This or That

[NerfedFalcon]

Chili. I can't stand curry. Actually, I don't like spicy food at all, but I really don't like curry.

Captcha-inspired: Blue ribbon or gold medal?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Gold medal since I never got one before (I kind of got ribbon before but not blue)

Pirate or Navy?

 

[thesilentman]

Pirate. Illegal things are fun!

Sweet or spicy?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spicy. Sweet messes me up.

Bitter or too salty?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Salty.

Pokemon or Persona?

 

[thesilentman]

Damn it. I say Pokemon due to the sheer complexity of the turn based battle system.

Shin Megami Tensei or Final Fantasy?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I've played Final Fantasy.

Smoke or Mirrors?

 

[Goofguy]

Smoke, so much more badass.

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

 

[Neuromancer]

Bruce Lee. It's not even a choice.

Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Jet Li.

Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?

 

[Teoes]

Jackie Chan, for being a funnier form of kickass. (Edit: ninja'd, but I'll stick with my answer and to also go against the perceived grain.)

Power of suggestion or power of misdirection?

 

[Goofguy]

Power of suggestion.

Telepathy or telekinesis?

 

[kailus13]

Telekinesis.

Order or chaos?

 

[MrCollins]

Jackie Chan.

Stallone or Schwarzenegger?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Jackie Chan.

Stallone or Schwarzenegger?

Even though you did answer on a page break, it's still hilarious.

Arnie.

Ace of spades or Queen of hearts?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ace of spades

Hero or villain?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Villain.

Car or motorbike?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Motorbike, despite the fact that I've never actually ridden one.

Cinnamon gum or mint gum?

 

[scorptatious]

*Is chewing cinnamon gum right now* I think my choice is obvious.

Guitar or Piano?

 

[Goofguy]

Guitar, so much more badass.

Early to work/early out or late to work/late out?