or characters) of all time.

Ok maybe i exaggerated that a little bit *cough*

It goes like this : I'll start off with some basic things like - The character you play as is a schizophrenic giraffe with an odd speech impedent who lives.....then you'll carry it on.

I'd like to see what characters and traits you come up with,and don't forget it's supposed to be original GO CRAZY WITH IT!
 

Jedamethis

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Ted. Ted is a giant knife which can't talk, pick things up, or do anything except be thrown at people, or lodged in people's stomachs.
 

Elephant Walker19

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I thought you were going to say "Lance Vance Dance"

anyways bob is a pig who like bacon and cows and has a human arm growing out of his back and he's chaotic good.
 

More Fun To Compute

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John the zygote. He plays the jazz bassoon, likes phoning in to talk radio shows and has the ability to turn into any animal after an appropriate gestation period.
 

Dango

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Russel is a crow who is

Steve is one of those video game birds that you always shoot at to see if you can kill them.
 

martyrdrebel27

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Rose is the sexy 16 year old soul of an aborted fetus from the 80's that returns to earth to seduce her would be father and drain his soul (and other bodily fluids...). After realizing the dark power that even her death could not weaken (sex and sexuality) she uses various means of subterfuge to seduce and destroy men and women and absorb their sexual deviance to further increase her sex appeal. sex appeal is like a slowly draining health bar, the lower it gets the fuglier and more dead she appears, forcing you absorb on the lowest of the low.

her father, since Rose's conception and rejection, has become a sex GOD that you'd have to work up to, eventually landing in his penthouse after you've slept and and slaughtered your way to the top, so to speak. it would be like Hitman meets Bloodrayne.

And for action sequences, there could be elements like preachers whose holy presence reveals your true nature, and you revert to your screaming banshee/succubus form, on a Prototype rampage until you cool off.