Thoughts on Britian?

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Inverse Skies

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I'd like to visit the UK, and you guys make some amazing comedy shows, but I can't really say much as I haven't been there. Give me a few years to go over and I'll let you know!
 

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BonsaiK said:
I'm Australian.

I don't think about Britain much. Unlikely that I'll ever go there unless someone else pays for it, because I kinda of prefer the hot weather where I am. Although I think girls with English accents are kind of hot, so maybe if I ran into enough money I'd go during the Australian winter...
and they still managed to p*** of the americans lol


i love the beatles

Edit: ignore this i replyed to the wrong comment
 

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True-Asmodeus said:
Britain is shit, and all the people I see saying "british accent" I want to hit. HARD! FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN... wait 3 the uk is 4... or is it the other way around... pah it's confusing anyway!!!! FOUR BLOODY ACCENTS!!!! YOU MEAN ENGLAND!!!! The crapest country in britain btw. Scotland is the best, best accent, best people (hello we have invented the best of things, tv, telephone, anaethetic, radar, bank of england, the bike and it was US that MADE BRITAIN!!!!) then Northern Ireland (or cousins XP) and Wales.

now enough of my rant. Love my country, I am Scottish not British.
before britain the us was full of native americans (not saying its a bad thing)

the british pillgrims (yes british thats pillgrims from england, scotland, wales and ireland) moved there and settled, eventually the pilgrims called it there land and made it there own becoming the first americans.....naturally king george didnt like this and thats where the red coats came in


anyway scotland is an awesome country....im half scottish and half english the best combo lol
 

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Tea, fish and chips, meat potato pie, sunday rost, Train spotting (the film), Our rock music, our punk music, local pubs. History and the variety of culture. Our football fans will fight tooth and nail with each other but when it comes to getting a burger from the takeaway there will polity line up with each other. Rain Rain Rain. Our comedy, we take the piss out of our selfs more then anyone else. Irish abillity to drink, scotish abillity to deepfry everything. These are the things i like about GB.

Londen is like going to a diffrent countery, i hate the place i hate the peolpe there.
 

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My thought on Britain is that Gordon Brown needs to GTFO as soon as possible, Britain itself is pretty great though
 

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Well i'm Australia so without Britain i wouldn't exist. So thank you. And i appreciate the rivalry in rugby and Cricket (though i don't appreciate Ricky Ponting keeping the captaincy, how do you loose the ashes more then once!). And i think the accents are hilarious! So is the fact that us convicts can beat you at your own sports, next it will be soccer.

Unfortunately i have also encountered a great deal of arrogance and racism towards Germany (and i'm half German too) in British people I've met which sucks. But i have NEVER met a Scottish or Irish person that i haven't liked (though i know someone who met an VERY distasteful Irish bloke).
 

elgenx

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the fact that britain consist of a great lots of nordic genes makes it great:D
 

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Kirahazard said:
Well, most "British Stereotypes" are in fact English stereotypes, if we wanted to incorporate the whole of Britain it'd be:

Haggis eating, Sheep fornicating, tea drinking, boozing, kilt wearing, chip eating, angry, violent, insane, gay hooligans.

Edit: I'm Scottish by the way and the term "British Accent" pisses me off.
I'm welsh so i protest. We also hate Britsh Accent
OT: I like Britain, we aren't all yobs and thugs, carrying knives thrying to mug everyone the same way that everyone in Iraq is not members of the Taliban.
 

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MattRooney06 said:
before britain the us was full of native americans
did you read the US as the U.S.? I ment us as in Scotland, James VI uniting Scotland, Wales and England after... Elizabeth I I think it was died.

Doug said:
True-Asmodeus said:
Britain is shit, and all the people I see saying "british accent" I want to hit. HARD! FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN... wait 3 the uk is 4... or is it the other way around... pah it's confusing anyway!!!! FOUR BLOODY ACCENTS!!!! YOU MEAN ENGLAND!!!! The crapest country in britain btw. Scotland is the best, best accent, best people (hello we have invented the best of things, tv, telephone, anaethetic, radar, bank of england, the bike and it was US that MADE BRITAIN!!!!) then Northern Ireland (or cousins XP) and Wales.

now enough of my rant. Love my country, I am Scottish not British.
Also, Scotland has the highest alcoholism rate and heart disease (also, the inventers of the Deep Fried Mars Bar and the Deep Fried Pizza - no, I'm not joking American readers).

As for 'making Britain', I'm pretty sure that was English Imperialism, and the fact that the national economy of Scotland ended up being bankrupted by a scam, ledding it to let us English 'buying it out'.

Anywho, I am in fact half-Scottish.
Again see the James VI comment. English people tend to forget the first king of Britain was Scottish. And fyi to everyone the whole deep fried mars bars/pizzas are really unhealthy is complete bull.
 

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Knife crime, drunkards, bad attitudes, bad diets, endless dole queues.

On the plus side we've given the world THE best bands. End. Of. Story.
 

Dr Namgge

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it is unhealthy, Deep fried anything is unhealthy, as it makes it fatty, and mars bars are not halthy at all. Sure, you'd be fine if you ate one a day, assuming you got the rest of your relevant nutrients, but eating loads of them as well as the average diet would be very bad for you.

But then, in excess, everything is bad for you, even too many greens.
 

