This or That

[Drummodino]

But aren't all similes metaphors? So I say metaphor, then I get the lot!

Yuri or Yaoi?

 

[SirDerpy]

Yaoi, otherwise I won't get to be the main character or the love interest.

Sword or Rod?

 

[Barbas]

Sword, because you can clear a path better with one of those.

A lance or a halberd? Hmmmm???

 

[SirDerpy]

I can't help but feel that question is specifically targeted at me... >_>
Halberd, because reasons. Also lances are gay. Thrusting things into other men on horseback? Ain't for me, son.

Trumpet or Trombone?

 

[EilaliE]

Trumpet. They're easier to deal with.

Hairspray or gel?

 

[Neuromancer]

Travelling to the future, so that I may plan ahead.

Anime or Manga?

 

[Neuromancer]

Subbed. The english translations are prone to changing things. Also, japanese voices are almost always more suitable.

Shonen or Seinen?

 

[Barbas]

Comedy, because we need more of it.

A black landscape or a white one?

 

[EilaliE]

A white landscape. I would colour it.

Watch your parents make love every single night for the rest of your life.. or join in once to stop it?

 

[SirDerpy]

I...I can't even answer this. Deep questions, hard questions. Join in, I'm sure I can get over it after a few years (decades) and several gallons of alcohol and/or rat poison.

Sun or moon?

 

[Barbas]

Moon, because it provides sufficient and inoffensive light.

The engine or the caboose?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The caboose. My uncle was killed in the engine and I'm named after him. If I am to be involved in a rail accident, I want to be in the back.

Sleep or food?

 

[Barbas]

Sleep, because I can eat anything in my sleep.

Spiders or snakes?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Snakes, because spiders are terrifying.

Sci-Fi or Fantasy?

 

[Barbas]

Sci-Fi, because that looks forward into the future.

Static defenses or air-dropped reaction squads?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Air-dropped reaction squads for the versatility.

Deep dish or thin crust pizza?

 

[Barbas]

Deep dish, because it's all warm and puffy and lovely and I can wear it under my shirt to warm my torso...aaahhhhhhh, f**k yeeeaaahhhhh...

A pick-axe or a spade?

 

[Roxas1359]

Pick-axe, if only because I can't think of what to do with a spade.

Gatorade or Powerade?

 

[Barbas]

Powerade, because it sits better in my tank's engine.

Liam Neeson or Tom Hanks?

 

[Roxas1359]

Tom Hanks, was never a fan of Neeson in all honesty.

Babylon or Mesopotamia?