This thread is Skeletons

lacktheknack

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they're invading

the skeletons are coming

the reddit mods are skeletons

the escapist mods are skeletons

the escapist users are skeletons

i am skeletons

are you skeletons?

skeletons in my closet, skeletons in my basement, skeletons in my bones, skeletons in my bones, skeletons in my hair, skeletons in my windows, skeletons in my computer, skeletons in my thread, SKEletons [timer=12/17/2014 06:33 AM GMT] eatiņg pa͜rs͞le̵y ͢wigs ̴an͡d w͢hig̶s̷ in̴ my ̸s̴le̶ęp͝, s̶kele̛t̡o̴ns̢ gi͡v͝e͘ ͟wi̴ld r͝i̸de ̡e͞n͏d͟less҉ r̛o̸ller coaster. Skeletons consummating all my food to grow stronger, skeletons in mMILKy dresses pretending they are my mother. Suddenly, skeletons. All my milkiś̞͉̥̘̯̱ ̦̥̰go͈̯͇̬̣n̗͉̟e ͘a̟̣̥̩̤͇̺n̴͓̺̘d͔ ̹͉͚s̗̹̭͖͞t͡ol̥͜e̯̖͢n̠͠,̞̰̤ ̮͙̻̜̞̬͚̕I ̣̳ḇ̵ḻ̮̯͡a͎̕m̴̻e ͎̘̗ṭ̯͕he skeletons. How many s̵͚̤̬̘̫͖̟̖̥̱̲̩ͩͣͦ̂ͨͫ̓̎͘͟k͍͚̯̞̺̹̤̜̬͋͗ͥͯ̃̉́̄͛̑ͭ̓͂ͤͮ̑̋̀͑́è̷̍̔̓͞͡҉̤̟̝͙̣̩͖̞̺̯̜͖͚̟͉̙̪̘l̶ͬ̒̄͒́҉̫͚̖̙̻͔ͅe̡̨̦͖̱̰͓͚̣̲̰̪͔͕̊͑̈́͒̈́͑ͮ̓̉̑͆̃̑̆̃͗ͅt̊̌̃ͭͩ͐̓ͤ͝͏̪͕̘̦ò͓̱̺̱͕̳͖̟̥̜̤ͣ̒́̚n̳̹̝̰̠̱̬̭̟̹̣̠̖̫̠̲̞ͤͭ̍ͤ̈ͭ̏ͥ̄ͤ̈́͛ͦ͆͑̆̚͜s̨̠͓̯͓̙͔̩͕̫̻͎̠̭͚̆̒ͮ͑̄̅ͪ̄ͭͤ̓͂̔ͦ̋̚̕͞ in a dead skeletons chest? Yo ho ho and a ribcage of bones cannot stop them, they are comINg to consume my MILK bones. My miLkbones are old and rotten, for my dog is DEA deceas dead. I want to get OFF MR͉̱͕̉̆ͫ̾̚ͅ.͎̺̟͔̅̔͊̾͒ ̬̦̜͔B̰̹͈̙̳̤̠͆ͥ̀̀̅͑Ō̝̈́̿̔̂̅n̲͓̮͖͖e̝̙͎̲͚Ș'̱͔̖̺̖̦͈̔̀̀ͣ̒ ̫ͫͭ́͐̑̽̏w̯̪̣̃͑͆̐ͧIͨ̓̊͑̆L̥̮̺͓͎̜ͦͥ̈́̂Ď̯̖̾̍̊̏ ̣̤ͬ͆ͦṚ̰̘̙̻ͭ̊͛ͣ̇̌̋iDe my dog's skeletons out of the closet. Skeletons rising from theiM̹̭̮̟̯̲̟̤̄́Y̱͉̮̹̲ͥ̍̓̓̋̒ ͖̻͔̀̈̑͑̃̈́̾̈̚S͈̜͉̩̜̗ͨO̥͑ͯ̍ͭ̈́̔̚̚U̝͚̪ͣͭͪ̉̓̐̅L̢͖̱̱͙̮̳̈͑ͬ͒̒ͯ̈́ͤͦͥ̓R͐̊u͑̉s̽͋sͥ҉î̓͟a̚ṅ̷̓̽͛͋ͦ̚ ͂̍̔ͩ̎͛͋͝gr͑̇̚a̡̒v͡e̡ͣ͂͛ͫͦ̅y̒ͣͤ͞à̓͐ͧ͐ͨr̵ͩd̋͂̓ͥ̇ͣͭ ̀̈̃͌͊ͩ̌hͭͥ͐ͭ̏ͬǒ̅̅̏̐ͭ̔l̇̊ͯ̊͛͂͡ǫ̈͗c͂ͣ̀a̚̕N̴̓̅͆Ő̇ͥ͆̕ ͩ̿̎̋̐̚H͆̆͗̎̚Ó̀P̀ͭ̆̍̉͋̾E WE ALL HAVE TO PLAY TH ̻͈̜̫̯p̯̰͓̺i̩̝͍̟̤p͕͔̰͍̱͉e̺͎̠̥̩͉̦̘r͓̱ ͉̻̦͉͖͕̮w͚i̗̥̫͙͎ͅt͇͉h̜̮ ̳͔̫͚̲̼͈̯t̳̖ͅh̳̣͈͎͍e̮̫ ̩͇̺̘͙̗̯ͅb̫͍o̥̙n̟e͇̣̱̤͖̦͙̫ỵ̟͍ ̜̮̺̬̪̘̭f̟̻l̥̲̦͔u͉̖͔̺̟t̘͖̼̪̟e͈̹̜̪ ̪̞a͈͓̝̠͍n͚̹d͎̝̱̫̤̠͓ ͍̝̟̝̗̬̰s̜͇̖̤̜̰̞̫̹͕̯̝̯̘͖ͪ̐̓͗̔ͬ̏̌͗ͧ̃̎̂ͮ̊̚ͅk͎̙̥̜̝̜͇̫̖̰̫̉̃̅̀̆ͨͯͭͬͦ͌͒͂͋͋ͤͅe͖͔̼̰̭̦̜̮̞̳̫͓̙̥̰̼ͯ̅̒́̈̏̍̚l̤͖͉̻̙̥̹̳͓̘̬͎̖̜͍̣̓̃̽̾͗̇̏͗͆ͧ̓͗ͤͥ̆̓ͧͪͅe͉̮͙͚͙̠̱̙̭̹̥̬͔͖͇̠͈̦̰͋̒̓̏ͩ̾͊ͤ̎ͩ̾ͧͨͮ̈̏͒t̩̙̹̖͉̩͍̘͔͎̠̬̀ͦ̎̾̆͊̑͗̆͋ͮ̽̓̇̄̓o̯̣̦̺̠̣̮̱͋ͮ̀̓̋͛ń͖̬̼̠̗̝͉̖͍̻̰̺̘͎͓ͩ͒̓̒̽̈̾̂̽̐̾̂̉͒ͭ ̤͖̩̣͚̭̥̠̝̻͍̺͉͔̝̜̮ͩ͛̽ͤ̍̊̆͐̀ͤ̉̚ͅͅâ̹̱͚̺͇͇̰̝̯͈̙͔̪͓̣̻͈ͨ̐ͣͨ̈̔̃̈́ͪ͐̅̿ͅr̬̱͕͍̠̺̹̞̙̪̘̭͕ͮ̎ͧ̀̿ͧͦͨ̒̄̒́ͬͥ̎m̳̙̰̳͔͚̱̗̟̲̪̻͚̲͕͎̦͙̙̂͋̈̆ͧ̂ͬͧ̓̆̂ͤ̈́̌͆ͯ͒̚i̗̜̻̤̞̮̹͖̞̗̗̜̻̯͕̮̪̺̔ͫͮ̐̋ͤ̐̔͂̂ͨ̂ͦͫ͋́͊̒ĕ̯͓̤̟̼͖̭̳̠͌̆͐s͍̤̙̲͎̹̗̪̟͔̺̟͊ͤ́̽̐ͯ̒͐̔̃̏̅̆̑ͧ they C͗͊ͦͥ̃ͨ͏̱̠̯͎͔͕̮̟͟O̧̬ͮͩM̩̰̼͖̪̲̪͉͊͊Ȅ̶̡̛̼̻̣̹͉̹̰̦̃͗͛̽ͫ ͇͕̰̞͈̅̆̓̊̓͑ͫḨ̪̣͙̬̣ͦ͌̈́̔ͩ̍̐̌E̡̋̓ͩ͏͕̹̬̻ ̝̼̫̹͕͙͇͇̈̈́̾̏̿̔̅͠Ç͙͇̣̉͌Ō͙̳̲̮͖̖̫̫͗ͣ̈ͣ͐ͫ͞M̸̡̪͖̹̥̞ͤE̜̳͍̫̘ͨͅS̠̜̟͔̮̯͒̀́ the skeletons then plunged their BONES into the virg̷̶̥̘̬̹̜̪͇͖̔̅̓ͥͩ̎͒ͤ̽i̴̫̗͇͇̠̜͉̦̽̿ͮn̞̳̩̒ͯͣ́ͅ ͖̩̮̻̘̙͙͋̄̚͢s̟̮̳͚̹̥̐ͦͩ̅͒͢k̸̼̰̲̭̞͎̥̫̆ͫ̉͘ͅe̓̍ͨͨͧͧ͊͞͏̪̜̭̱̪̞ḷ̴̛̳͒ͫ͑̇͑̌̐́̚ę͓̣̩̼̣͈̺̖̂̈́ͨ͛t̷̳͎͙̺ͬ͒o͙ͥ̓̔̌̈̑̎͞ͅn̸̩̠͙̳̋ͩ͂ ̴̢̙̳͓͇̺̬͎̖̓̓̚̕f̵̥͕ͫ̈̐̋̊͢o͈̲͍͈̩̩̹ͩͧͧͪ̔̑͋ͪ͝r̨̡̦͇͙̯͈̜̦̹ͧ͐̽̓͐́ ̫̻͈̈́͗̽ͩ̆ͭ̏t̵̡̳̗͔̖̺̗̳ͮͧͬ͊̀HE SKEsetse fly-covered s̵̭͕̙̺͎ḱ̖͎̻̳̘ḛ͚̻̖̗͞l̵̡̞̀e̵̻̝͖ͅt̢̛͔̠̞̫̥o͓̖̲̰̝ń̺̜͍̱̣̺s̺̜͇͈͈͢ ̴͈̰͎̼͙̦̩̯͝C͝͏̸̱O̫̻̝͓͡M̞̘Í͖̦͍͜Ņ̤͔̦̕G̭̝̻̜ ̬̠͠H͕̰E͇͙ ̡͇́͡C̴͎̣̱̻͟O̶̢̗͖̼͕M̰E̢̳̪̜̦̫S̖͇̞̲̳̦͝ ̰̹͈̟̩́͡T͏̲̯͈̯̪̱̭͖́̕H̪͍͇͠ͅE͏͉̮̠͖̰̙͇͓́́ ̰̭̪D̶̨̬͙̫͔̙̘̗̤E̵̱̫̥͝Á̰̭̙̺͘D̠̞͔̖̙̜͎͘͝ ҉͓̳͕͎̞͉̩͙̘͞Ṣ̗͉͈̣̬̻͕͜͜Ķ̶̦̱͙͙͈̞̰̩̲͡E͏̲͙L̜̩̟̩̱̲E̡̗̙̪̤̰̬͖̪͘T̝͕̺͖́̕Ǫ̛̬̬̞̟N͏̺̗͈̱̣̬ͅ ̢̳̟̼̩͍͘K̡̟̫͔͇ING HE CO͗̃̇̃҉̢͙̣̲͉̙͡͞M̴̛̖̜͉̜͉͔̫̪̺̠̦̟̤̟̤̩̞ͤͫ̐̊̌ͯ̽̀̉ͮ̇̈̈́͆̅ͯ͋̂͡ͅE̓̑͆͊̂҉̸̶̨̼̬̰̟͓̼̜̟̬͙̻͇̩͍̳͉S̵̡̪͎̹̘͓͓̩̙̗̒̽̎ͫ͢͞ͅ ̸̧͔͕̣̯̳̜̮͈̬͈̼̼͖ͤ͂ͯ̔ͨ̾͊͆ͩ͡͠
 

