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Jark212

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Trivun said:
RRH: Wolf replaced by psycho sadistic lesbian called Luna. Red is a goth. Luna seduces her then murders her grandmother. Red responds by chopping up Luna into tiny pieces and burning them on a fire. Red gets carted off at end to loony bin by police.

H&G: Hansel and Gretel's mother decides to kill kids to claim life insurance. Dad takes them to woods and gives them money to live because he can't bear to kill them. Sadistic and borderline psychotic Gretel manipulates brother into following her home to get revenge on their mother. Along the way they meet a kind woman (the 'witch') who Gretel subsequently murders so the siblings can take her food and use her house as shelter. They go home and Gretel manipulates her mother into killing her dad and brother. She then murders her mother and escapes as the police arrive. Oh, and did I mention that Gretel has a barely concealed lust for her brother to the point she tries to seduce him after killing the woman?


Yeah, I have a sick and twisted imagination...
I like the way you think...

You should start writing short stories, I'd read them...
 

Ultracake

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My brain hurts when I think.
Physically impossible. Both portals are supposed to be the same size, So are the boards. Ergo they wouldn't fit inside each other. No paradox. Also it's impossible to make portals on physically movable props according to the source engine


A portal inside a portal will, if you decide to walk into it. Slice you in half, Your half's will fall back in, get quartered, And so on till you are mush. Assuming the edges of the portals are sharp. If they aren't you'll just get pulverized before struggling out

It's simple, like billiards


I win.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Hoppetussa said:


My brain hurts when I think.
The molecular structure of the blue portal table would become unstable and implode, not a universe shattering implosion, but perhaps one strong enough to make a small tear between dimensions.
 

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My brain hurts when I think.
While that is, indeed, initially brain shattering, there's a very simple answer that was addressed in the game itself. Portals do not stay on moving objects. If the object a portal was placed on is moved, the portal disappears. There ya go, crisis averted.

OT: What was that one idea of mine... oh, I remember now!

The idea that nothing is real unless it is present to me. Anything outside of my view doesn't exist. In this way, everyone I meet is actually an expression of me, of a side of me deep in my subconscious. Upon realizing such a fact, you'd think I could become a God, but my subconscious keeps that from happening, as does it keep people from believing this tidbit as it restricts other peoples' minds due to their minds really just being sprung out of my own.

Basically, nothing is real except what is around me making me the only actual person alive. It makes sense, and yet it doesn't!
 

Trivun

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Jark212 said:
Trivun said:
RRH: Wolf replaced by psycho sadistic lesbian called Luna. Red is a goth. Luna seduces her then murders her grandmother. Red responds by chopping up Luna into tiny pieces and burning them on a fire. Red gets carted off at end to loony bin by police.

H&G: Hansel and Gretel's mother decides to kill kids to claim life insurance. Dad takes them to woods and gives them money to live because he can't bear to kill them. Sadistic and borderline psychotic Gretel manipulates brother into following her home to get revenge on their mother. Along the way they meet a kind woman (the 'witch') who Gretel subsequently murders so the siblings can take her food and use her house as shelter. They go home and Gretel manipulates her mother into killing her dad and brother. She then murders her mother and escapes as the police arrive. Oh, and did I mention that Gretel has a barely concealed lust for her brother to the point she tries to seduce him after killing the woman?


Yeah, I have a sick and twisted imagination...
I like the way you think...

You should start writing short stories, I'd read them...
I already do write them, the Red Riding Hood one is one I've already written and the Hansel and Gretel one is my next project. I provided the link in my first post, but here it is if you didn't spot it:

http://trivun.deviantart.com/

All my stories so far are on that site :).
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Trivun said:
Yeah, I have a sick and twisted imagination...
Your versions are much more fun.

And mine is, if you have sex with a pregnant woman, does that mean you are doing it with two at once and are a pedo?
 

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My brain hurts when I think.
GOOD GRIEF, MY BRAIN!

OT: When you think about it: it's impossible to change ANYTHING in the past, because, as of where you stand in the present, the past has already occured. If you were to travel back to that period in time, you are IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME, and you ALWAYS WERE, BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE WHEN THAT PERIOD OCCURED

Therefore, you cannot kill your grandfather or anything like that, because, unless he died ON THAT DAY by your hands, it didn't/dosen't happen
 

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Hoppetussa said:


My brain hurts when I think.
This can not happen as the portals are the same size.
so, if one portal is small enough to fit on a table, the therefore larger table can not fit through the other.
 
