"This movie's awful...I'm outta here!"

[irrelevantnugget]

I walked out of Borat...didn't find it that amusing.

Same 'ere. It's like they gave a 10-year old a camera and let him annoy people the whole time with childish 'gags'.
It was basically one long candid camera-episode with an offensive 'main character', but without any fake laughter running in the background. I suppose the audience were supposed to have that job, but I myself just found the 'jokes' dumb and unfunny..
Maybe it's because I have a higher standard (as in, I don't laugh at gay/sex/turd jokes), hrm.

 

[Mathew952]

Are we done yet. I don't know how I ended up watching it, But this is the most unfunny, stupid, poorly written film ever. For example Ice Cube "You be to young to be going to da mall!" Girl#1 "Daddy, you like one of dem prison guys!" "Welcome to alcatraz" WHAT? how does that make sense. No mall = Dad in prison? This seems like some one took an episode of the three stooges, and placed Ice Cube as all 3 of them. Oh, gee, how funny. He has to go to a meeting (In A sports Jersey), and some how, upon leaning into the fridge to get milk, an entire slice of pizza sticks to his shirt. Tee hee. Then someone flips a frying pan full of eggs, oh gee, the sheer hilarity, I just can't take it.

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

Them(or Ills as it was put on the screen).
It was advertised as Them but when we(me and a group of friends)got into the cinema we found out it was French with English subtitles, it wasn't even that scary for a horror movie, two adults got pwned by a group of little children, WTF. We sat through the whole movie making up our own plot and words for the characters, that was funny.

 

[Leodiensian]

Brokeback Mountain. I love Heath Ledger. I'd always wanted to be in a movie with him one day, you know, as his sexy costar who he has an affair with. Then he went and died. I also am fond of Jake Gyllenhall. Hated them together in this movie. I've gone on total rampages about this movie before and how much it sucked, but I'll summarize here.

Now, when I say "I hated Brokeback Mountain," (and yes, I actually do mean "hate," a word I don't throw around) people say "You just don't like it because they're gay," No. They fail at life. Don't try to project society's reflection on homosexuality onto a movie review. Brokeback Mountain was a terrible movie because it had a terrible, uninteresting plot.
Exposition: Jake and Heath get a job together as cowboys.
Rising Action: The guys have sex. This little bump of a rising action leads up to... oh wait, nothing! There was no climax!
Up on the little mesa the rising action got us to: The guys go home and get married like normal men but still meet up for "fishing trips." Their wives get antsy and their marriages go down the drain.
Resolution: Jake dies. There. Thank the goddess, that put an end to that.
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Don't worry, I'm gay and I hated Brokeback Mountain. However, I'm English and hence too polite to walk out of a theatre other than to go for a wee - I paid money to rent that seat in a dark room so I may as well get my moneys worth no matter what.

 

[afrophysics]

Me and my friends stormed out of King Kong as they were about to leave the Island (the remake, I'm not quite old enough to have seen the original in a cinema) by getting up, playing a phone ringtone loudly, pretending to answer and declaring it rubbish in vein of Dom Joly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21lOpV5c2OQ in case you don't know him). Probably a tad annoying for those enjoying it, but I was about 13 and a little silly.

 

[CTU_Agent24]

I don't walk out of a movie if it is bad, but i will ask form my money back. (i did work once!)

 

[coverfire]

The only movie I have REALLY considered walking out of the Theatre is give up the cash
so I would be paying someone NOT to watch it was Van Helsing.

Other movies I manage to sit through without leaving were 'Last Action Hero', 'Cliffhanger',
'Dumb and Dumber' but last and most definately least 'Street Fighter'.

Although those movies are about a decade old; Now most movies that I have seen at the
theatre I have been able to take away something from.

 

[UnterHund]

Once in a week there's a SneakPreview-Night around here I usually go to. Given that you don't even know what (mostly crappy; yesterday it was Narnia) films you get to see I'd say that I haven't walked out of a movie is something I quite proud of. (I would've walked out of Sex'n City if it had come, lucky me it didn't)

To be fair, the good thing with this particular sneak-night is that the audience picks up scenes from the movie and turns thaem into jokes, some of them quite good ones. (The same kino has a second sneak, same movie but the audience there isn't that big with jokes.)

so long
UnterHund

 

[Vaynes]

I would have walked out of AI but my wife was enjoying it and as much as I would like to leave her in a dark room sometimes I figured I might get some that night...

 

[lord kamina]

I walked out of superman returns going in expecting a super powered death battle and ended up getting a super powered Dawson's Creek

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I walked out of hellboy when I realised it was about Nazis. Knowing I wouldn't get my money back I decided to see another movie so I picked a screening room at random and I sat and watched Saw.

 

[cheatking]

lost in translation.............booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore.

 

[Eyclonus]

Sweeney Todd was a piece of XY Bovinus Excrement

 

[brazuca]

No Country for Old Men. This movie sucks, I simply changed the room to wacht other movie.

 

[wewontdie11]

Meet The Spartans was the worst piece of utter trash I have ever started to watch. It is a rarity that I turn a film off because of it's quality and I could only endure the total garbage until about half way through. Good job I was watching I pirated copy and could just turn it off, although I still felt like asking the film studio for money in compensation for watching that much of it.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Pirates of the Caribbean
So long and boring, (NO, MUST, RESIST, IT COULD GET ME BANNED) that's what she said (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

 

[Leodiensian]

I walked out of hellboy when I realised it was about Nazis. Knowing I wouldn't get my money back I decided to see another movie so I picked a screening room at random and I sat and watched Saw.

Hang on. You walked out of Hellboy because it had Nazis in it? Be fair, it wasn't ABOUT Nazis in the same way that Spiderman 3 isn't ABOUT Uncle Ben. It has Nazis IN it, but only really at the start. The main bad guys a Russian.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I never take a risk in theatres, tickets are so expensive these days, that I do plenty of research before deciding to go see a movie.

I also almost never turn off a movie at home, if I'm not enjoying something, I'll do something else and leave it on as background noise. That being said, there are two movies I had to turn off halfway through.

Ocean's Thirteen: Worst movie sequel ever, and as most know, that says a LOT.
The Rookie: As far as I'm concerned this movie has no ending, it just drags on to eternity.

 

[Smiles]

I had to leave the theatre during Titanic because I was crying so hard, and I've still had to leave whenever I've tried to watch it. I have never seen the whole Titanic movie to this day, even though I own it...

I've never walked out of movie just because it was really really bad yet, and I went to see You Don't Mess With The Zohan. I'm am somewhat of a cheapskate, and I paid for the movie so I'm going to watch it, also my friend was with me and she doesnt agree with sneaking into other movies.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I left Saw and went to see Shark Tales. Both were terrible, but those were the only films at the theater that night.