This or That

[War Penguin]

Pants. I'm not sure why but I feel less of a weirdo when I'm near a girl with pants. Never mind. I feel just as weird typing that.

Sword or shield?
(For defensive purposes)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shield. The sword chips, and that's not nice.

Hammer or ax?

 

[War Penguin]

Hammer. Has the power to ban.

Beat or Rhythm?

 

[Revolutionary]

Rhythm - harder to spell
Pen , or pen-sword

 

[War Penguin]

Pensword. Mightier than the pen and the sword.

Thunder or lightning?

 

[Neonbob]

Lighting. Fuck thunder.
It's just noise.

Ball peen hammer or claw hammer?

 

[Julianking93]

Claw hammer.

Sounds cooler.

Water or Fire?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Fire, its fun to play with... I mean observe.


Croissants or bagels?

 

[Julianking93]

Croissants. So buttery and soft....I'm hungry now.

Ginger or Cinnamon?

 

[Neonbob]

Cinnamon.
I don't enjoy ginger.

Laptop or Rock?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Rock. Its super effective!

Coffee or Gatorade?

 

[Julianking93]

Can I choose tea instead? I hate both.

Tropical forest or Taigas?

 

[Randoms]

Tropical Forest, it's like space, theres no-one to hear your victims screams.... excuse me i got to do something.

Drums or Guitar?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Neonbob]

...cybermen.
I don't know what either are, but cybermen sound lamer and thus easier to kill.

Inferno or deluge?

 

[War Penguin]

Inferno. I like fire. Oooh... *plays with lighter*

Stereo or headphones?

 

[Dromons]

Headphones

Ninjas or Pirates?

 

[War Penguin]

Ninjas. More honor and less noise.

Penguins or Polar bears (choose wisely... /jk).

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Penguins. They have a great roll in Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei or Bakemonogatari?

 

[Sporky111]

I. . . uh. . . uhhhmmm. . . what?

I have no idea what either of those are, so I'm going to choose the first one because to me it looks like a happy face. And that makes me happy.
[sup]I haven't made a reference in too long.[/sup]

Holly or Mistletoe?