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Of course you can. It's just that once you've changed it, it's always been like that, so why the hell would you want to change it? So you don't change it, so it goes back to what you wanted to change in the first place, so you go back and change it, but not it's always *head explodes*

mmmmm... paradoxical...
 

Soulfein

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Actually, you can muck about with the past all you want. Everything you can do has already been done, so it works itself out in the end. The only thing you have to consider is that becoming your own father makes family reunions awkward.
 

Ultrajoe

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Soulfein said:
Actually, you can muck about with the past all you want. Everything you can do has already been done, so it works itself out in the end. The only thing you have to consider is that becoming your own father makes family reunions awkward.
oho, 'all you zombies' is worse

He is his...

Father
Son
And via a sex change... mother...

Hot.
 

Eyclonus

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Aries_Split said:
If you watch the video I though he said "I'm a black irish cyclops!"
He has a scottish accent. I'm pretty sure that makes him scottish.

Also, whatever you do don't step on the Butterfly!!
 

Ultrajoe

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Eyclonus said:
Aries_Split said:
If you watch the video I though he said "I'm a black irish cyclops!"
He has a scottish accent. I'm pretty sure that makes him scottish.

Also, whatever you do don't step on the Butterfly!!
or maybe you should... times funny like that...
 

John Galt

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Ultrajoe said:
Eyclonus said:
Aries_Split said:
If you watch the video I though he said "I'm a black irish cyclops!"
He has a scottish accent. I'm pretty sure that makes him scottish.

Also, whatever you do don't step on the Butterfly!!
or maybe you should... times funny like that...

No, don't do it! If you do, you'll come back and everything will be spelled differently! You will be the laughing stock of the Escapist with your MGG language skills(I'm pretty sure this is what actually happened to him).
 

ElephantGuts

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Nope, Einstein said time travel is impossible, and everything he says is right, so you won't be going anywhere.

(By the way my source on that was my friend so if Einstein never said that its not my fault.)
 

Anarchemitis

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We all are away that Teleporters=Forward Time Travel, yes?
It was shown in Half-Life 2: Gordon and Alyx going from Nova Prospekt time-traveled one week into the future. If you delay the teleport for say... 200 years, whablammooo! and you're somewhere you've never been, right where you're standing!
 

PedroSteckecilo

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T.H.O.R said:
Alas...our iPod exploded. THe speaker blew out, and the stereo/amp is fine. We plugged it up to some more 70s stuff and everything works.

*Extra* The Ipod simply burnt out (it was old and about ready for a grave anyhow) Since I'm an ex-military Explosive/Demolition Tech, I took out some household stuff, and turned the thing into a small firework. It was pretty to watch.

I guess our crystals were misaligned, or maybe it was the DeLorian that was key...who knows?
THUS WERE THEY PUNISHED FOR TRESPASSING IN MATTERS NOT OF MAN'S CONCERN!

Comeon, everyone knows THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM! The unverse compensates by destroying your shit.
 

Auron555

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YES! My mission succeeded! As soon as I read this thread, I went back in time to the very factory in which your iPod was created and placed a small remote detonator in it so that you would not be flung back in time and aid Hitler in creaing a Global Warming Machine!!!

A WINAR IS ME!
 

werepossum

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T.H.O.R said:
Alas...our iPod exploded. THe speaker blew out, and the stereo/amp is fine. We plugged it up to some more 70s stuff and everything works.

*Extra* The Ipod simply burnt out (it was old and about ready for a grave anyhow) Since I'm an ex-military Explosive/Demolition Tech, I took out some household stuff, and turned the thing into a small firework. It was pretty to watch.

I guess our crystals were misaligned, or maybe it was the DeLorian that was key...who knows?
I'm glad to hear that. A few months back I finally threw out my quadraphonic 8-track player and some chips I could no longer identify, thus rendering myself unable to fetch you back.
 

Bass_man

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When you are travelling through the rift of time and space stop by the TARDIS sometime or place. The doctor makes a good coffee.
 

LewsTherin

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talon92 said:
WARNING:
If you ever get that time machine working, and you happen to be catapulted FORWARD in time, you will be stranded forever. Therefore, your only logical course of action would be to bake a cake. Enjoy that cake! :)

If you go backwards, DO NOT under ANY circumstances bake a CAKE! Were you to bake such a cake, the historical timeline will change and you will NEVER be BORN! Suitable cake alternatives can be located at any good/goode baker's.
So...what you're trying to say is....CAKE is a fitting method for disrupting temporal space?

*Makes quick phone-call to Valve*
 

crimson5pheonix

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To be fair and serious (in an obviously joke thread) the only way you could damage the past is by accidental, hard to repeat time travel (what you would have done if god hadn't said "hell no" and shut you down). IF there was a deliberate, repeatable way to go back in time, anything that you did to screw up the space-time continuum (going back and killing Hitler only to have his second in command take over and win the war) would be instantly fixed by you (or someone else) from the future. Unfortunately the you who originally did it would go back to redo it (without the knowledge of you doing it the first time) and it would be a vicious cycle. If that's the case then we are all existing in a multi-reality state where we oscillate between realities but because we can't know about it, we only have the knowledge of this reality while we simultaniously have knowledge of the other realities we exist in but only the knowledge of that reality. It's easy just think about it.