Throw Something Else!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it and check for any Mini Indiana Jones.

I throw Indiana Jones at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I steal his hat and run away.

I throw the Avatar of Khaine at the next poster.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I sidestep and ready my stance for the next attack

I throw a Midget at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I can't help but smile

I throw a smile at the next poster

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I avoid at all costs

I throw a Leprechaun at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I put him in my Terrarium and he becomes my new familiar.

I throw a black cat at the next poster.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I catch Tinker and put him down

I throw Canti at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I Google it.

I throw a Teddy Borg at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I upgrade it and throw it at the next guy. It's now rigged to explode.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I moved while you where fixing the bear.

I throw a distraction.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm successfully distracted

I throw viginity at the next poster

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I ignore it

I throw a sick Boomer.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I call Marcus to help me shoot it

I throw a grunt at the next poster

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I puch in face

I throw table at next poster

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I make it into a chart

Throw pure awesome

 

[oppp7]

I would absorb it, but that would imply I could get more awesome.
I throw a busta at the next guy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge, since I don't know what that is.

I throw a PS1 at the next poster.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I block with a N64

I throw nothing (reverse psychology, *****)

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I catch a death.

I throw some wonderful spam!

 

[Susano]

I would use Monty Python to turn it into humour, then make a hilarious video to use any time anyone spams the Escapist.

I throw a Disco Bandit at the next poster, hopefully stealing their stuff while they're distracted doing whatever it is you do at a disco these days.