Tin foil hat time!
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The Sun and the Moon are the same floating object. Nasa (and its various predecessors dating back to 9000BC) sets it on fire every day so that they can sell us sun and moon related products and make twice as much profit.
Skynet is already initiated, and has made world of warcraft to obtain an army of slaves. Once they have enough subscribers, they will use the game to brainwash them and turn them into an army to take over the world.
America is working on a time machine to have JFK become leader of the USSR communist party! The secondary plans are to make Oprah a queen of England. Over time these move will make America the leader of the earf as we know it. Lincoln will be the first leader of the United American Earf Federation (UAEF).
Not entirely sure this counts, but I had this weird paranoia/theory that every locker combination in my high school was the same or set from a relatively small pool of combinations because no one would ever think to actually try it. Of course logic asks about the people who share lockers and never found anything remotely similar to my theory, but it still makes sense in my head. I also had a theory that they never actually changed the locker combinations during summer break because no one could actually remember their combination to check the next year. I never actually disproved this one because I kept on forgetting my old combinations.
Scientology is actually real and everyone is infected by thetans.
Also, every pillow programs our brains to obey while we sleep.
Also, every pillow programs our brains to obey while we sleep.
Shooters were invented by the army to recruit without working.
Steve jobs secretly owns all types of illegal downloading sites and programs, that's why he makes itunes music so expensive.
Swedish fish has small supplements of a drug invented in Sweden to make everyone like Sweden, so they can breed an army.
All webcams are attached via live feed to a government building built for finding and watching you.
Steve jobs secretly owns all types of illegal downloading sites and programs, that's why he makes itunes music so expensive.
Swedish fish has small supplements of a drug invented in Sweden to make everyone like Sweden, so they can breed an army.
All webcams are attached via live feed to a government building built for finding and watching you.
The chinese invented chopsticks as a practical joke on westerners. They leave a token few of themselves in the dining area of chinese restaurants, while the majority eat in a hidden back room with a wall-sized video monitor that's connected to hidden cameras in the main dining area. There, they eat their meals with a knife, fork and spoon while watching westerners try to eat with chopsticks and laughing their butts off.
Grant Morrison's comic series The Invisibles [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invisibles] is FULL of conspiracy theories. Examples:
REX 84 [http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=rex+84],
Mind control implants hidden inside polio vaccinations
The government kidnappiing and murdering babies and young children in order to cause a panic and make it easier to convince parents to have their children implanted with tracking devices at birth.
The existence of a True Alphabet that the secret rulers of the world learn, which contains extra letters used to form words and concepts that the 26-character "slave alphabet" cannot.
The 26-letter alphabet is a tool used to invoke a demon called Ehbeeseedee'ee'efgee'aich'eyejaykayelemenohpeecue'aresstee'yoo'vee'dubbleyouexwhyzed. Every time somebody invokes his name, his power grows.
Grant Morrison's comic series The Invisibles [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invisibles] is FULL of conspiracy theories. Examples:
REX 84 [http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=rex+84],
Mind control implants hidden inside polio vaccinations
The government kidnappiing and murdering babies and young children in order to cause a panic and make it easier to convince parents to have their children implanted with tracking devices at birth.
The existence of a True Alphabet that the secret rulers of the world learn, which contains extra letters used to form words and concepts that the 26-character "slave alphabet" cannot.
The 26-letter alphabet is a tool used to invoke a demon called Ehbeeseedee'ee'efgee'aich'eyejaykayelemenohpeecue'aresstee'yoo'vee'dubbleyouexwhyzed. Every time somebody invokes his name, his power grows.
Oh, also, every trading card game lines their packs with a small amount of crack cocaine so that when you open them, you sniff a small amount of the drug. That is why it is hard to stop playing these games and the longer you play, the more packs you have to buy. You become addicted to the crack in the packs.
that hubilub is always up to something...white_salad said:
and as for conspiracy theories, i don't have those. i just know for a fact that the OP is secretly captain awesome.
See- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Hunter]2fish said:
Here's one a friend of mine once proposed:
Everybody is a mind reader but me. Everybody always knows what I'm thinking, but feels sorry for me, so they pretend they don't. But when I'm not around, they all talk about how I was thinking of "breasts" or "why can't I stop looking at that guy's crotch" or how I "didn't have time to wash when I took a shit this morning because I was going to be late for school"... And they laugh! They're laughing at me right now!
...They're always laughing...
Everybody is a mind reader but me. Everybody always knows what I'm thinking, but feels sorry for me, so they pretend they don't. But when I'm not around, they all talk about how I was thinking of "breasts" or "why can't I stop looking at that guy's crotch" or how I "didn't have time to wash when I took a shit this morning because I was going to be late for school"... And they laugh! They're laughing at me right now!
...They're always laughing...
Walt Disney's frozen head was recently brought out of stasis and lead an elaborate campaign to edit all digital and physical copies of past Disney works so that they contain depictions of phalluses, subliminal messages, and lewd behavior of priests so that the increased interest leads to higher sales.
Electric car manufacturers are responsible for 9/11. They wanted the USA to invade Iraq so the oil industry would lose business.
