Title interpretation

[Winthrop]

Halo: A top-view game set in the modern times where you, the player, helps a man whose life is a complete wreck due to 32 years of bad decisions. Your job is to get him back on track, solving puzzles, organize his life, help him make friends and contacts so he can become successful in life. The compelling story that revolves around your relationship with the man and your very own existence will be the main theme of the game, with several different endings and with a whole bunch of sidequests there is something for everybody in this game.

Damn that actually sounds pretty compelling. Nice one man!

Braid: You style young girls hair.

Limbo: You bend under bars that get progressively lower. To make matters interesting, this is your afterlife and you must limbo in limbo to decide if you go to heaven or hell.

Day of Defeat: Just loads one of many gameover screens every time you run it.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Plants vs zombies: Uhm... shit.

Dirt 3: You play as dirt. You don't really do much, you're dirt.
Motorstorm: You play as a hurricane that rains down engines on things.

 

[IrenIvy]

Heavy Rain: main soundtrack is 24H track with nothing but heavy rain sounds; the game itself is physic puzzle/platformer where you play as a rain drop and your purpose is to splash as heavily as possible.

Mirror's Edge: the game about a cruel world of high fashion

Legacy of Kain (sorry!): the heart-wrenching detective drama about an important missing will

Darksiders: an educational game for kids about travel to the other side of the Moon

Serious Sam: The First Encounter - Dating sim about a virginal shy man who finally decided to look for serious romantic relationships.

Prince of Persia: turn-based strategy where you is a prince of Persia and have to rebuild your kingdom

 

[Eomega123]

Luigi's Mansion - You play as a wealthy Italian businessman throwing parties in his luxuries sea-side mansion. Attract more powerful guests, throw more lavish parties, and climb the social ladder of the uber rich!

Super Smash Brothers Brawl - A group of brothers get totally smashed one day and try to beat eachother up. The unresponsive controls mimic the experience of actual drunkenness!

Pacman - You play an assembly line worker tasked with packing materials into boxes. Keep up the pace or you'll get canned!

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Devil May Cry - You're a bully who got sent to hell. Try to make Satan weep - he may or may not, depending on your actions!

Dead or Alive - A conveyor belt streams people past you - you need to figure out if each one is dead or alive before the time runs out!

Infinite Undiscovery - ... ... ...? [sub]Slightly more serious attempt: You go around an infinite game world that consists of nothing but white space. You can keep walking forever, but you discover nothing.[/sub]

...Okay, I'm done now.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Hotline Miami: You play as the operator of a phone sex hotline in Miami.

 

[Olas]

Donkey Kong: You play as a donkey.

Silent hill: Literally just a hill.

Minecraft: A multiplayer version of Minesweeper

Batman: Arkham Asylum: You get to manage your own prison, like Zoo Tycoon but with dangerous criminals.

Bayonetta: You play a union soldier on the front line of the civil war.

Kingdom Hearts: Just a normal game of Hearts but with medieval characters on every card.

Edit: 900th post, woohoo

 

[Robot Number V]

Abe's Exoddus - follow the epic(literally) adventure of Abe Lincoln in this alternate history scenario.

I really, REALLY want to play that.

Anyway, my contribution:

Red Dead Redemption: You are a former gangster from the 1920s who was betrayed and killed by your associates. Revived as a zombie by mysterious, mystical forces, you must take revenge on the city's criminal networks. Wait, "redemption"...Um...And you learn the error of your criminal ways along the way. Or something.

Earthbound: An alien invasion from the perspective of the aliens.

Yeah, that's all I got.

EDIT: Wait, I got one more!

Assassin's Creed Revelations: An Assassin's Creed game with a fucking crazy plot twist at the end. As opposed to literally THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE THAT.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

3D Dot Game Hero is actually fairly accurate as far as titles go.

Katamari Damacy is about as opaque as I can think of, as I cannot really think of anything.

 

[krazykidd]

The Last Story

You are on a journy, and it will be your last!

In that case, any Final Fantasy game.

Wouldn't that be the end of any fantasy you have? Fantasy basically means not real while a story can be a real happening?

oxymoron.

sorry but English isn't my mothertongue... and I'm too drunk to google...
oxymoron=???
A moron without oxygen?

An oxymoron is two conflicting points of description. Like 'the blue man has red skin', or 'the living dead'. Yes, I know living dead refers to zombies, but still.

I thought zombies were reffered to as undead . Like not dead but not alive .

OT: left 4 dead . A group of four people left all alone in a city infested with, thus left for de...DAMMIT !

Wait wait let me try again .

Silent hill : deaf man climbs a hill. Amidoingitright.jpg

 

[fenrizz]

The Legend of Grimrock - A grandfather tells the tale of a sinister rock he found in his youth.

Super Meat Boy - An engaging interactive story about a boy and his love of meat.

Jamestown - You play a man called James in his efforts to build a new town.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent - A mans struggle with Alzheimer.

 

[Tesral]

Metro 2033: An underground train simulation and management game set in a prosperous future Moscow.
Tribes ascend: Overseeing the slow process of technological advancement from nomadic tribesmen to civilized settlers.
Red Orchestra: You play as a trombonist in the Russian Philharmonic orchestra. A rhythm game.
War of the roses: An aggressive agricultural RTS where your colour of rose must compete against others for root space and nutrients, eventually encompassing the entire garden.
Rock of ages: You control a giant boulder crushing historical figures through time... Oh wait.

 

[The Funslinger]

The Last Story

You are on a journy, and it will be your last!

In that case, any Final Fantasy game.

Wouldn't that be the end of any fantasy you have? Fantasy basically means not real while a story can be a real happening?

oxymoron.

sorry but English isn't my mothertongue... and I'm too drunk to google...
oxymoron=???
A moron without oxygen?

An oxymoron is two conflicting points of description. Like 'the blue man has red skin', or 'the living dead'. Yes, I know living dead refers to zombies, but still.

I thought zombies were reffered to as undead . Like not dead but not alive .

OT: left 4 dead . A group of four people left all alone in a city infested with, thus left for de...DAMMIT !

Wait wait let me try again .

Silent hill : deaf man climbs a hill. Amidoingitright.jpg

True, but 'the living dead' is a phrase also used.

Dragon's Dogma: You play as a Dragon overthrowing the heresy that is the Catholic Church and laying down a religion worshipping you in its place.

 

[V8 Ninja]

Tribes Ascend - A god-game where you lead a single tribe of prehistoric people to becoming the first to travel into the unknown regions of space.

Blacklight Retribution - You are an assassin who is set out to murder individuals who replace normal light bulbs with black light bulbs.

They Bleed Pixels - A game in which the player must manage ambulances as they attempt to bandage hundreds of thousands of individuals.

 

[OldDirtyCrusty]

Metal Gear Solid - An advertisement game where you combine trendy fetish clothes and wear them on your character or a it could be a medieval blacksmith game where you trying to create the ultimate breast plate.

Dead Island - A game where you wander around a rock in the ocean and do nothing besides watching waves, clouds and the ground (a tripple A Dead Island would feature a day and night circle of course).

SpecOps: the line - Three delta force members are getting stopped in a traffic control. All three of them seem to be drunk.

 

[Starik20X6]

Zack and Wiki: you play as Zack, a student pulling an all-nighter, using Wikipedia to finish all your assignments on time.

Pac-Man: try to pack your travel bags as efficiently as possible.

Animal Crossing: like Frogger, but with tons of different animals to play as.