Timotei Anime Review: Hellsing

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A random person said:
Pegghead said:
My apologies, again, things here have left me a bit jumpy with anime bashing (there was a thread titled ex-japanophiles once. If something like that pops up ever again, I will rage), especially since I've actually seen a few people essentially say that if you're not Japanese, you should see the clear superiority of western things. I understand that anime elitism is rampant in other parts, but it seems to be the other way here. Seriously, while the video itself was funny, I cringed somewhat when I saw the "Robot Princess Bubblegum" thing because I knew people would take it seriously.
That's a very well structured, intelligent and fairly supported argument, and trust me I can turn into the most unpleasent, un-disputable dermined fanboy when a thread begins that goes agaist what I believe i right.
Again, I'm just rather jumpy with anything seeming like a "western things are supreme, anime is gay" rant as a result of that attitude being disturbingly prevalent here. I understand that a good bit of it is backlashing against extreme fanboys who think it's better because it's Japanese, but it's a lot more dickish and even worse in the national elitism regard.

You know what, after this conversation, I'll let you launch a few nukes if/when the dreaded day comes that someone remakes that ex-japanophiles thread. You can have a good position under me and Admiral NeutralDrow.
 

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By the spear of Odin, what is with this formatting?!

Make that first image a wee bit smaller, add a line break after the Youtube video, and you might want to make the "Gendo" image smaller as well.
I'm still experimenting with the formatting. It should get better over time as I learn more and more about BB code and styling.

Hopefully the next review will be an improvement upon this.
 

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I'll look into this series as well but I'm not completely sold on Alucard though, he just seem's like a bastard for the sake of it. Is this true or am I not just looking at things hard enough?
 

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Personally I never saw alucard as the OMG best anime character ever. I just saw him as ridiculously powerfu. And while it made it a fine action show, it, to me, felt like a lackluster story.
 

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Have you read the Manga? Because it's far crazier. Alucard is ... the shit. Sera's doesn't suck either.
 

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Seras Victoria. <3
I've only just started reading the manga though. I didn't want to read the review because if there were any spoilers I would've had to kill you. I'd just though I'd throw that one out. She rocks.
Scene in the first one where she goes on a rampage before Father Anderson shows up is my favourite scene from anything ever. Awesome art in that bit.
 

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
Holy. Fucking. Snip.
I qouted you to say one thing: Anderson's blades are not trowels. They're bayonets.
You completely missed the point of me calling them trowels. It was for a form of satire if you hadn't noticed.
 

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First: The anime is non-canon. Yes, you read that right. What has to be understood is that Kohta Hirano is extraordinarily slow when it comes to putting out manga. The anime was only a slight deviation from the Manga, until they realized he had only, at the time, written a few issues (about 3, I believe, of the now 11 volumes). To really emphasize his slowness, it took him 11 years to write 10 issue of Hellsing. It takes Tite Kubo about 2 month's to write an issue of Bleach. That was where the whole "Freak chips," and "Incognito," thing comes from. They simply had no manga to base their plot off of (it's still awesome, just not official).


Third: The "Hellsing: Ultimate" OVA's are canon, as it is a more literal rendition of the Manga, with only the subtlest of changes. Also, I believe that there are 6 "Hellsing: Ultimate" OVA episodes. And it's still ongoing, at this point. Now, if there are only 4 in English, then I understand you saying that there are only 4. Hellsing is one of the few anime's I enjoy in English, but I'm not willing to wait for official dubs, so I watch the fan-subbed version, and then I'll get the dubbed version later when it's done and in a box set.
I'm so glad someone pointed this out. It means I don't have to point it out myself.
 

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Koeryn said:
Koeryn said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Holy. Fucking. Snip.
I qouted you to say one thing: Anderson's blades are not trowels. They're bayonets.
I see. And here I thought it was simply ignorance.
I think you're ignorant. It's quite obvious that his weapons really were elongated trowels. Don't you see? Through these small hints, Anderson's character has a whole other dimension added to it. As a young boy, he was abused by a Catholic Priest, but would often escape into the gardens of the church to hide. Since that time, he's always been a fan of gardening, however he cannot bear to bend down, as doing so reminds him terribly of the old Father who touched his naughty spot - hence why his trowels must be elongated.