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Well if u think Britain is cold come to Rio de Janeiro/ Brazil, it is always hot, women dont wear much cloth, peple are nice, lot of beachs the biggest problem is the violency in some places. 17ºC is cold here.
 

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Yeah yeah, the motherland is all well and good, I'm sure (actually, I love the idea of more days of rain than sun), but for f***s sake, deal with the royal family already. That little punk william has just told us he's planning to visit, and gawds only know how much that trip is gonna cost us taxpayers, especially seein' as how we're doing it kinda tough at the moment.

I don't know how stuff works over there, but tell the little bastard to pay his own way, would ya? We're too busy working out whether food or electricity is more important this week.
 

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arc101 said:
Kirahazard said:
Well, most "British Stereotypes" are in fact English stereotypes, if we wanted to incorporate the whole of Britain it'd be:

Haggis eating, Sheep fornicating, tea drinking, boozing, kilt wearing, chip eating, angry, violent, insane, gay hooligans.

Edit: I'm Scottish by the way and the term "British Accent" pisses me off.
I'm welsh so i protest. We also hate Britsh Accent
OT: I like Britain, we aren't all yobs and thugs, carrying knives thrying to mug everyone the same way that everyone in Iraq is not members of the Taliban.
Im with you to m8 (im from Wales too) i just hate it when a yank says
"o u got a British accent its so cute"
i feel like nocking then for six.
Also i find most people are freindly and mostly say thanks if i hold the door open for them or let them out in traffic. (even in "rugh arias")
Hell ive had some good coversations with compleate stranger while ive been wating ques

Edit: but of cause you get arse holes as you do every where
 

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True-Asmodeus said:
MattRooney06 said:
before britain the us was full of native americans
did you read the US as the U.S.? I ment us as in Scotland, James VI uniting Scotland, Wales and England after... Elizabeth I I think it was died.

Doug said:
True-Asmodeus said:
Britain is shit, and all the people I see saying "british accent" I want to hit. HARD! FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN... wait 3 the uk is 4... or is it the other way around... pah it's confusing anyway!!!! FOUR BLOODY ACCENTS!!!! YOU MEAN ENGLAND!!!! The crapest country in britain btw. Scotland is the best, best accent, best people (hello we have invented the best of things, tv, telephone, anaethetic, radar, bank of england, the bike and it was US that MADE BRITAIN!!!!) then Northern Ireland (or cousins XP) and Wales.

now enough of my rant. Love my country, I am Scottish not British.
Also, Scotland has the highest alcoholism rate and heart disease (also, the inventers of the Deep Fried Mars Bar and the Deep Fried Pizza - no, I'm not joking American readers).

As for 'making Britain', I'm pretty sure that was English Imperialism, and the fact that the national economy of Scotland ended up being bankrupted by a scam, ledding it to let us English 'buying it out'.

Anywho, I am in fact half-Scottish.
Again see the James VI comment. English people tend to forget the first king of Britain was Scottish. And fyi to everyone the whole deep fried mars bars/pizzas are really unhealthy is complete bull.
ok my bad sorry bout that
 

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I'm Australian and the only thing I like about britian is top gear and aston martin. Other then that I think nothing of britian.
 

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YoUnG205 said:
I am British and I like to think that I am patriotic, so i was just wondering how do you feel about britain and it's people? what are you're feelings on British stereotypes?
To be completely frank I've always believed them to be stuck up in their patriotism, sort of the way many Americans can be too, but I've always been open minded so I realize this doesn't apply to all British, if even a majority.
 

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True-Asmodeus said:
MattRooney06 said:
before britain the us was full of native americans
did you read the US as the U.S.? I ment us as in Scotland, James VI uniting Scotland, Wales and England after... Elizabeth I I think it was died.

Doug said:
True-Asmodeus said:
Britain is shit, and all the people I see saying "british accent" I want to hit. HARD! FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN... wait 3 the uk is 4... or is it the other way around... pah it's confusing anyway!!!! FOUR BLOODY ACCENTS!!!! YOU MEAN ENGLAND!!!! The crapest country in britain btw. Scotland is the best, best accent, best people (hello we have invented the best of things, tv, telephone, anaethetic, radar, bank of england, the bike and it was US that MADE BRITAIN!!!!) then Northern Ireland (or cousins XP) and Wales.

now enough of my rant. Love my country, I am Scottish not British.
Also, Scotland has the highest alcoholism rate and heart disease (also, the inventers of the Deep Fried Mars Bar and the Deep Fried Pizza - no, I'm not joking American readers).

As for 'making Britain', I'm pretty sure that was English Imperialism, and the fact that the national economy of Scotland ended up being bankrupted by a scam, ledding it to let us English 'buying it out'.

Anywho, I am in fact half-Scottish.
Again see the James VI comment. English people tend to forget the first king of Britain was Scottish. And fyi to everyone the whole deep fried mars bars/pizzas are really unhealthy is complete bull.
They are unhealthy it's deep fried battered chocolate it's probably about 3000 calories in one bar, we just care less!

OT: Britain is a nanny state, somethings I see that enrage me, lollypop men at traffic lights? The scum are given homes next to nice eldery people to terrorise,

I sometimes enjoy Britain though, only for our witty comedy and spiffing chaps :D