This or That

[Neuromancer]

What use have I of emoticons?

No emoticons or emoticons?

 

[Barbas]

Emoticons, because they are a perfect way of expressing my undying love for the world!

Dakka or Waaagh?

 

[TheRiddler]

NEVER enuff dakka.

Your principles or your life?

 

[Barbas]

My principles. So far, I've had a good life.

A pocket watch or an hourglass?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pocket Watch

Grass or sand?

 

[EilaliE]

Grass.

Telekinesis or telepathy?

 

[Neuromancer]

Telepathy.

Omniscience or Omnipotence?

 

[TheRiddler]

Omnipotence, which I then use to gain omniscience. Duh.

Buttered side up or down? (on toast)

 

[Scarim Coral]

Up

Which body parts is worse to had strained from too much gaming, your eyes or your finger/ thumb?

 

[Drummodino]

Eyes. If your finger/thumb is sore at least you can still watch TV.

JRPG or WRPG?

 

[Barbas]

JRPG, because they are the evil I do not know.

A miniature potted cactus or a bonsai tree?

 

[SirDerpy]

Bonsai all the way. Cacti can go stick their spiny [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Iron or Iridium?

 

[Barbas]

Manly beards, just like the jarls of old.

Command and Conquer or Red Alert?

 

[SirDerpy]

I choose the rectangle. I get the squares for free that way.

Original or The Sequel?

 

[Barbas]

Jazz, because it's closer to "Jizz". I can do these too!

An Ak47 or an M16?

 

[SirDerpy]

M16, because that's what the good guys use! And that's almost where James Bond works!

Rain or snow?

 

[Barbas]

Snow, because it's more fun to lie in.

A bathtub or a shower stall?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Bathtub

What would you rather have? No longer need to sleep or eat? (You body will recharge normally without it.)

 

[Barbas]

Psychic powers, because then I could get everyone to understand me and invent the other one.

Would you rather have a cat or a dog?

 

[SirDerpy]

Cat. I dun like dogs.

Simile or Metaphor?