JagermanXcell

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lacktheknack said:
they're invading

the skeletons are coming

the reddit mods are skeletons

the escapist mods are skeletons

the escapist users are skeletons
Cut the crap dude, Taco is spouting story book nonsense. Everyone knows skeletons don't exist...
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Oh god, HOLY SHIT ONE'S IN MY HOUSE. THEY'RE INFILTRATING THE USERS.


GET IT OFF THE WILD RIDE, GET IT OOOOOFF.
 

Artemicion

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Soviet Heavy said:

Skeletons will fuck you up, man.
Glad to see another subscriber. The latest edition just came in the mail today.
God. Skeletons, man.
 

giles

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This thread inspired me to eat a protein bar and start my workout early in the morning even though I came back late from a brutal track training last night.

Thanks, I guess :/
 

Little Woodsman

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Evil Moo said:

Skeletons are pretty sexy though. Just look at those moves.
I've seen this video before and I find it very disturbing.

Because those are (probably) male skeletons....

(You can tell by the shape of the pelvis...)
 

FPLOON

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No... I just won't submit to the Skeleton uprising... Unless I see some bones tweaking... Then, I may reconsider...
(Key word is may, by the way...)

Other that that, I have no bone to pick with them Skeletons to begin with, anyway...
 

sky14kemea

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HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha



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[b]Get 'em, boys![/b]

There is no escape from the Skeleton War. You are all now enlisted.

Thank mr skeltal.
 

Zombie_Fish

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The Rogue Wolf said:
I'm notifying the Mods about all the nude people that you lot are posting in this thread.

I mean, look how nude they are. Not even any skin or musculature or organs! You don't get more nude than that!
Don't notify them! It's a trap! The moderators are skeletons!

 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Zombie_Fish said:
The Rogue Wolf said:
I'm notifying the Mods about all the nude people that you lot are posting in this thread.

I mean, look how nude they are. Not even any skin or musculature or organs! You don't get more nude than that!
Don't notify them! It's a trap! The moderators are skeletons!



This is the only known image of [user]TopazFusion[/user]. The person who took this picture died shortly afterwards.[/spoiler][/quote]

FOOL!

By sharing that picture, anyone who looks at it will become skeleton!

[spoiler=Dammit][img]https://wuguenterprises.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/skeleton.jpg

Now I need new clothes. I seem to have lost a lot of weight.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Redlin5 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
The Rogue Wolf said:
I'm notifying the Mods about all the nude people that you lot are posting in this thread.

I mean, look how nude they are. Not even any skin or musculature or organs! You don't get more nude than that!
Don't notify them! It's a trap! The moderators are skeletons!



This is the only known image of [user]TopazFusion[/user]. The person who took this picture died shortly afterwards.[/spoiler][/quote]

FOOL!

By sharing that picture, anyone who looks at it will become skeleton!

[spoiler=Dammit][img]https://wuguenterprises.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/skeleton.jpg

Now I need new clothes. I seem to have lost a lot of weight.
But I saw the pic too.

Can zombies become skeletons?
 

Headsprouter

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I'm part skeleton.



I imagine it's bone down on the lower leg and feet areas, too.

There's a little bit of skeleton in all of us.

 

freaper

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[a href=http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e38/Novuso/Vindictus/SlowPokeSkeleton_zps9b37edc2.jpg]Breaking news![/a] My sources tell me [a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeleton_%28sport%29]skeletons[/a] have been infiltrating our Winter Olympics since 1928! We have to warn Canada!
 

Mr.Mattress

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You know what's scarier then Skeletons invading your home? It's when they invade your car.



Apparently they drink Oil, so they take your car and break it open to get that oil.

Be cautious when you get into your car tonight, guys...

... The Skeletons might be in there...
 

Teoes

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Mr.Mattress said:
You know what's scarier then Skeletons invading your home? It's when they invade your car.



Apparently they drink Oil, so they take your car and break it open to get that oil.

Be cautious when you get into your car tonight, guys...

... The Skeletons might be in there...
At least that's only one skeleton. I'm about to get the train home - the carriage will be full of 'em.
*shudder*
 
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For a thread about skeletons this place has a depressing lack of Perfecto Allstarz.


Go, glorious mid-90's CGI skeletons! LIVE! Mount your trumpets and RIDE!!!