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If you had a time machine that had enough juice for two trips what would you do? If you end up making this timeline impossible through your actions in the past it won't matter as you are safely in the past and out of that timeline.

Me I would just nail some cavewomen to mess with the gene pool and create a perfect societey from my perfect DNA.
 

fluffylandmine

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Go into the near future, and the distant future.

Trip one to get the lotto numbers for the next few months/years.
Trip two to bring back superior technology and have a short go at conquering the world.
 

Jaxonu123

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i would go way way back in time (like 10000 BC)and take a time capsule or a box or something that doesn't open for 5000 years and then go forwards in time about 5500 years where they will worship me like a god. That would be sweeet!
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
I would.....go back in time and hang out with my five minute ago self.....sweet.
Maybe you're on to something there. I'd go back just a second, so in that timespace, there are two GammaChrises. My productivity levels would go through the roof!
 

fluffylandmine

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GammaChris said:
Bored Tomatoe said:
I would.....go back in time and hang out with my five minute ago self.....sweet.
Maybe you're on to something there. I'd go back just a second, so in that timespace, there are two GammaChrises. My productivity levels would go through the roof!
Since you get two trips I'd just have my myselfs do all the grunt work while I reap the benefits.
 

Souplex

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http://www.beaverandsteve.com/index.php?comic=277
Just thought it was a bit thematically appropriate.
 

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I would go back and kill myself as a child, it would be easy to make it look like an accident because I was always falling off of very high places...
 

Berethond

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I would go watch Miles Davis and Wynton Kelly. I think I would die.
Then go, say, 15 years in the future, check out my future, manipulate it to be awesome.
 

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I would go back and talk to my younger self and give him advice about what to do in life.
 

Souplex

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Im' shocked nobody has gone the stock market, compound intrest, gambling or inventing things before they were invented routes.
 

qbert4ever

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I would go about 20 years into the future so I could ask my future self about any mistakes I make. That way, I don't have to make them and instead make all-new mistakes that muck up my life even worse then the first time.

....Come to think about it, maybe I should just stay away from time machines. No good ever seems to come of them.
 

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qbert4ever said:
....Come to think about it, maybe I should just stay away from time machines. No good ever seems to come of them.
That's mostly because of the attitude of most people and writers and movie makers that fiction should portray our world as good. Most time-travel thingies, or wish-granting movies are always about realising that you have it pretty good. No one can ever, in mainstream fiction, manipulate reality into a better place. It always turns out for the worst. Even when time travel is the answer, it's usually to right a wrong caused by trying to manipulate reality, in one way or another.

And this is because we want to have it good. If time travel or granting wishes or omnipotence always solved everything, people would be pretty disappointed with the world they live in. They'd think it's pretty annoying that they can't time travel and fix everything, that they can't have their wish for millions of dollars granted, or whatever. Having fiction dictate that everything is alright, and everything is as it should be makes people more consent with their lives, and fits well with the big religions of the world, and their views that, even if some of us may not like it, have shaped our society in very big ways, and our perceptions.



Personally, I think it's all bullshit. Using a time machine to correct errors wouldn't screw everything up, if you were just careful about it. The problem is that it could easily go wrong, create a paradox, or become diluted. What if everyone had access to it, all the time? Everyone would be in a different time and change everything, and someone would screw up and blow us all up. If it was just me, or just you, or just him or just her, then it'd work. Sure. If it was all of us, then no. We'd be pretty much fucked.
 

Atak Cat

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Go to the Future and gather the technology needed to colonize Mars then return to Present day Mars and set up a city secretly and wait for a NASA rover to trundle along.
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
I would.....go back in time and hang out with my five minute ago self.....sweet.
I'd go back with myself, then take myself back with myself. The Escapist wont know what's hit it.