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I have this plot to take over the world.

It is perfectly planned out and resembles the ideas for the third reich.

I just have to become a lovecraftian diety before I can enact it.

I spend every waking hour thinking about it.
 

Trivun

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Jedamethis said:
Trivun said:
Jedamethis said:
Trivun said:
D:

Dun want to go to Escapism no more!
Don't worry, you're safe as long as you don't bring a pen ;)
What about a pencil?
I never go anywhere without a pen...

I make no sense...
A pencil is fine... but do you dare risk it? I may be lying to get you to bring one, that I can use to write down even more sick stories... I guess you'll just have to risk it if you want to find out ;)

[small]MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!![/small]
 

Jedamethis

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Trivun said:
Jedamethis said:
Trivun said:
Jedamethis said:
Trivun said:
D:

Dun want to go to Escapism no more!
Don't worry, you're safe as long as you don't bring a pen ;)
What about a pencil?
I never go anywhere without a pen...

I make no sense...
A pencil is fine... but do you dare risk it? I may be lying to get you to bring one, that I can use to write down even more sick stories... I guess you'll just have to risk it if you want to find out ;)

[small]MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!![/small]
Hmmmm...
*decides to bring pen with spikes on*
 

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Gilbert Munch said:
You know what 'those' ideas are. They are the ideas that start off as nothing more than a whim, a flight of fancy. Then, you think about them some more. They start to make more sense, and soon they become all-consuming wells of consciousness that devour every second in their pure brilliance...

Wait -- what was I talking about again? Oh yes, ideas. Post some of these crazy ideas that may make more sense than they first appeared. I'll get the ball rolling:

1) If I jumped off the Eiffel Tower, and there was nothing to break my fall but a very large foam pit, I would survive. True, or false?

2) If I were to keep licking a wall, after a long time I will have been able to lick my way through it due to erosion. Yes, or no?
1) I guess. Only one way to find out...

2) Due to the time period involved, there's more chance of your atoms and those of the wall fusing, causing your tongue to become part of the wall. And if there's more of a chance of that happening I wouldn't bother. Your tongue's much softer and less persistent than the wall, so your tongue would erode first. Sorry.
 

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If I were to make a pistol that fired those HUGE bullets from fighter jet machine guns, would it blow my arm off?
 

Ranooth

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Furburt said:
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Furburt said:
Well, I had this crazy idea of inviting Hubilub to my house as a joke.

Then he agreed, then his parents and my parents agreed.

Now he's coming over this summer. I still can't figure out if everyone's joking.
Wait - are you for real? o.o If so, then awesome
Yes, soon there will be videos of the 5'8 Irishman with the dope smoking penchant and the 6'6 Viking in THE SAME ROOM!
BEST.IDEA.FOR.A.SHOW.EVER!!
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Gilbert Munch said:
1) If I jumped off the Eiffel Tower, and there was nothing to break my fall but a very large foam pit, I would survive. True, or false?
You might. There was a guy in france this week who fell 80 feet off a frozen waterfall and came away with only a broken ankle
Naw, that was Thor, Norse God and occasional performer of insane stunts.
 

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GrinningManiac said:
OT: When you think about it: it's impossible to change ANYTHING in the past, because, as of where you stand in the present, the past has already occured. If you were to travel back to that period in time, you are IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME, and you ALWAYS WERE, BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE WHEN THAT PERIOD OCCURED

Therefore, you cannot kill your grandfather or anything like that, because, unless he died ON THAT DAY by your hands, it didn't/dosen't happen
Good 'ol time travel, massivly confusing yet wonderful at the same time.

There's also the possibility that, for example, you go back in time to kill Jesus. However upon killing him he would be erased from history meaning that your future self would have no reason to go back and kill him. Scientists call this anamoly Shit has hit the Time.
 

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Ultracake said:
Hoppetussa said:


My brain hurts when I think.
Physically impossible. Both portals are supposed to be the same size, So are the boards. Ergo they wouldn't fit inside each other. No paradox. Also it's impossible to make portals on physically movable props according to the source engine


A portal inside a portal will, if you decide to walk into it. Slice you in half, Your half's will fall back in, get quartered, And so on till you are mush. Assuming the edges of the portals are sharp. If they aren't you'll just get pulverized before struggling out

It's simple, like billiards


I win.
Golden Star for you!!!!!!!!!! Seriously though, good thinking!
On subject, how far do you go before you know you've gone too far?