This or That

[TraitortoHeaven]

Wizard. F--- warlock.

Terran and zerg?
(choose carefully)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Terran. They can take me in without mutating me.

Eldar or Protoss?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Eldar. Well, Tau really, but they weren't an option...

Orcs or Tyranids?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Tyranids. Well, Tau really, but they weren't an option...

Tau or Necrons?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Necrons. Well, Tau really, but...wait a minute...

Yog-Sothoth or Azathoth?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Cthulhu. What do you mean he's not an option?

Nyarlathotep or Dagon?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dagon.

iPod or iPhone?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

iPod.

Wealth or control?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Er... wouldn't one enter into the other? ...Wealth. NO! Control! Of what?! NO! Wealth! What kind of wealth?! Okay, I pick Control.

Punching or Slapping.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Punching.

Autobot or Decepticon?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Autobot!

Xena Warrior Princess or She-Ra Princess of Power?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Zelda, Triforce of Wisdom.

Saving the princess or being a princess?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Being a princess.

Hero or antihero?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Anti hero. Heroes tend to become an heroes.

Necrocide or Biocide?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Omnicide.

Monocle or sunglasses?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Monocle. I wish to be a wizard.

Theme tunes or title screens?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pizza.

Doughnut or eclair?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Dom Perrier, I presume?

Vodka or Tequila?