My parents caught me playing Postal 2 when I was in the midst of pissing in someone's mouth and then setting them on fire.
They mentioned possible therapy after that...
They mentioned possible therapy after that...
The first thing is possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:Random Phone call.
Mom: Hey Son.
Me: Hey mom.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Playing Borderlands.
Mom: You having fun?
Me: Yes.
Mom: You killing everything that tries to shoot you?
Me: Uh.... Yes.....
Mom: Keep up the good work.
Me: Sure....
Mom: Did you find the boat?
Me: What boat?
Mom: Go to Tracher's Landing. You'll find it.
15 Minutes Later - Phone call back
Mom: Yes son?
Me: The fuck did you know that?
Two years ago.
My Dad owns the hell out of me in Brawl.
With Ness. And me as Snake.
My, aren't you paranoid.Fredrick2003 said:Should have hidden that porn better. Cover your tracks in electronicland.Sir John said:Family embarrassment? You have no idea. My uber-dysfunctional family has the potential to embarrass me anytime my mic is live. And they have, several times. Aside from that, I live with people who hate the very act of gaming and find fault from anything and everything I do. I'd not care for them to know what I do when I'm gaming, regardless if it's something that's potentially embarrassing.
If I can give you an example of what I'm dealing with here. I once DVR'ed(Tivoed) an episode of Drawn Together just to sate my curiosity about the show. (It's a shitty show, avoid it.) But my mother and brother watched it and spent the next two weeks giving me a bunch of shit about everything in the show. I didn't even like the damn show. They also went snooping in my computer while I was at work and found some...questionable images. (Not going into detail, just use the word porn if you must.) I cannot even lock my damn door anyway, all I can do it wedge it shut.
You're probably asking yourself how someone keeps their sanity in this kind of environment. In all honesty, they don't.
For me I put a password on my computer, and all content of questionable legality is stored on an external hard drive which is hidden inside a box that is locked that is hidden somewhere else (in a different spot, I change it up).
Yep.
I laughed at this and brotherhoodofsteel's post about borderlands.Distorted Stu said:*DOOR BURSTS OPEN*
ARE YOU WINNING SON?!
.. its the menu screen, Dad....
Sorry to hear that man, hope that never happens to anyone ever again.blackshark121 said:Parents walked in on the FF X laughing scene.
Ugh...
Oh this brings back fond memories.... I kinda miss that now that its gone xDDistorted Stu said:*DOOR BURSTS OPEN*
ARE YOU WINNING SON?!
.. its the menu screen, Dad....
Don't worry, it's nowhere near as bad as you think.poncho14 said:My dad always walks in when i'm being killed, also when I get saboteur, i'm sure there will be alot of awkward moments.
Please tell me you paused it as soon as you noticed?dehawaiiansupaman said:My grandpa (WWII veteran) walked in when I was playing the D-Day level for Call of Duty 2.
Dead silence for a full ten minutes.