Time for improvments

[willsham45]

Your a regular human. You hate humanity and wish to ascend your humanity to greatness. You just so happen to have an amazing willing plastic surgeon, or some sort of secret laboratory, or something along those lines.
You plan to turn yourself into a monster able to take over the world. How do you modify your body to do this.

 

[Marter]

I become like Alex Mercer. That should work nicely, shouldn't it?

I can now change my body into many different weapons, change myself into looking like anyone, and I have superhuman strength. That would be fun. ^_^

 

[willsham45]

I would have a giant hammer with all the required upgrades to use it to devastating effect and upgraded leg system to allow me to jump high into the air to being down my hammer with even greater force, with of cause the required enhancements to survive the impact.

Let the world quake in the presence of...urrrr THE HAMMERER... I always fall apart at the name.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Regenerating cells so I have regenerating health like all video game heroes, give myself a robotic arm that I can control the power of (so I can crush steel with the hand, but I can also do everyday stuff) and a robotic eye so I can target and observe things effectively.

Then I get to the building of my robotic army... mauahahahaahah!

 

[Griphphin]

I'd go with mind control myself, because that's got some pretty fun possibilities after world domination.

 

[Quaxar]

I become like Alex Mercer. That should work nicely, shouldn't it?

I can now change my body into many different weapons, change myself into looking like anyone, and I have superhuman strength. That would be fun. ^_^

Damn you, I wanted to be Alex too!
Mh... do green power rings given by the Oans count? If not I'll just settle for inhaling deuterium gases until I gain superspeed. I'm easy to satisfy.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd either want to be Alex Mercer or do something more customized.

I would want HUGE angelic wings, immortality (if you modify the lounges right, you can stop the aging process I heard) and be able to regenerate in a rapid rate.
I'd also want my bones to be reinforced with some hard fiber, so I wouldn't be able to explode into tiny bits.

...I'm not stretching as far as I should, but meh.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'd turn myself into the guy from the 'Old Spice' commercials.
i think i just won this debate.


SCRAP THAT. id turn myself into Old Spice Chuck Norris.
...woah.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Seeing as Alex Mercer is taken, I'd turn myself into a Xam'd I just finished watching the anime, its all i'm interested in right now.

Or if I could turn myself into the Hulk? That could work.

 

[Skorpyo]

I would bullet proof myself by having my skeleton encased in steel, my torso in laid with steel chain link, and my skin inlaid with kevlar.

Then I would don dark clothing, grab a gun and do battle for JUSTICE!

 

[Doclector]

I become like Alex Mercer. That should work nicely, shouldn't it?

I can now change my body into many different weapons, change myself into looking like anyone, and I have superhuman strength. That would be fun. ^_^

Of course, being a walking source of a deadly zombie contagion is one drawback...

I'd have dragon wings, regeneration, I'd breath fire, and have sharp claws at teeth.

Actually, throw in some rock music talent and you have...

 

[Jonluw]

I am not normally one to complain about minor typos in thread-titles, but with this setup I can't help myself:

Time to improve the title: It is written "improvements".

Sorry for sounding like a dick.

On topic:Robotic left arm, so that I am ambidextrous. Regenerating cells like that other guy said. Jumping high ability, just because it's cool.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Seeing as Alex Mercer is taken, I'd turn myself into a Xam'd I just finished watching the anime, its all i'm interested in right now.

Or if I could turn myself into the Hulk? That could work.

I found X'amd: Lost Memories quite irritating, at some points I was convinced that I missed an episode or two between Akiyuki and Haru reuniting (I think I might of, I was at an epidsode where Akiyuki was faceless and working for an elderly lady and the next ep he was reunited with Haru with his face in the city). Also I found the ending quite irritating and very sad plus I found it hard to believe that Haru and Akiyuki actually had feelings for each other.

But back to the point I would change myself so I appear normal most of the time but when I want to change I would grow 7" tall and become more angular aswell having superhuman strength, speed and senses (and rapid regeneration). I would be able to tap into these powers when I appear Human and I would have a Katana.

Katanas are cool.

 

[Crops]

By lack of creativity, but the surprise that this hasn't been said before, I'd do something like this.

Spoiler: Obvious cult reference is obvious

Never again shall I need to fold my pizza for the lack of cutting tools...

 

[MrNickster]

Overclock the brains ability to send electircal signals to ridiculous levels, to the point where large bolts of electricity are capable of emerging from fingertips and palms.

Replace all nerves with silver wire to increase reaction times

The body does not perform mitosis-stem cells 'sweat' onto any damaged area very quickly, creating a healing factor. Foreign bodys are removed by the rapidly forming tissue pushing it out of the body.

Reinforce skeleton with titanium and stainless steel mesh to better sustain injury, but still allow bone marrow to release red and white blood cells.

Skin has a layer of extremely tightly woven organic kevlar just beneath it.

 

[Blemontea]

if there was a limitation i would just give myself psychokinesis, if there wasn't i would just give myself limitless psychokinesis = flight, time stopping, telekinesis, telepathy, mind control, Mind travel, reality bending, and if i could add one more thing it would be the PK abilities from earthbound. I COULD RAISE HELL, HEAVEN AND PURGATORY have Chuck Norris round house kick it, Bruce Campbell shoot it, Megan Fox strip on it, smash it into a jar of marijuana and smoke it and place it all back without anybody knowing.