This or That

[Malpraxis]

Dolphins, they kill and have sex for fun.

Curtains or Blinds?

 

[Barbas]

Blinds, because those can be controlled...I think. Not very well, though.

A motorbike ride or a helicopter ride?

 

[kailus13]

Helicopter ride, less noisy.

Coke or Pepsi?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Coke, I find Pepsi a tad too sweet. Then again, it could be purely psychological.

French fries or onion rings?

 

[Malbourne]

Spoiler: French fries?

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Nah, I like the sound of onion rings.

A hopping rabbit or a rapping hobbit?

 

[Barbas]

A rapping hobbit, because there must be at least three rabbits left in this country without myxomatosis.

A slinky or a yo-yo?

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

A yo-yo. More weight = more damage!

A hairless fancy rat?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Both look horrifying, but the rat slightly less so, so I'll go with it.

Time travel forward or backwards?

 

[Malbourne]

Time travel backwards, to fix mistakes I've made in the past.

Time travel forwards, all the way. For sure. No risk of anomalies.

A supersized pachinko machine or a supersized slot machine?

 

[RedDeadFred]

The thought of a skyscraper sized pachinko machine where each ball is the size of a car sounds too awesome to pass up on. Maybe I went a little overboard with the super-size though.

Beverage in a bottle or a can?

 

[Barbas]

Bottles have more flavour and can be used for entertainment afterwards.

A hug or a kiss?

 

[kailus13]

A hug, less germs.

Bath or shower?

 

[TheRiddler]

Shower. Nothing weirder than sitting around in your own dirty water.

With peanut butter... jelly or celery?

 

[Malbourne]

Jelly. Celery don't shake like dat. It also burns my mouth.

Apogee or perigee?

 

[Barbas]

Perigree, because I know not what that is.

Filigree or Pedigree?

 

[kailus13]

Pedigree, because I don't know what filigree is.

Narwhals or mermaids?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Narwhals cos they are so awesome!

Llama or Alpaca?

 

[Barbas]

Alpaca, because it is the huggable investment...despite having no song. :,c

Potato soup or mushroom soup?

 

[The Squid King]

Mushroom soup (although it is very close )

Dark Souls or Demon's Souls

 

[RedDeadFred]

Dark Souls because Sif.

Blue cheese or the sang "don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back"?