To good to be made up

[Soushi]

What are some things that have happened to you that are just TOO perfect, TOO good to be made up.
Funny coincidences,situations, ect. Ones that have happened to you, or to other people.

For example today(this is a completely true story): I was helping out a friend in his game store, and loking at MGS4, doing a pretty good solid snake impression while reading the back . This little kid hears me, looks up and goes, "Are you solid snake?" in this really hopeful voice. so i answered (In snake's voice), "Yes, yes i am, would you like an Autograph." So i autographed this piece of paper (Keep on hunting those Metal Gears, Solid snake) for this kid, who runs off. I see him coming back with these other older kids. I didn't want to be pointed out as the major phoney that i was, so i tried to hide before they saw me. So, i hide the only way i can, underneath one of the delivery boxes in the section. They looked all over, but htey never found me.
Duh duh Da duh duh duhda duh duh da

So, my fellow escaptists, what are some hilarious things that have happend to you? Situations that are just TOO perfect. Funny, awesome, epic, all are good, jsut as long as they are so fantastic that there is no way you could have made them up.

OKay.... GO!

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I may not have any myself (or at least none I can recall right now) but damn yours was one hilarious story. It is incredibly unbelievable, but I so desperately want it to be true i'm going to believe you.

 

[Queen Michael]

Soushi, you're my idol!

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

That is one funny story, i can't think of anything that beats it

 

[Icecoldcynic]

That is one funny story, i can't think of anything that beats it

Yeah that's the problem. After such a brilliant opening post, anything anyone else posts will just seem pathetic in comparison.

 

[Mr. Cheese]

This one time, I totally jumped on a turtle and killed it for the glory of my king-deposing cause.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Umm... I got to put "Slipknot" whilst playing Scrabble in school once...?

 

[ThePostalGamer]

The best thing I can do that's anywhere close to OP is a near-perfect Albert Wesker and Jack Krauser voice, though I think my Krauser voice has deteriorated slightly due to lack of practice.

Anyway, this was especially funny early last year when I was about a view a powerpoint presentation for a programming class, so the teacher turns off the light. A second after he does, I switched on my Wesker voice and said, "You're merely postponing the inevitable".

The ONLY other person in that room who had played Resident Evil 5 turned around and shot me a look as if he was mentally facepalming, then shook his head at me and returned to his work.

It was worth it.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

I once called my friend. While he was playing silent hill. Right when Cheryl calls you in the school. I have never been sweared at so aggressively ever.
BTW, I am stealling that first story and am going to relay it to a friend of mine. Mister Soushi, you win one internets.

 

[Shockolate]

In L4D2, Dead Center, First level, the part were you have to go across the ledge into a window. As they were going across, I was a boomer, I splooged on them then melee rushed. One of the players kills me and the resulting knockback pushed them all off the ledge.

Seriously, Valve wasn't thinking when they put that part in. It's just a giant murderzone.

Also one time one the level "The Quarter" of The parish, there is a part where you go into a bar with some pool tables on the second floor. A good spitter/charger attack leaves two of us Incapped on the stairs when we hear the tank music. Deciding there is no time to get them up, me and my friend go up the the pool tables and proceed to dodge the tanks every swing. While I was doing massive damage to it with my AK47, my friend ran out of ammo and decided "Enough of this shit" and melee charged. At the same time, the guy playing the tank decided he needed backup and retreated.

Cut to Ellis chasing the tank across the room and off the ledge on the second floor with a baseball bat. Got our teammates back up, stuffed the infected attack and killed the tank. We were laughing for the rest of the level.

 

[Infinatex]

-snippy-quote]

BEST STORY EVER!!!
I once got asked for an autograph by some chick in a shopping center, but I had no idea who she thought I was!!!

 

[Deleted]

What are some things that have happened to you that are just TOO perfect, TOO good to be made up.
Funny coincidences,situations, ect. Ones that have happened to you, or to other people.

For example today(this is a completely true story): I was helping out a friend in his game store, and loking at MGS4, doing a pretty good solid snake impression while reading the back . This little kid hears me, looks up and goes, "Are you solid snake?" in this really hopeful voice. so i answered (In snake's voice), "Yes, yes i am, would you like an Autograph." So i autographed this piece of paper (Keep on hunting those Metal Gears, Solid snake) for this kid, who runs off. I see him coming back with these other older kids. I didn't want to be pointed out as the major phoney that i was, so i tried to hide before they saw me. So, i hide the only way i can, underneath one of the delivery boxes in the section. They looked all over, but htey never found me.
Duh duh Da duh duh duhda duh duh da

So, my fellow escaptists, what are some hilarious things that have happend to you? Situations that are just TOO perfect. Funny, awesome, epic, all are good, jsut as long as they are so fantastic that there is no way you could have made them up.

