This or That

[Dr.Susse]

Scissors always scissors.

Canned of frest meat?

 

[SkyeNeko]

fresh meat 8D

kittens with knives or puppies with guns?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Kittens with knives.

Millions Knives or Vash the Stampede.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Vash the Stampede! Of course!

Scott Caan or Casey Affleck?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

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Scott Caan?

Ghost or zombie?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ghost.

Vampire or Orc?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because of recent vampire movies: orc. But really, I'd pick vampire.

Torch or flashlight?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Torch, since you can craft four at once.

Brute force or magic?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Magic. There's so much more you can do with it.

As for the torch/flashlight thing, I was asking what you call it, but what you'd rather use works as well.

Cinnamon or Nutmeg?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Cinnamon

Fire or Water types. (Yes this is a pokemon reference)

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Fire 'cuz I can kill stuff with it.

Garlic ice cream or plum pudding?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Plum pudding.

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

 

[Robert632]

Frozen yogurt.

a giant drivable toaster or a cardborad car.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh yeah! Those cardborad cars are teh good! Drivable toaster all the way. Nothing beats delivering giant pieces of toast.

Sneaking into your room or sneaking out of it?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Sneaking out of it. Partytimez!

Always having a great joke or always having a terrible pun along with a "ba-dum tssh!"-sound?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Terrible puns, I find them funnier too use on people and a "ba-dum tssh" hell yes!

Be invisibility or invincibility?

 

[iphonerose]

Be invisible (when i want to be) -who wants to live forever??
Kurt cobain or eddie vedder?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Cobain, even though I've hardly listened to Nirvana.

Infinite bacon or infinite ladies?
[SUB]Oh yeah, that's a hard one right there.[/SUB]

 

[Mannayz]

Infinite ladies!

Slippers or Crocs?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Slippers. They don't look cheesy if you're wearing a proper pair. Crocs always look cheesy.

Your mum jokes or "That's what she said" jokes?