Throw Something Else Round 2

[Sleekgiant]

I saw this game on an old page and thought it'd be fun to restart it. Hopefully you won't get mad at me for doing this.

The rules of the game are simple: The above poster throws something at you, you react then throw something of your own.
I'll start:I throw a scone at the first poster.

 

[Randoms]

I eat it with ice cream

I throw a piano.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with Elton John(good riddance)

I throw Kratos

 

[TheStickman]

I block with Zeus.

I throw a brick.

 

[Randoms]

I block with house

I throw some Jizz Jiff

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with jelly

I throw a social life

 

[TheStickman]

I block with a hermit.

I throw a bike.

 

[CroMagnon]

I block with helmet. Saftey codes FTW!

I throw my voice. (lulz)

 

[Randoms]

I block with earmuffs

i throw my self-respect

 

[CroMagnon]

I block it with my massive ego.

I throw a punch (so much lulz)

 

[S.R.S.]

Below the belt man. ouch

I throw half-dozen eggs.

 

[oppp7]

I'll block them with the Sun and throw the Sun at you.

 

[Sam G]

I put in in a black box and deprive the world of heat forever, muahahaha.

I throw the original "Throw Something" thread at the next poster (fun story: this is actually the second time it's been revived; more accurately, this is a revival of my revival of the original thread)

 

[Sleekgiant]

I put in in a black box and deprive the world of heat forever, muahahaha.

I throw the original "Throw Something" thread at the next poster (fun story: this is actually the second time it's been revived; more accurately, this is a revival of my revival of the original thread)

Block with my revival of thread( It looks fun)

Throw Master Chief