What we see is a crazy fanatic who purges all 'unclean' in the name of God, Amen. Really, he has a whole deeper side we only have hints to - one of them being his trowels.
 
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I know this may sound weak on my part, but after forcing myself through 3 of the Twilight series books, and stomaching 30 minutes of it on film, I must say, Vampires still have hope now. (Even though this is a decade old)
 

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Amnestic said:
Koeryn said:
Koeryn said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Holy. Fucking. Snip.
I qouted you to say one thing: Anderson's blades are not trowels. They're bayonets.
I see. And here I thought it was simply ignorance.
I think you're ignorant. It's quite obvious that his weapons really were elongated trowels. Don't you see? Through these small hints, Anderson's character has a whole other dimension added to it. As a young boy, he was abused by a Catholic Priest, but would often escape into the gardens of the church to hide. Since that time, he's always been a fan of gardening, however he cannot bear to bend down, as doing so reminds him terribly of the old Father who touched his naughty spot - hence why his trowels must be elongated.

What we see is a crazy fanatic who purges all 'unclean' in the name of God, Amen. Really, he has a whole deeper side we only have hints to - one of them being his trowels.
This is certainly a most... Interesting view of things, I must say.
 

Aptspire

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I must say your review is most spot-on...
and also YES! This is how Vampires should be SEEN!
also, lol for your Justice! XD
 

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I have never seen Hellsing, but I dislike how overpowered Alucard is.

From what I've read, he's virtually indestructable, a flaw which- in my opinion- kills the character almost instantly. He's immortal, so why should I care what happens to him?

However, he does seem to have a better personality by far than many other vampires, so he scores for that.

And uh...thats pretty much all I have to say. I might check it out.

Well, I think Alucard was not intended to be taken quite as seriously as a lot of fans of Hellsing do. I think part of the idea of his indestructability was sort of to make fun of both Vampire chic (overpowered "Munchkin" vampires in say Vampire The Masquerade) and mess with peoples expectations.

Simply put we're told Alucard is a vampire. Typically, the ways to kill Vampires involve staking and decapitation. Anyone who knows anything about vampires in fiction knows this.

So thus, they do things in the series like (*Spoilers from this point on* ) have his head chopped off, followed by dramatic tension as his sidekick runs away from the bad guy carrying his head while your wondering how she's going to get out of this since by all Vampire logic Alucard should be dead... only to have him reform and make it clear he was messing with his sidekick and enemy for yucks, just as the writers were messing with you.

Indeed this is a recurring gag through the series, where he basically gets stomped, dramatic tension flows, and then you find out ooops well, he's just too overpowered for stuff like that but likes messing with people. Heck the entire climax was simply re-using the same gimmick they used through the same series (he drains the blood from the tower of london to reform after near total destruction, and then fights not only another ancient vampire who up until now you THOUGHT was on a similar or greater power level, but also a god whom you found out he basically ALLOWED to be summoned because otherwise it wouldn't be a fitting challenge...).

The point here is that I think half the point of the series is that it's using Dragon Ball Z logic. Your not supposed to be taking this seriously. One step at a time they introduce something ridiculous, only to have it countered by something even more ridiculous, until your eventually sitting there going "WTF" when you look back at the whole thing.

Hellsing is entertaining, but I think that half the point is to spoof the whole "Super Vampire" thing as much as it is to tell an entirely serious story.

What's more one of the reasons why I'm not a big fan of games like White Wolf's "World Of Darkness" is that people play characters that are every bit that ridiculous. To see it visualized is well worth the lulz, especially when people take this seriously or claim "oh yeah, that's what Vampires should be...".

These are simply my opinions though. I rate Hellsing a little higher than the original reviewer despite the quality issues, simply because I see it as being almost ingenius in
it's absurdity.
 

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The comic is far superior to the anime. Also, the ending theme is a better choice of songs to demo the astounding music in Hellsing, in my opinion. I love that song. Drat, now I have to go listen to it.