Three gold coins

[Paksenarrion]

1. Ring of Sustenance
2. Ring of Universal Energy Immunity
3. Armor of the Celestial Battalion

 

[InnerRebellion]

1. An infinite source of dark chocolate.
2. An obsidian switchblade (will serve no purpose, I just like holding pretty knives)
3. A flying monkey with bat wings.

 

[Jaded Scribe]

1. The Wynn Las Vegas (all your profits are belong to me!)
2. A fully functional Star Trek-esque holodeck (without the regular break downs causing holograms to run amok coinciding with sweeps >.>)
3. Hold on till my husband and I get our dream jobs and decide where to put our custom built dream house.

 

[Plurralbles]

can I pay for an entire 5 yeras college education with one?

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

A pip boy with all the in-game functions
A portal into fictional universes that I have complete control over

Then I'd save the last one for when I really needed it.

 

[Anezay]

1: Green Lantern ring.
The other two I'd save for a rainy day, although it would only be a matter of time until I decide to trade in one for an Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device.

 

[LogicNProportion]

1. The power to create gold coins.
2. Bag of Infinite Holding for all my gold coins.
3. PROFIT!!!

 

[kuyo]

Asgard, Midgard, and a space-army from the future.
Niflheim can go die somewhere

 

[Biosophilogical]

1. Keyblade, complete with Sora's full KH2 ability repertoire (forms, magic, combat abilities, gliding, etc)
2. Perfect shapeshifting (which means I effectively can have any 'innate superpower' ever, just by shapeshifting into a form that has it)
3. I'd save it as a gift, for when/if I fall completely in love with someone (give them shapeshifting abilities like mine).

 

[Hader]

How about, give all three to some more needy children?

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

1. Ring of Sustenance
2. Ring of Universal Energy Immunity
3. Armor of the Celestial Battalion

You win. Well played. I can't think of anything funnier than this.

Oh, and do Rings of Sustenance count as a diet?

 

[mr.mystery]

three gold coins in a fountain each one promising happiness....jeez those are the lyrics to a 70s song...

 

[Jfswift]

For three silver coins of course.

 

[Paksenarrion]

1. Ring of Sustenance
2. Ring of Universal Energy Immunity
3. Armor of the Celestial Battalion

You win. Well played. I can't think of anything funnier than this.

Oh, and do Rings of Sustenance count as a diet?

It's not so much a diet as an ideal supplement.

Wait a minute...what do you mean "funny"? Like I'm some kind of clown? I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

1. The Starship Enterprise D
2. Grey Knights Terminator armour (storm bolter and nemesis force weapon come with it, check the history )
3.Indiana Jones' Hat

 

[bulbasaur765]

Then it'll be one flak vest, one police baton, and the third one would be a Tengu mask

 

[Athol]

1. A winning lottery ticket
2. & 3. go in a safty deposit box for later

 

[ilspooner]

The first one, a hellva lot of gold. Sell it all, get tons of money. Next, I would get a really big fancy house, with pools and spas and such. And get that really fast internet line in Kansas that they are building. >

 

[Wintermoot]

1. FO3,s Chinese stealth suit (invisibility)
2. a Zaku II (humongous mech)including the manual
3. a bag with infinite space (it stretches when needed but doesnt become bigger on the outside)

 

[Zeema]

The Portal Gun
Item that lets me shapeshift
and Lastly a Crossbow with infinite arrows