Tony "Riotproof" Jaa

[-Datura-]

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really want a new "Streets Of Rage" game.

Until then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rALex0SfwQ

 

[SnipErlite]

Ah lots of discussion value here.

What? I feel like being pedantic today?

Although granted Tony Jaa does have some epic fight scenes.

EDIT: At about 20 seconds into that video, hahahahaha. The guy runs at him and *POW* face-kick. Reminds me of Indiana Jones pulling out his gun and shooting the guy with the sword.....lol

EDIT AGAIN: Holy hell did he just kick a man in the face while both his own legs were on fire?!?

Hahahahaha

 

[-Datura-]

In 2003, Tony Jaa made Ong Bak and changed the face of action porn forever. It was the kind of movie where a guy would go looking for his villages missing statue head and accidentally walk through an underground martial arts tournament and then accidentally win it. It was the kind of movie where Tony would augment a 360 flying spin kick by setting his legs on fire. For you ladies that dont know anything about finishing moves, thats like killing someone so hard that their Facebook account disappears.

lol

 

[Fappy]

Tony Jaa is my one and only man-crush. I would birth his child. Hell, I would birth his pet elephant's child.

 

[SnipErlite]

EDIT AGAIN: Holy hell did he just kick a man in the face while both his own legs were on fire?!?

Hahahahaha

accidentally walk through an underground martial arts tournament and then accidentally win it. It was the kind of movie where Tony would augment a 360 flying spin kick by setting his legs on fire.

I could see that as an entire plot of a Jaa movie - stumbles upon an underground competition when honestly! He wasn't even looking for it!

Also.......augment? Minor overkill more like? The writers were obviously were just sitting around and thinking "hmm, what do we do with all this leftover budget and fire?? Wait! I have it!"

 

[DazZ.]

However hilarious Ongbak was (and it was), this be advertising of your Youtube video.

What was with the elbow to the head punches in that film? I've had to use that on my friends for the sheer hilarity a few times since.

 

[wooty]

"In 2003, Tony Jaa made Ong Bak and changed the face of action porn forever"

Action porn? Would that be screwing on Normandy beach or something?

Edit: possibly even the sex scene in Shoot 'Em Up

 

[Snork Maiden]

However hilarious Ongbak was (and it was), this be advertising of your Youtube video.

What was with the elbow to the head punches in that film? I've had to use that on my friends for the sheer hilarity a few times since.

I absolutely love the elbow drops. You can almost feel the crunch.

 

[Jekken6]

Nice vid. I must now watch Ong Bak

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Anyone who beats up half of Sydney is aces in my book.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I could see that as an entire plot of a Jaa movie - stumbles upon an underground competition when honestly! He wasn't even looking for it!

You have to give him a reason for his stumbling though... like he is taking his rural village's only VCR to be repaired or his recently deceased uncle needs special burial socks that are only made in a remote village on the border of Burma/Myanmar which also just happens to be the very same village that holds a super secret death martial arts tournament, with hilarious consequences.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Ong Bak

Good film. So is Tom Yum Goong.

Be warned that Ong Bak II isn't a sequel. It's totally unrelated to Ong Bak.

 

[SnipErlite]

I could see that as an entire plot of a Jaa movie - stumbles upon an underground competition when honestly! He wasn't even looking for it!

You have to give him a reason for his stumbling though... like he is taking his rural village's only VCR to be repaired or his recently deceased uncle needs special burial socks that are only made in a remote village on the border of Burma/Myanmar which also just happens to be the very same village that holds a super secret death martial arts tournament, with hilarious consequences.

Can't he just be out for a walk one day in the hills and discover a secret sect of monks who happen to have kick-ass fighting moves?

With hilarious consequences.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Can't he just be out for a walk one day in the hills and discover a secret sect of monks who happen to have kick-ass fighting moves?

Wailing on monks without good cause isn't something you want to try and promote in a buddhist country.

With hilarious consequences.

Oh... in that case, yes.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Ong bak 1&2 were some of the best fighting movies i've seen! his moves are sick!

 

[hittite]

zombiedefense.org rates weaponry on a scale of Tony Jaas. They have yet to give any weapon a 1.

 

[SnipErlite]

Can't he just be out for a walk one day in the hills and discover a secret sect of monks who happen to have kick-ass fighting moves?

Wailing on monks without good cause isn't something you want to try and promote in a buddhist country.

With hilarious consequences.

Oh... in that case, yes.

And then terrorists invade a baby shower. With sexy results....
*reference cookie although I didn't quite quote it right*

But yes, definitely hilarious consequences.