Tiny brooms.

[Voodoomancer]

Post a lame joke!

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?"
- "You take away it's tiny brooms."

 

[supermariner]

how do you find will smith in the snow?

look for the fresh prince

 

[Fetzenfisch]

What wobbles and flies in the air?
A jellycopter

 

[Fetzenfisch]

-How many cowgirls do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
-Cowgirls don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in haystacks

 

[drbarno]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

 

[Palademon]

What's brown and sticky?

...
a stick.

 

[Palademon]

Why did Link cross the road?

Chickens were chasing him.

 

[Palademon]

Why do people fear IBM in the winter?

It becomes Icy-BM.

 

[Gammaj4]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-It was intents.

 

[Beltom]

How many member of a chosen demographic does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

X+1. One to screw in the lightbulb, and X to act in a stereotypical manner.

 

[scorptatious]

What do you call a waffle on the beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

 

[Space Spoons]

Q: What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't get the door open?
A: Triforce.

What do you call a waffle on the beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

I had to say that one out loud before I got it, I feel dumb now.

 

[Tartarga]

Whats a cats favorite button on the vcr?

Paws.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I shouldn't be having such a hard time thinking of lame jokes. Where's my dad when I need him?

Spoiler: Did you hear about the drum and cymbals that fell down the stairs?

Badum-tsh!

Spoiler: What is the last thing to go through a bug's head as it hits your windshield?

Its butt.

 

[The Rockerfly]

An English man, a Scottish man and an Irish walk into a bar. They all go up to the bar and order a few rounds of drinks, legally pay for everything and have a really good night

...So yeah, lame jokes huh?

 

[Rivers Wells]

Use this on someone whenever you drive pass a graveyard:

(Look out the window at the graveyard ominously)
You: "You know who's buried there...right?"
Victim: "Who?!"
You: ..."dead people"