Throw Something Else!

[Sam G]

I toss 'em all in a blender and turn the mixture into a McDonalds burger. Oh, shit, except for myself, of course.

I throw a suit of armour at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I melt it down into paper-clips.

I throw paper-clips at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I catch one, bend it into a long straight shape and poke Xandus's eyes out with it.

I throw a copy of "Crash of the Titans" at the next poster, after first spitting on it and using it to scrape some muck off the bottom of my shoe.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I implodes under it's mass suckiness, and the ashes get all over my clothes.

I throw this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKNt-GY1ww] at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I kick the song into the stratosphere. How did I do that, you ask? Why, it was as simple as throwing it.

I drive a train into the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I get horribly maimed, and furthermore the tracks electrocute me.

I throw the fork of truth [http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15] at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I poke Link in the Eye with it.

I throw a sack of radishes at the next poster.

 

[bcponpcp27]

I'll give to to my grandpa for food

I throw a bowling ball at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

The teddy bear grows claws and scratches at my face.

I throw a light bulb at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch it and get struck by lightening, causing it to explode.

I throw a burning tree at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hippies catch it before it hits me and try to nurse it back to health.

I throw said hippies at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I cleanse them from this earth with SEARING FLAME!

I throw a fake beard at the next poster.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

I use it to look older, buy alcohol, and drink myself into a drunken stupor.

I throw said drunken me at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kick you away and send you to rehab.

I throw a small house at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I let it land and then move in to it.

I throw Zombieland at the next poster.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I bring my list of 32 rules for Zombieland.

I throw China at the next user.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I get crushed.

I throw one of my broken bones at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I catch it and wrap it up in a pretty box so I'll have a Christmas present for sasquatch99.

I throw an aluminum can filled with cement at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it and see it hit the windshield of a hybrid vehicle.

I throw previously mentioned hybrid vehicle at the next poster.