This or That

[Scarim Coral]

Hannibal Lecter (he doesn't eat anyone, right?)

Who do you want to narrate your life-
Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough?

 

[MammothBlade]

(I think you got that the other way around)

David Attenborough. I'll have my life turned into a wildlife documentary.

Lithium or Sodium?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Lithium. Evanescence can't make a good song about sodium.

The periodic table or the four traditional elements?

Spoiler: Also, this is relevant

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Assassin.

Italian Mafia or Japanese Yakuza?
capcha: time will tell

 

[MammothBlade]

Japanese Yakuza.

Balalaika or Cello?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If we're talking about actual cellos, then I choose that.

Cave Johnson or Tenzin?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cave Johnson.

Gorilla or Chimpanzee?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Warthog.

Fresh water or salt water?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fresh water.

Half tall or half short?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Half short? Is there a difference?

Plains or mountains?

 

[Sacman]

Plains...

Dinosaur Jr or Pixies?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dinosaur Jr.

Nirvana or Pearl Jam?

 

[Sacman]

Nirvana...

Pavement or The Lemonheads?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Pavement?
Never listened to either.

California or New York? (music-wise)

 

[onewheeled]

1.. I'm a wimp when it comes to REALLY spicy stuff.

7-string guitar or 5-string bass?

 

[The Night Angel]

12 string, though I find them difficult to play...

Joyful or merry??

 

[MammothBlade]

Merry.

Lancaster or York?

 

[The Night Angel]

December.

Myriad or Plethora??