Those Things You Can Count On Here

[BarbaricGoose]

So in this current patch, (in which Riot nerfed everything possible) TriForce is fucking broken and there's a shift towards picking/banning naturally high mobility Champions. Every single bruiser and carry who TriForce was good on (Irelia, Jax, Corki, Ezreal for only a few example) has seen a HUGE resurgence in popularity. Vayne is Permabanned (for a good fucking goddamn reason too) and it's looking like Ahri and maybe Ezreal is going to go same way. Still not sure if I like this or not but hey, at least it's moved away from the League of Bruisers. I used to build TriForce on everyone I could get away with in Season 2 anyway, best item EU. Speaking of EU, the EUW servers went down today for a few hours. Good to see you've returned to the status quo Riot, well done.

In another update Persona 4 is confirmed as still the best game in existence.

I haven't played in about 8 months (My green ribbon's probably gone by now), but Vayne's permabanned? That sucks. She & Graves were my main carries. If my internet connection wasn't a piece of shit, I'd get back into it. I was just starting to get good at Zed. I could reliably murder top and I was working on my mid skills. Now I'm sad.

Anyway, on topic... you can count on no one recognizing BarbaricGoose.

 

[Doclector]

See that clusterfuck that is the latest Critical Miss comments section?

Yeah.

I counted on that.

¬_¬

I was feeling optimistic and hoping that wouldn't erupt in unholy flame war. Seriously even I took that joke, and I'm not only an asshole, but any criticisms of hopeless permavirgins tend to hit as close to home as my wheelie bins.

You can count on, actually, I'm not sure what I can count on. I can count on someone making a case that equality between genders/races/disabilities/etc is somehow not a good thing, I guess? Honestly, the escapist only tends to set trends so that at some point, some thread comes along and throws a curveball, smacking me in the face with complete and utter insanity of varieties good and bad.

Erm...You can count on Doclector being a miserable git?

 

[The Wykydtron]

In another update Persona 4 is confirmed as still the best game in existence.

With the gameplay adjustments made in the portable version, I think Persona 3 is a contender. Although, to be fair, most of the adjustments came from Atlus's experience with Persona 4, so maybe it doesn't count. Either way, I definitely think that Persona 3 wins in the soundtrack department by leaps and bounds.

I haven't played LoL for a while. Does this update to the Trinity Force mean that I can kick even more ass with Volibear? If so, I'll have to find the time to get back into it.

It would work on Voli, the whole thing with the new Trinity is that instead of giving you a small percentage chance of a slow, each attack you land on anything gives you +20 movespeed, +60 if you killed it. It refreshes per attack and with the cooldown reduction and base movespeed increase on the item itself, anyone with mobility is fucking silly. Anyone who had trouble chasing before is laughing.

Multiply it by Ezreal and congrats, Mystic Shot is now a heavy damage speed buff on fuck all cooldown.

 

[Colour Scientist]

You can count on The Scary Thread to be necro'd on a fairly regular basis.

I don't think that counts as a standard necro.
That thread has been around longer than most regular users!
It's a staple of OT.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

That it won't be classy as fuck until Blunderboy gets involved.

Also you can count on someone disagreeing with every damn thing you say.

I hearby declare my disagreence with what you said (^_^) You can always count on daystar clarion

I dunno man, I've only got 10 fingers and 10 toes, once you get past that mark, it's gonna get more difficult to count on me.

Nonsense! We can just get a knife and etch in tallies on you. You're ok with that, right?

 

[Josh123914]

1] You can count on Mass Effect 3 and *that ending* to derail any thread.

2] You can count on every popular thread to be derailed unless a small taskforce of frequent posters never take their eye off the thread.

3] You can count on most people's reactions on the site when seeing a controversial topic thread to be:

4] You can count on advertisement bots to strike at any time, and at any place.

5]You can count on the same couple people in every one of #3's threads to get into a heated debate with one another, some how thinking that they can change each other's minds on the topic/

6] You can count on gifs and memes to lighten any dark thread.

7] You can count on a 6 word sentence attached to any gif or image to save you from a low content post hit.

8] You can count on Brand New Vanish Oxy Action Stain remover to clean out any grime or stain.*

*8.1] You can count on mods to misjudge a joke and permaban someone out of context.
*8.11] Please don't ban me.


9] You can count on me to post ~ once every fortnight, and when I do I completely kill any momentum or life the thread had previously.

10] You know that you've necro'd a thread when the post above yours is mine (see: #9) and 40% of the time it was from me trying and failing to kickstart it previously.

 

[Josh123914]

*checks watch*..... yep, looks like #9 happened again........ I really should get another account.
This one might be cursed......

 

[game-lover]

LOL...


I was going to say you could count on Daystar Clarion mentioning his very long relationship with his girlfriend whenever some jaded person comes along and disparages relationships and shit... But I just remembered that they broke up recently. Which is sad and now I'm sad for him.

Um... actually, I've got nothing.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

and still no mention of a certain taco powered user...

Brings a teat to my every time...

OT: I can always count on people here being helpful

And not eating babies (some of you, I dunno...)

 

[superpandasauras]

You can always count on at least 3 people to say "Didn't we just have this thread" in every thread.
You can always count on Daystar being awsome.
Finally, you can always count on me to worship the Kingdom Hearts series.

 

[RedDeadFred]

You can count on The Scary Thread to be necro'd on a fairly regular basis.

I don't think that counts as a standard necro.
That thread has been around longer than most regular users!
It's a staple of OT.

Oh believe me, I meant necro'd in the best possible way. It's more of a regularly updated archive of scary stuff than an actual thread now.

 

[PrimitiveJudge]

People who will jump the gun on a game or console that is at least 5 - 7 months of it's release and talk shit. I can always count on those (people) to judge a book by it's cover.

 

[IceForce]

You Can Count On People Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word In Their Thread Title When They Don't Need To.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Brings a teat to my every time...

That is a magnificent sentence.
I really hope that was a mistake.

 

[BQE]

Awww, how adorable. A thread about tenure and those clamoring for validation of the same. On the subject, I can say that I count Legion, Zhukov and even j-e-f-f-e-r-s among some of the people who post the most saliant points.

I just hate how you can count on this forum to post a hundred different times about the same topic. (GTAV)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Brings a teat to my every time...

That is a magnificent sentence.
I really hope that was a mistake.

I could blame auto-correct... But it wasn't that >.<

I wish that was true, then I'd have like... some teats