OKay.... GO!

This story made my day haha, good for you for making this kid's life awesome.

A long time ago (When I was about 14) I played Yu Gi Oh cards a lot at school. During elementary, we would have duels close to the wall away from the wind. I was starting to out grow Yu Gi Oh, but I didn't want to let go just yet. There's this kid who's around 12 that has a deck he didn't modify, so he would always lose. On a whim one day I decide to talk to him and check out his deck, it was a theme deck of one of the character from the show (stores used sell decks that the characters in the show have, like a "Yugi Deck" or a "Kaiba Deck"). He tells me he always loses because he sucks, so I say, "Hey kid, take this. It'll help you."

I gave him 3 or 4 cards whose names I don't remember but the strategy with using them together is that you force the opponent to pay life points in order to attack, while also making so only 4 star or under monster can get on the field. Which allowed the kid's weak monster with good effects do their work without fear of strong monsters. I explain to him the strategy and what monster he should use.

The kid is beaming and probably sees me as a cool guy, and he runs off. A few days later I see the kid, and he's fucking using my cards, I gave him a nod of approval because he was clearly winning the match. though I can't say if he won or not because I went to play some soccer.

 

[Tharwen]

Worms... one of the 2D ones... I killed every worm on the map except my one with exactly one cluster bomb. It was the first turn, and it wasn't set up at all. It made me happy.

 

[DazZ.]

Worms... one of the 2D ones... I killed every worm on the map except my one with exactly one cluster bomb. It was the first turn, and it wasn't set up at all. It made me happy.

I'm impressed, cluster bombs are weak as hell in anything but insanely tight areas.
Unless it's before Worms 2, in which case they are actually alright.

I'm off to play Worms.

 

[Quaxar]

You shall become my hero for the rest of this week.
Everything I have has absolutely no chance of competeing with you. I bow to you.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I was helping out a friend in his game store, and looking at Splinter Cell Double Agent, doing a pretty good Sam Fisher impression while reading the back . This little kid hears me, looks up and goes, "Are you Fisher?" in this really hopeful voice. so i answered (In Fisher's voice), "Yes, yes i am, would you like an Autograph?" So i autographed this piece of paper (Keep on hunting those terrorists, Sam Fisher) for this kid, who runs off. I see him coming back with these other older kids. I didn't want to be pointed out as the major phony that i was, so i tried to hide before they saw me. So, i hide the only way i can, in the shadows of the corner of the store. They looked all over, but they never found me.

 

[Bernzz]

Ahh man, your story made my day. Thanks mate. I, unfortunately, have nothing that tops that or even comes near to that awesomesauce story, so sorry about that.

 

[Quaxar]

-snap-

What a coincidence. This one time I was helping out a friend in his game store, and looking at Sonic Adventure, doing a pretty good Sonic impression while reading the back. This little kid hears me, looks up and goes, "Are you Sonic the Hedgehog?" in this really hopeful voice. So i answered (in Sonic's voice) "Yes, yes i am, would you like an Autograph?" So i autographed this piece of paper (Keep on collecting those gold rings, Sonic the Hedgehog) for this kid, who runs off. I see him coming back with these other older kids. I didn't want to be pointed out as the major phony that i was, so i tried to escape before they saw me. So I escape the only way I can, running like hell in a straight direction. They were all behind me, but they never cought up to me.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I got a few but ill start with this one cause im feelin nostaigic.

Well one day I was thinking bakc to the good old days of Pokemon cards and a thought popped into my mind, "I wonder how much my old cards are worth now", there were allot of em and they were also in good condition. So to the internet i sped and was shocked to see how much some of them were worth. My immediate thought was "OMG where are those cards" because some of the cards i knew i had were worth allot by that point. So I called my mum and asked her if she knew where they were (if there is something from my youth i can't find she usually knows where they are), only to get the relpy "Oh those things? I binned them long ago" (or words to that effect)

Needless to say i was gutted, that shiney venusaur was worth a pretty penny too

 

[Fox1789]

well i did this doppelganger generator online where it matches you up with celebrity look alikes and my result was Victoria Beckham