Throw Something Else!

[Azraellod]

I colour it in to look like a piece of watermelon instead.

I throw some cherries at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I let them fall on the ground and walk away.

I throw a kiwi (some person from New Zealand) at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

...I...what? It can be a bird or a fruit I think, but I've never heard of a kiwi being a person.

I throw confusion at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

AH. My mind is boggeled!! ?yhw

.retsop txen eht ta ginlleps sdrawkcab ym worht I

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I egdod ti, tub ma detceffa.

I throw regular text at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I read it normally. It bores me.

I throw a candle at the next poster.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I tie people up and let the wax drip on to them.

I throw a tombstone at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It breaks a couple of my bones.

I throw my agony at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I laugh sadistically at your pain.

I throw a spherical chicken at the next poster.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I catch it in my mouth and eat it.

I throw a loaf of bread at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I slice it up and make it into a bread sandwich due to a lack of other ingredients.

I throw a water balloon filled with bleach at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

AH!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!

I throw a random punch at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I duck and flip-kick you in the face.

I throw a soccer shoe at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I sign it, thus making it worthless.
[sup]meh[/sup]

I throw a spear at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I kill her by crushing her under the weight of a thousand pumpkins.

I throw a box of magnets at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

Oh no! The magnets are attracted to my braces and fly into my head, taking it clean off.

I throw a paper plane at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Yay. I can type Z again. I must celebrate.
[sup]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ[/sup]

I throw sleep sound effects at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I put it on like a superhero cape. Azraellod away!

I throw some lip balm at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I roll a saving throw and dodge it.

I DECLARE SHENANIGANS at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

What's this? You didn't actually throw anything, so your SHENANIGANS go unnoticed.

I throw the book at the next poster.